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| 1:53 || Asuka || {{team away|h}} || {{team away|mlp}} || [[2015 4chan Winter Cup knockout stage#.2Fh.2F_v_.2Fmlp.2F|2015 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16]]
| 1:53 || Asuka || {{team away|h}} || {{team away|mlp}} || [[2015 4chan Winter Cup knockout stage#.2Fh.2F_v_.2Fmlp.2F|2015 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16]]
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| 1:55 || {{greentext|outdoor cat}} || {{team away|an}} || {{team away|ck}} || [[2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group B#/an/ v /ck/|2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage]]
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| 1:56 || Woody || {{team away|toy}} || {{team away|h}} || [[2013 4chan Winter Cup Group B#.2Fh.2F_vs_.2Ftoy.2F|2013 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage]]
| 1:56 || Woody || {{team away|toy}} || {{team away|h}} || [[2013 4chan Winter Cup Group B#.2Fh.2F_vs_.2Ftoy.2F|2013 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage]]
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| 2:37 || Rick Owens || {{team away|fa}} || {{team away|wsg}} || [[2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers#Group B|2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers]]
| 2:37 || Rick Owens || {{team away|fa}} || {{team away|wsg}} || [[2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers#Group B|2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers]]
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| 3:51 || Zyzz || {{team away|fit}} || {{team away|v}} || [[2016 4chan Summer Cup Group A#.2Ffit.2F v .2Fv.2F|2016 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage]]
| 2:30 || L O N D O N || {{team away|fit}} || {{team away|wg}} || [[2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group C#/fit/ v /wg/|2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage]]
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| 1:52 || Terrorist Watch || {{team away|g}} || {{team away|int}} || [[2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group C#.2Fg.2F v .2Fint.2F|2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage]]
| 1:52 || Terrorist Watch || {{team away|g}} || {{team away|int}} || [[2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group C#.2Fg.2F v .2Fint.2F|2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage]]
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| 2:04 || Dagoth Ur || {{team away|vrpg}}|| {{team away|h}} || [[2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group F#/vrpg/ v /h/|2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage]]
| 2:04 || Dagoth Ur || {{team away|vrpg}}|| {{team away|h}} || [[2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group F#/vrpg/ v /h/|2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage]]
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| 9:37 || KANE LIVES || {{team away|vst}} || {{team away|fit}} || [[2021 4chan World Cup Group M#/fit/ v /vst8|2021 4chan World Cup Group Stage]]
| 2:34 || Nuclear Gandhi || {{team away|vst}} || {{team away|b}} || [[2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group G#/b/ v /vst/|2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage]]
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| 10:40 || I'm Pomu || {{team away|vt}} || {{team away|sp}} || [[2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group H#/sp/ v /vt/|2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage]]
| 8:51 || Oyabun || {{team away|vt}} || {{team away|bant}} || [[2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group D#/vt/ v /bant/|2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage]]
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| 2:05 || Waifu Walls || {{team away|w}} || {{team away|int}} || [[2019 4chan Winter Cup|2019 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage]]
| 2:05 || Waifu Walls || {{team away|w}} || {{team away|int}} || [[2019 4chan Winter Cup|2019 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage]]
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| 3:09 || /x/-tan || {{team away|x}} || {{team away|biz}} || [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group G#.2Fbiz.2F v .2Fx.2F|2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage]]
| 3:09 || /x/-tan || {{team away|x}} || {{team away|biz}} || [[2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group G#.2Fbiz.2F v .2Fx.2F|2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage]]
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| 42:17 || Tony Hawk's Existential Nightmare || {{team away|xs}} || {{team away|wsg}} || [[2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group C#/xs/ v /wsg/|2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage]]
| 8:28 || Tony Hawk's Existential Nightmare || {{team away|xs}} || {{team away|fa}} || [[2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group H#/xs/ v /fa/|2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage]]
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| 3:25 || My Husbando || {{team away|y}} || {{team away|o}} || [[2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group H#/o/ v /y/|2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage]]
| 3:25 || My Husbando || {{team away|y}} || {{team away|o}} || [[2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group H#/o/ v /y/|2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage]]

Revision as of 09:35, 5 June 2022

This is an ordered list of most goals scored by a player under the two minute mark. Note that some goals are absent from the list as there is no footage available to confirm the exact second that a goal was scored (example: Poor Little White Guy's goal against /soc/ in the 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup semi final)

