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This is the front page of '''Player of the Week''''s archive, a near-annual (formerly weekly but not since like 2014) piece featuring a player of the moment. {{tt|New articles come whenever they are written by the community|Pretty much all of these since 2017 have been written by Tech, but still.}}. Feel free to submit a piece, contact [[User:F4r]]. This page contains all articles from the current year. Here are links to all articles from past years:
This is the front page of '''Player of the Week''''s archive, a near-annual (formerly weekly but not since like 2014) piece featuring a player of the moment. {{tt|New articles come whenever they are written by the community|Current known writers: tech, Horizons}}. Feel free to submit a piece; contact [[User:F4r]]. This page contains all articles from the current year. Here are links to all articles from past years:
*[[Rigged Wiki:Players of the week/2012|2012 archive]]
*[[Rigged Wiki:Players of the week/2012|2012 archive]]
*[[Rigged wiki:Players of the week/2013|2013 archive]]
*[[Rigged wiki:Players of the week/2013|2013 archive]]
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*[[Rigged wiki:Players of the week/2017|2017 archive]]
*[[Rigged wiki:Players of the week/2017|2017 archive]]
*[[Rigged wiki:Players of the week/2018|2018 archive]]
*[[Rigged wiki:Players of the week/2018|2018 archive]]
==February==
*[[Rigged wiki:Players of the week/2019|2019 archive]]
===Wednesday, 13th of February===
==April==
===Wednesday, 1st of April===
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| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 180%; padding-top: 5px;" | '''Hitler''' {{team away|pol}}
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| width="80%" | {{Position|CMF}}
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| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | <b>Build:</b> 180cm, 66kg
| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 90%;" | I've come to make an announcement:
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| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | <b>Player Skills:</b> {{tt|S03| Marseille Turn}}, {{tt|S08|Long Range Drive}}, {{tt|S12|First-time Shot}}, {{tt|S14|Weighted Pass}}, {{tt|S16|Outside Curler}}, {{tt|S26|Captaincy}}
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| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | <b>Playing Style:</b> Box to Box
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| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 90%;" | Germany was [[2017 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Qualifiers|having trouble]], what a sad, sad story


Needed a new leader to restore its [[2013 4chan Winter Cup|former]] [[2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup|glory]]
Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog fucking quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was "this big" and I said "that's disgusting".


Where, oh, where was he? Where could that man be?
So I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, its the size of this walnut except way smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right baby, all point, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong.


We looked around -- and then we found -- the man for you and me!
He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right this is what you get, MY SUPER LASER PISS. Except I'm not pissing on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher, I'M PISSING ON THE MOON. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA, I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!


...in any case, it may not be springtime, but /pol/ is back! And there's no better striker to herald the return of a /pol/arizing stalwart than the Führer himself. After all, at a time where Moonman was too busy leading right-wing death squads to sniff out undesirables in the locker rooms, and Alex Jones was too busy being addled by the chemicals in the water to shoot on target, who persevered and brought home the trophy for /pol/?
You have twenty-three hours before the piss drop-el-ets hit the fucking Earth, now get out of my fucking sight, before I piss on you too.
 
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Natürlich niemand anderes als der Führer.  
 
Behind Hitler all /pol/ follows.
 
Before him, the Winter Cup, and tomorrow, the world.
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Revision as of 21:57, 2 April 2020

This is the front page of Player of the Week's archive, a near-annual (formerly weekly but not since like 2014) piece featuring a player of the moment. New articles come whenever they are written by the community. Feel free to submit a piece; contact User:F4r. This page contains all articles from the current year. Here are links to all articles from past years:

April

Wednesday, 1st of April

Eggum.png Eggman Egg icon.png /egg/
  GK
I've come to make an announcement:

Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog fucking quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was "this big" and I said "that's disgusting".

So I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, its the size of this walnut except way smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right baby, all point, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong.

He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right this is what you get, MY SUPER LASER PISS. Except I'm not pissing on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher, I'M PISSING ON THE MOON. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA, I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!

You have twenty-three hours before the piss drop-el-ets hit the fucking Earth, now get out of my fucking sight, before I piss on you too.

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