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*[[Rigged wiki:Players of the week/2016|2016 archive]]
*[[Rigged wiki:Players of the week/2016|2016 archive]]
*[[Rigged wiki:Players of the week/2017|2017 archive]]
*[[Rigged wiki:Players of the week/2017|2017 archive]]
==March==
*[[Rigged wiki:Players of the week/2018|2018 archive]]
===Friday, 30th of March===
==February==
===Wednesday, 13th of February===
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| rowspan="6" width="20%" style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 10px;" | [[File:POTW_Bepsi.jpg|350px]]
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| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 180%; padding-top: 5px;" | '''Bepsi''' {{team away|n}}
| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 180%; padding-top: 5px;" | '''Hitler''' {{team away|pol}}
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| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | <b>Build:</b> 185cm, 80kg
| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | <b>Build:</b> 180cm, 66kg
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| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | <b>Player Skills:</b> {{tt|S04|Marseille Turn}}, {{tt|S07|Heading}}, {{tt|S08|Long Range Drive}}, {{tt|S10|Acrobatic Finishing}}, {{tt|S12|First-time Shot}}, {{tt|S24|Track Back}}
| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | <b>Player Skills:</b> {{tt|S03| Marseille Turn}}, {{tt|S08|Long Range Drive}}, {{tt|S12|First-time Shot}}, {{tt|S14|Weighted Pass}}, {{tt|S16|Outside Curler}}, {{tt|S26|Captaincy}}
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| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | <b>Playing Style:</b> Target Man
| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | <b>Playing Style:</b> Box to Box
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| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 90%;" | Divegrass can be an exhausting activity -- and when the need to just kick back from drills and practices, well, kicks in? Forget protein shakes, forget energy drinks, and forget all the rest of that gay shit -- what you really need is a fresh can of '''Bepsi'''! An /n/ mainstay, Bepsi has been on the team since Winter 2015: first as a starting CMF, and then working its way up the field -- in fact, it's now /n/'s gold striker! Aided by a peppy goalhorn and a propensity to score in the most opportune moments, this unlicensed-copyright-in-a-can has wriggled its way into the hearts of /n/ fans and ordinary viewers alike. Even if it's not the most prolific, it's certainly the most memorable -- so if you're feeling like celebrating /n/'s run to the Third Place Trophy with them, why not stop by your local WacDonalds and get a Bepsi with your fries?
| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 90%;" | Germany was [[2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers|having trouble]], what a sad, sad story
 
Just be careful they don't give you a Cole instead.
Needed a new leader to restore its [[2013 4chan Winter Cup|former]] [[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup|glory]]
 
Where, oh, where was he? Where could that man be?
 
We looked around -- and then we found -- the man for you and me!
 
...in any case, it may not be springtime, but /pol/ is back! And there's no better striker to herald the return of a /pol/arizing stalwart than the Führer himself. After all, at a time where Moonman was too busy leading right-wing death squads to sniff out undesirables in the locker rooms, and Alex Jones was too busy being addled by the chemicals in the water to shoot on target, who persevered and brought home the trophy for /pol/?
 
Natürlich niemand anderes als der Führer.
 
Behind Hitler all /pol/ follows.
 
Before him, the Winter Cup, and tomorrow, the world.
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==August==
 