Fastest Goals

Time Player Team Opponent Tournament
1:05 Doomguy Vr icon.png /vr/ Po icon.png /po/ 2017 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage
1:20 Shi-Painter I icon.png /i/ Sp icon.png /sp/ 2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage
1:23 No’Body I icon.png /i/ Wsg icon.png /wsg/ 2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage
1:27 Vocaroo Soc icon.png /soc/ Trv icon.png /trv/ 2016 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage
1:29 >rape Mlp icon.png /mlp/ Asp icon.png /asp/ 2016 4chan Summer Cup Quarter Final
1:29 Triforce B icon.png /b/ A icon.png /a/ 2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage
1:29 Homucifer U icon.png /u/ Mu icon.png /mu/ 2020 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage
1:31 Madoka Titus Toy icon.png /toy/ Sp icon.png /sp/ 2018 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage
1:33 Lightsaber Dick H icon.png /h/ Wsg icon.png /wsg/ 2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage
1:34 5 Inch Dick Adv icon.png /adv/ V icon.png /v/ 2013 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16
1:34 Spurdo Sparde Int icon.png /int/ Pol icon.png /pol/ 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Semi Final
1:35 Doom Co icon.png /co/ Cm icon.png /cm/ 2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Round of 16
1:39 Lolicatgirls F icon.png /f/ Vg icon.png /vg/ 2017 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage
1:39 Zergface K icon.png /k/ Lgbt icon.png /lgbt/ 2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage
1:40 Autism Jp icon.png /jp/ Vr icon.png /vr/ 2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage
1:41 Mega Ampharos Vp icon.png /vp/ S icon.png /s/ 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers
1:41 Moji Soc icon.png /soc/ T icon.png /t/ 2018 Spring Babby Cup Quarter Final
1:43 John Lennon Beat His Wife Mu icon.png /mu/ V icon.png /v/ 2020 Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage
1:46 Kirby Vr icon.png /vr/ Vg icon.png /vg/ 2017 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16
1:46 Gundam RX-78-2 M icon.png /m/ Cm icon.png /cm/ 2018 Spring Babby Cup Group Stage
1:47 shockandjoy I icon.png /i/ M icon.png /m/ 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage
1:48 LGBTM2FBBQWTFY8P;IR5G Lgbt icon.png /lgbt/ X icon.png /x/ 2018 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage
1:48 Martin Shkreli Biz icon.png /biz/ Tg icon.png /tg/ 2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage
1:48 Yoko Littner E icon.png /e/ Wg icon.png /wg/ 2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage
1:50 Mork (or Gork) Tg icon.png /tg/ Wg icon.png /wg/ 2022 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage
1:52 Spacebat An icon.png /an/ Po icon.png /po/ 2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Preliminary Round
1:52 Terrorist Watch G icon.png /g/ Int icon.png /int/ 2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage
1:52 Aku Co icon.png /co/ Soc icon.png /soc/ 2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage
1:53 5 Inch Dick Adv icon.png /adv/ Cgl icon.png /cgl/ 2014 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage
1:53 Asuka H icon.png /h/ Mlp icon.png /mlp/ 2015 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16
1:55 >outdoor cat An icon.png /an/ Ck icon.png /ck/ 2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage
1:56 Woody Toy icon.png /toy/ H icon.png /h/ 2013 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage
1:57 Suicide Adv icon.png /adv/ P icon.png /p/ 2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage

