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This is the front page of Player of the Week's archive, a near-annual (formerly weekly but not since like 2014) piece featuring a player of the moment. New articles come whenever they are written by the community. Feel free to submit a piece; contact User:F4r. This page contains all articles from the current year. Here are links to all articles from past years:

April

Wednesday, 1st of April

Eggman

/egg/

	GK

I've come to make an announcement:

Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog fucking quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was "this big" and I said "that's disgusting".

So I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, its the size of this walnut except way smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right baby, all point, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong.

He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right this is what you get, MY SUPER LASER PISS. Except I'm not pissing on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher, I'M PISSING ON THE MOON. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA, I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!

You have twenty-three hours before the piss drop-el-ets hit the fucking Earth, now get out of my fucking sight, before I piss on you too.

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-This is the front page of '''Player of the Week''''s archive, a near-annual (formerly weekly but not since like 2014) piece featuring a player of the moment. {{tt|New articles come whenever they are written by the community|Pretty much all of these since 2017 have been written by Tech, but still.}}. Feel free to submit a piece, contact [[User:F4r]]. This page contains all articles from the current year. Here are links to all articles from past years:
+This is the front page of '''Player of the Week''''s archive, a near-annual (formerly weekly but not since like 2014) piece featuring a player of the moment. {{tt|New articles come whenever they are written by the community|Current known writers: tech, Horizons}}. Feel free to submit a piece; contact [[User:F4r]]. This page contains all articles from the current year. Here are links to all articles from past years:
 *[[Rigged Wiki:Players of the week/2012|2012 archive]]
 *[[Rigged wiki:Players of the week/2013|2013 archive]]
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 *[[Rigged wiki:Players of the week/2016|2016 archive]]
 *[[Rigged wiki:Players of the week/2017|2017 archive]]
-==March==
+*[[Rigged wiki:Players of the week/2018|2018 archive]]
-===Friday, 30th of March===
+*[[Rigged wiki:Players of the week/2019|2019 archive]]
+==April==
+===Wednesday, 1st of April===
 {| width="100%" style="background: transparent; margin: 5px;"
 |-
-| rowspan="6" width="20%" style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 10px;" | [[File:POTW_Bepsi.jpg|350px]]
+| rowspan="6" width="20%" style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 10px;" | [[File:Eggum.png|350px]]
-| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 180%; padding-top: 5px;" | '''Bepsi''' {{team away|n}}
+| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 180%; padding-top: 5px;" | '''Eggman''' {{team away|egg}}
 |-
-| width="80%" | {{Position|CF}}
+| width="80%" | {{Position|GK}}
 |-
-| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | <b>Build:</b> 185cm, 80kg
+| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 90%;" | I've come to make an announcement:
+Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog fucking quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was "this big" and I said "that's disgusting".
+So I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, its the size of this walnut except way smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right baby, all point, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong.
+He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right this is what you get, MY SUPER LASER PISS. Except I'm not pissing on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher, I'M PISSING ON THE MOON. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA, I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!
+You have twenty-three hours before the piss drop-el-ets hit the fucking Earth, now get out of my fucking sight, before I piss on you too.
 |-
-| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | <b>Player Skills:</b> {{tt|S04|Marseille Turn}}, {{tt|S07|Heading}}, {{tt|S08|Long Range Drive}}, {{tt|S10|Acrobatic Finishing}}, {{tt|S12|First-time Shot}}, {{tt|S24|Track Back}}
+| colspan="3" align="right" | '''[[:Rigged Wiki:Players of the week|Archive]]'''
-|-
-| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | <b>Playing Style:</b> Target Man
-|-
-| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 90%;" | Divegrass can be an exhausting activity -- and when the need to just kick back from drills and practices, well, kicks in? Forget protein shakes, forget energy drinks, and forget all the rest of that gay shit -- what you really need is a fresh can of '''Bepsi'''! An /n/ mainstay, Bepsi has been on the team since Winter 2015: first as a starting CMF, and then working its way up the field -- in fact, it's now /n/'s gold striker! Aided by a peppy goalhorn and a propensity to score in the most opportune moments, this unlicensed-copyright-in-a-can has wriggled its way into the hearts of /n/ fans and ordinary viewers alike. Even if it's not the most prolific, it's certainly the most memorable -- so if you're feeling like celebrating /n/'s run to the Third Place Trophy with them, why not stop by your local WacDonalds and get a Bepsi with your fries?
-Just be careful they don't give you a Cole instead.
-|}
-==August==
-===Wednesday, 15th of August===
-{| width="100%" style="background: transparent; margin: 5px;"
-|-
-| rowspan="6" width="20%" style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 10px;" | [[File:POTW_Shia_LaBeouf.jpg|350px]]
-| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 180%; padding-top: 5px;" | '''Shia LaBeouf''' {{team away|fa}}
-|-
-| width="80%" | {{Position|CB}}
-|-
-| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | <b>Build:</b> 175cm, 80kg
-|-
-| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | <b>Player Skills:</b> {{tt|S18|Low Lofted Pass}}, {{tt|S22|Malicia}}, {{tt|S28|Fighting Spirit}}
-|-
-| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | <b>Playing Style:</b> Build Up
-|-
-| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 90%;" | Creatures of the woods that [[:/an/]] are, even they were not prepared—for who possibly could be?— to challenge the undisputed king of the food chain—actual striker '''Shia LaBeouf''' himself! Except he isn't actually a striker: he's part of /fa/'s deep line of center-back benchers. But when /fa/ silver striker Fuccboi found himself suspended in advance of a critical match to determine /fa/'s Elite Cup fate, Shia's predatory instincts awakened, a stroke of fortune not unnoticed by /fa/ management, who, seeing the potential, positioned him as their impromptu replacement forward. To be sure, it was a strategy that drew the mostly unconvinced gazes of Cup viewers—until Shia LaBeouf gave his critics a SHIA SURPRISE by scoring a brace to keep /fa/ afloat. Though /fa/ will, in three months, yet see [[:2018 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|Autumn]], it was Shia's heroic effort that made their survival, for a time, a genuine possibility.
-Or, actually, I shouldn't say heroic effort. It was probably just a normal Saturday night for Shia LaBeouf.
 |}
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