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This is the front page of Player of the Week's archive, a near-annual (formerly weekly but not since like 2014) piece featuring a player of the moment. New articles come whenever they are written by the community. Feel free to submit a piece; contact User:F4r. This page contains all articles from the current year. Here are links to all articles from past years:

April

Wednesday, 1st of April

Eggman

/egg/

	GK

I've come to make an announcement:

Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog fucking quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was "this big" and I said "that's disgusting".

So I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, its the size of this walnut except way smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right baby, all point, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong.

He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right this is what you get, MY SUPER LASER PISS. Except I'm not pissing on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher, I'M PISSING ON THE MOON. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA, I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!

You have twenty-three hours before the piss drop-el-ets hit the fucking Earth, now get out of my fucking sight, before I piss on you too.

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-This is the front page of '''Player of the Week''''s archive, a near-weekly piece featuring a player of the moment. New articles come whenever they are written Feel free to submit a piece, contact [[User:F4r]]. This page contains all articles from the current year. Here are links to all articles from past years:
+This is the front page of '''Player of the Week''''s archive, a near-annual (formerly weekly but not since like 2014) piece featuring a player of the moment. {{tt|New articles come whenever they are written by the community|Current known writers: tech, Horizons}}. Feel free to submit a piece; contact [[User:F4r]]. This page contains all articles from the current year. Here are links to all articles from past years:
 *[[Rigged Wiki:Players of the week/2012|2012 archive]]
 *[[Rigged wiki:Players of the week/2013|2013 archive]]
 *[[Rigged wiki:Players of the week/2014|2014 archive]]
 *[[Rigged wiki:Players of the week/2015|2015 archive]]
+*[[Rigged wiki:Players of the week/2016|2016 archive]]
+*[[Rigged wiki:Players of the week/2017|2017 archive]]
+*[[Rigged wiki:Players of the week/2018|2018 archive]]
+*[[Rigged wiki:Players of the week/2019|2019 archive]]
 ==April==
-===Friday, 1st of April===
+===Wednesday, 1st of April===
 {| width="100%" style="background: transparent; margin: 5px;"
 |-
-| rowspan="6" width="20%" style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 10px;" | [[File:Germanbro_honk.png|350px]]
+| rowspan="6" width="20%" style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 10px;" | [[File:Eggum.png|350px]]
-| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 180%; padding-top: 5px;" | '''Bring Back Germanbro''' [[File:ro11 icon.png]]
+| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 180%; padding-top: 5px;" | '''Eggman''' {{team away|egg}}
 |-
-| width="80%" | {{Position|AMF}}
+| width="80%" | {{Position|GK}}
 |-
-| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | Build: 426cm, 10,430kg
+| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 90%;" | I've come to make an announcement:
+Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog fucking quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was "this big" and I said "that's disgusting".
+So I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, its the size of this walnut except way smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right baby, all point, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong.
+He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right this is what you get, MY SUPER LASER PISS. Except I'm not pissing on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher, I'M PISSING ON THE MOON. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA, I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!
+You have twenty-three hours before the piss drop-el-ets hit the fucking Earth, now get out of my fucking sight, before I piss on you too.
 |-
-| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | [[Pro Evolution Soccer 2016/Player Skills|Player Skills]]:  {{tt|C03|Speeding Tractor-Trailer}}, {{tt|P07|Europe Range Drive}}, {{tt|P12|Weighted Scale Fraud}}
+| colspan="3" align="right" | '''[[:Rigged Wiki:Players of the week|Archive]]'''
-|-
-| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | [[Pro Evolution Soccer 2016/Playing Style|Playing Style]]: {{tt|Comfy|Twenty-three people have died.}}
-|-
-| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 90%;" | HONK. [[/4ccc/|HONK]] HOOOONK [[2015_4chan_Spring_Babby_Cup|HOOONK HOOOONK]] HOOONK HOOOOONK HONK HONK HONK. [[Original_Sixteen|HOOOOOOOOOOOONK]] HONK HOOOOOOONK HOOOOONK HONK HONK [[/a/|HONK]] [[/sp/|HONK]] HONK HOOOOOOOHNK HOOONK HOOOOOHNK. HHHHHHHHHHHHHHONK HONK HOONK. HONK HOOONK HONK HONK HONNNNNNNNK. HO-HO-HO-HO-HONK!<br>
-(sounds of [[/m/|engine backfire]])<br>
-HONK HONK HONK HOOOOOOOOONK HONK [[2013_4chan_Winter_Cup|HOOOOONK]] HONK. HONK HONK HOOONK [[Dragongate|HHHHHHHHRRRNK]]. HONK HONK HHHHHHHO-HONK. [[/hm/|HONK]], [[/cm/|HONK]], [[/u/|HONK]], [[/lgbt/|HONK]], [[/mlp/|HONK]], HONK [[/o/|HONK]]. HOONK HOOOOOOONK HONK HOOOOOOOONK HONK HONK. HOOONK HONK HONK HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK HONK [[/block/|HOOONK]]. '''HOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONK!'''
-|}
-==September==
-===Thursday, 1st of September===
-{| width="100%" style="background: transparent; margin: 5px;"
-|-
-| rowspan="6" width="20%" style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 10px;" | [[File:Potw_chars_zaku_ii.jpg|350px]]
-| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 180%; padding-top: 5px;" | '''Char's Zaku II''' [[File:M icon.png]]
-|-
-| width="80%" | {{Position|CF}}
-|-
-| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | Build: 189cm, 80kg
-|-
-| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | [[Pro Evolution Soccer 2016/Player Skills|Player Skills]]:  {{tt|C02|Mazing Run}}, {{tt|C03|Speeding Bullet}}, {{tt|P08|Long Range Drive}}, {{tt|P24|Track Back}}
-|-
-| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | [[Pro Evolution Soccer 2016/Playing Style|Playing Style]]: Goal Poacher
-|-
-| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 90%;" | With a recent return to form for /m/ paralleling their success of three years past, the colony regains altitude and Arrogance once again permeates the air, thanks in great part to /m/ center forward Char! An addition as recent as this previous [[2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup|Spring]], Char wasted no time demonstrating that he came here to the Cup to laugh at us: at the centre of /m/'s vicious offensive effort, Char was /m/'s leading goalscorer in Spring, with two consecutive hat-tricks to his name and several more goals in support of /m/'s second Babby clinch. Though far more muted on the goalscoring front this [[2016 4chan Summer Cup|Summer]], Char's invaluable efforts to set up goals for other, far more longstanding /m/ players such as Alteisen or Shin Getter Robo is undeniable, of which /m/'s second Third Place Trophy is living proof. No player quite captures /m/'s trademark arrogance quite as well as Char, and if his two goals against the Final Boss -- {{tt|a first in the cup|thanks PES 16}} is any indication, the colony will likely stay afloat as long as Char can strike fear into the opposing team.
 |}
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