Fastest Goals by Team

Time Player Team Opponent Tournament
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2:36
Super Deep Throat (o.g.) (vs. /f/)
No >YOUR< Program Sucks (vs /pol/)
3 icon.png /3/ F icon.png /f/
Pol icon.png /pol/
2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage
2019 4chan Winter Cup Quarter Finals
2:43 Cowboy Bebop A icon.png /a/ C icon.png /c/ 2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage
5:05 Bowsette Aco icon.png /aco/ Sp icon.png /sp/ 2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage
1:34 5 Inch Dick Adv icon.png /adv/ V icon.png /v/ 2013 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16
1:52 Spacebat An icon.png /an/ Po icon.png /po/ 2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Preliminary Round
2:07 CENAWINSLOL Asp icon.png /asp/ Trv icon.png /trv/ 2014 4chan Winter Cup Quarter Final
1:29 Triforce B icon.png /b/ A icon.png /a/ 2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage
6:55 Queen Bant icon.png /bant/ P icon.png /p/ 2019 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers
1:48 Martin Shkreli Biz icon.png /biz/ Tg icon.png /tg/ 2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage
2:57 Konata C icon.png /c/ Adv icon.png /adv/ 2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage
2:15 Dramu Cgl icon.png /cgl/ Cm icon.png /cm/ 2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup Round of 16
2:03 Nachos Ck icon.png /ck/ B icon.png /b/ 2015 4chan Summer Cup Round of 16
4:26 Suicidal Hooni Cm icon.png /cm/ P icon.png /p/ 2021 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage
1:35 Doom Co icon.png /co/ Cm icon.png /cm/ 2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Round of 16
2:56 Bob Sapp D icon.png /d/ Trv icon.png /trv/ 2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage
2:25 Google It First Diy icon.png /diy/ Sci icon.png /sci/ 2015 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage
1:48 Yoko Littner E icon.png /e/ Wg icon.png /wg/ 2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage
1:39 Lolicatgirls F icon.png /f/ Vg icon.png /vg/ 2017 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage
2:37 Rick Owens Fa icon.png /fa/ Wsg icon.png /wsg/ 2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers
2:30 L O N D O N Fit icon.png /fit/ Wg icon.png /wg/ 2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage
1:52 Terrorist Watch G icon.png /g/ Int icon.png /int/ 2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage
2:09 Kerning Gd icon.png /gd/ S4s icon.png /s4s/ 2017 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16
2:13 Sauce Gif icon.png /gif/ Biz icon.png /biz/ 2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers Group Stage
1:33 Lightsaber Dick H icon.png /h/ Wsg icon.png /wsg/ 2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage
4:27 Vlad The Implier His icon.png /his/ Sci icon.png /sci/ 2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage
7:29 Bearforce Hm icon.png /hm/ Lgbt icon.png /lgbt/ 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage
5:02 Taylor Swift Hr icon.png /hr/ Cgl icon.png /cgl/ 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Knockouts
1:20 Shi-Painter I icon.png /i/ Sp icon.png /sp/ 2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage
2:57 Loomis Ic icon.png /ic/ S4s icon.png /s4s/ 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Round of 16
1:34 Spurdo Sparde Int icon.png /int/ Pol icon.png /pol/ 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Semi Final
1:40 Autism Jp icon.png /jp/ Vr icon.png /vr/ 2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage
1:39 Zergface K icon.png /k/ Lgbt icon.png /lgbt/ 2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage
1:48 LGBTM2FBBQWTFY8P;IR5G Lgbt icon.png /lgbt/ X icon.png /x/ 2018 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage
3:07 Lolita Wanted It Lit icon.png /lit/ B icon.png /b/ 2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage
1:46 Gundam RX-78-2 M icon.png /m/ Cm icon.png /cm/ 2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage
1:29 >rape Mlp icon.png /mlp/ Asp icon.png /asp/ 2016 4chan Summer Cup Quarter Final
1:43 John Lennon Beat His Wife Mu icon.png /mu/ V icon.png /v/ 2020 Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage
3:27 Blimp Train N icon.png /n/ Mu icon.png /mu/ 2017 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage
2:42 Vin Check O icon.png /o/ Adv icon.png /adv/ 2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage
2:07 Ranger Smith Out icon.png /out/ Ck icon.png /ck/ 2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage
4:30 Gearfag P icon.png /p/ Biz icon.png /biz/ 2021 4chan World Cup Round of 16
5:00 1,000 Cranes Po icon.png /po/ Vr icon.png /vr/ 2017 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage
2:12 Hitler Pol icon.png /pol/ His icon.png /his/ 2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Final
5:02 Hulk Hogan Pw icon.png /pw/ A icon.png /a/ 2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage
2:30 Sadfrog R9k icon.png /r9k/ Y icon.png /y/ 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage
4:28 Thunder Thighs S icon.png /s/ E icon.png /e/ 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup
3:03 [s4s]-tan S4s icon.png /s4s/ Mlp icon.png /mlp/ 2015 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage
3:01 Shinichi Mochizuki Sci icon.png /sci/ Pol icon.png /pol/ 2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage
1:27 Vocaroo Soc icon.png /soc/ Trv icon.png /trv/ 2016 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage
2:26 Lelbron Sp icon.png /sp/ Jp icon.png /jp/ 2013 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage
5:32 The Pirate Bay T icon.png /t/ Soc icon.png /soc/ 2018 4chan Spring Babby Cup Quarter Final
1:50 Mork (or Gork) Tg icon.png /tg/ Wg icon.png /wg/ 2022 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage
1:31 Madoka Titus Toy icon.png /toy/ Sp icon.png /sp/ 2018 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage
3:25 Squat Toilet Trv icon.png /trv/ Soc icon.png /soc/ 2014 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16
1:?? Real Human Being (vs /hr/)
Poor Little White Guy (vs /soc/)
Tv icon.png /tv/ Hr icon.png /hr/
Soc icon.png /soc/
2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage
2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Semi Final
1:29 Homucifer U icon.png /u/ Mu icon.png /mu/ 2020 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage
2:07 BUT FIRST V icon.png /v/ E icon.png /e/ 2016 4chan Summer Cup Quarter Final
2:19 Unity-chan Vg icon.png /vg/ Sp icon.png /sp/ 2018 4chan Summer Cup Final
6:37 Hamachi Vm icon.png /vm/ C icon.png /c/ 2021 4chan World Cup Round of 16
1:41 Mega Ampharos Vp icon.png /vp/ S icon.png /s/ 2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers
1:05 Doomguy Vr icon.png /vr/ Po icon.png /po/ 2017 4chan Summer Cup Group Stage
2:04 Dagoth Ur Vrpg icon.png /vrpg/ H icon.png /h/ 2021 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage
2:34 Nuclear Gandhi Vst icon.png /vst/ B icon.png /b/ 2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage
8:51 Oyabun Vt icon.png /vt/ Bant icon.png /bant/ 2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage
2:05 Waifu Walls W icon.png /w/ Int icon.png /int/ 2019 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage
2:15 Cunt Destroyer Wg icon.png /wg/ Int icon.png /int/ 2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage
2:14 Ricardo Milos Wsg icon.png /wsg/ An icon.png /an/ 2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers
3:09 /x/-tan X icon.png /x/ Biz icon.png /biz/ 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage
8:28 Tony Hawk's Existential Nightmare Xs icon.png /xs/ Fa icon.png /fa/ 2022 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group Stage
3:25 My Husbando Y icon.png /y/ O icon.png /o/ 2020 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Group Stage