===Wednesday, 15th of August===
==March==
===Saturday, 23rd of March===
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| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 180%; padding-top: 5px;" | '''No >YOUR< Program Sucks''' {{team away|3}}
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| width="80%" | {{Position|CB}}
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| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | <b>Build:</b> 175cm, 80kg
| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | <b>Build:</b> 175cm, 66kg
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| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | <b>Player Skills:</b> {{tt|S18|Low Lofted Pass}}, {{tt|S22|Malicia}}, {{tt|S28|Fighting Spirit}}
| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | <b>Player Skills:</b> {{tt|S08|Long Range Drive}}, {{tt|S13|One-touch pass}}, {{tt|S24|Track back}}
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| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | <b>Playing Style:</b> Build Up
| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | <b>Playing Style:</b> The Destroyer
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| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 90%;" | Creatures of the woods that [[:/an/]] are, even they were not prepared—for who possibly could be?— to challenge the undisputed king of the food chain—actual striker '''Shia LaBeouf''' himself! Except he isn't actually a striker: he's part of /fa/'s deep line of center-back benchers. But when /fa/ silver striker Fuccboi found himself suspended in advance of a critical match to determine /fa/'s Elite Cup fate, Shia's predatory instincts awakened, a stroke of fortune not unnoticed by /fa/ management, who, seeing the potential, positioned him as their impromptu replacement forward. To be sure, it was a strategy that drew the mostly unconvinced gazes of Cup viewers—until Shia LaBeouf gave his critics a SHIA SURPRISE by scoring a brace to keep /fa/ afloat. Though /fa/ will, in three months, yet see [[:2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|Autumn]], it was Shia's heroic effort that made their survival, for a time, a genuine possibility.
| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 90%;" | Imagine being scored on by a non-medal CMF. What kind of shitty team would let that happen to them?
Now imagine getting scored on by said non-medal CMF ''thrice''.
Fortunately, there's no player in a better position to shit on other teams than renowned /3/ shitposter '''No >YOUR< Program Sucks''', and [[2019 4chan Winter Cup|this Winter]], he did just that. Part of /3/'s ironclad midfield, this player has somehow managed to transmute years of experience in shitflinging about software into shots flung cleanly into the opposing goal. With a brace against /pol/, an extra goal against /tg/, and a quick three-minute shot during a quarterfinal rematch against the ledditors, it's the shitposter's record that best shows off the lethality and tightly-controlled midfield of this Winter's /3/, where seemingly any player could score and any forward drive was a threat — one that took the eventual cup winners [[:/gd/]] in order to dismantle.
While /3/ may not have taken the star, they came damn well close, and it's in great part thanks to this embodiment of /3/. Which, by the way — wasn't made in Maya (it's shit), or 3DS Max (it's shit) — it was made in Blender.
   
   
Or, actually, I shouldn't say heroic effort. It was probably just a normal Saturday night for Shia LaBeouf.
You heard me right, get fucked. And that goes for any of you shit Babby-ass teams still doubting /3/ after this run — next [[2019 4chan Summer Cup|Summer]], he'll be shitting on you.
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Revision as of 20:15, 22 March 2019

This is the front page of Player of the Week's archive, a near-annual (formerly weekly but not since like 2014) piece featuring a player of the moment. New articles come whenever they are written by the community. Feel free to submit a piece, contact User:F4r. This page contains all articles from the current year. Here are links to all articles from past years:

February

Wednesday, 13th of February

POTW Hitler.jpg Hitler Pol icon.png /pol/
  CMF
Build: 180cm, 66kg
Player Skills: S03, S08, S12, S14, S16, S26
Playing Style: Box to Box
Germany was having trouble, what a sad, sad story

Needed a new leader to restore its former glory

Where, oh, where was he? Where could that man be?

We looked around -- and then we found -- the man for you and me!

...in any case, it may not be springtime, but /pol/ is back! And there's no better striker to herald the return of a /pol/arizing stalwart than the Führer himself. After all, at a time where Moonman was too busy leading right-wing death squads to sniff out undesirables in the locker rooms, and Alex Jones was too busy being addled by the chemicals in the water to shoot on target, who persevered and brought home the trophy for /pol/?

Natürlich niemand anderes als der Führer.

Behind Hitler all /pol/ follows.

Before him, the Winter Cup, and tomorrow, the world.

Archive

March

Saturday, 23rd of March

POTW nyps.jpg No >YOUR< Program Sucks 3 icon.png /3/
  CMF
Build: 175cm, 66kg
Player Skills: S08, S13, S24
Playing Style: The Destroyer
Imagine being scored on by a non-medal CMF. What kind of shitty team would let that happen to them?

Now imagine getting scored on by said non-medal CMF thrice.

Fortunately, there's no player in a better position to shit on other teams than renowned /3/ shitposter No >YOUR< Program Sucks, and this Winter, he did just that. Part of /3/'s ironclad midfield, this player has somehow managed to transmute years of experience in shitflinging about software into shots flung cleanly into the opposing goal. With a brace against /pol/, an extra goal against /tg/, and a quick three-minute shot during a quarterfinal rematch against the ledditors, it's the shitposter's record that best shows off the lethality and tightly-controlled midfield of this Winter's /3/, where seemingly any player could score and any forward drive was a threat — one that took the eventual cup winners /gd/ in order to dismantle.

While /3/ may not have taken the star, they came damn well close, and it's in great part thanks to this embodiment of /3/. Which, by the way — wasn't made in Maya (it's shit), or 3DS Max (it's shit) — it was made in Blender.

You heard me right, get fucked. And that goes for any of you shit Babby-ass teams still doubting /3/ after this run — next Summer, he'll be shitting on you.

Archive
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