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This is the front page of Player of the Week's archive, a near-annual (formerly weekly but not since like 2014) piece featuring a player of the moment. New articles come whenever they are written by the community. Feel free to submit a piece; contact User:F4r. This page contains all articles from the current year. Here are links to all articles from past years:

April

Wednesday, 1st of April

Eggman

/egg/

	GK

I've come to make an announcement:

Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog fucking quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was "this big" and I said "that's disgusting".

So I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, its the size of this walnut except way smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right baby, all point, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong.

He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right this is what you get, MY SUPER LASER PISS. Except I'm not pissing on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher, I'M PISSING ON THE MOON. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA, I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!

You have twenty-three hours before the piss drop-el-ets hit the fucking Earth, now get out of my fucking sight, before I piss on you too.

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-This is the front page of '''Player of the Week''''s archive, a near-weekly piece featuring a player of the moment. New articles come whenever they are written. Feel free to submit a piece, contact [[User:F4r]]. This page contains all articles from the current year. Here are links to all articles from past years:
+This is the front page of '''Player of the Week''''s archive, a near-annual (formerly weekly but not since like 2014) piece featuring a player of the moment. {{tt|New articles come whenever they are written by the community|Current known writers: tech, Horizons}}. Feel free to submit a piece; contact [[User:F4r]]. This page contains all articles from the current year. Here are links to all articles from past years:
 *[[Rigged Wiki:Players of the week/2012|2012 archive]]
 *[[Rigged wiki:Players of the week/2013|2013 archive]]
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 *[[Rigged wiki:Players of the week/2015|2015 archive]]
 *[[Rigged wiki:Players of the week/2016|2016 archive]]
-==March==
+*[[Rigged wiki:Players of the week/2017|2017 archive]]
-===Friday, 3rd of March===
+*[[Rigged wiki:Players of the week/2018|2018 archive]]
+*[[Rigged wiki:Players of the week/2019|2019 archive]]
+==April==
+===Wednesday, 1st of April===
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-| rowspan="6" width="20%" style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 10px;" | [[File:POTW Smogonsword.jpg|350px]]
+| rowspan="6" width="20%" style="padding-left: 5px; padding-right: 10px;" | [[File:Eggum.png|350px]]
-| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 180%; padding-top: 5px;" | '''Smogonsword''' [[File:Vp icon.png|25px]]
+| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 180%; padding-top: 5px;" | '''Eggman''' {{team away|egg}}
 |-
 | width="80%" | {{Position|GK}}
 |-
-| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | Build: 189cm, 80kg
+| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 90%;" | I've come to make an announcement:
+Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right, he took his hedgehog fucking quilly dick out and he pissed on my fucking wife and he said his dick was "this big" and I said "that's disgusting".
+So I'm making a callout post on my twitter dot com: Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick, its the size of this walnut except way smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right baby, all point, no quills, no pillows, look at that it looks like two balls and a bong.
+He fucked my wife so guess what? I'm gonna fuck the Earth. That's right this is what you get, MY SUPER LASER PISS. Except I'm not pissing on the Earth, I'm gonna go higher, I'M PISSING ON THE MOON. HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA, I PISSED ON THE MOON YOU IDIOT!
+You have twenty-three hours before the piss drop-el-ets hit the fucking Earth, now get out of my fucking sight, before I piss on you too.
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-| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | [[Pro Evolution Soccer 2017/Player Skills|Player Skills]]:  {{tt|P21|GK Long Throw}}
+| colspan="3" align="right" | '''[[:Rigged Wiki:Players of the week|Archive]]'''
-|-
-| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | [[Pro Evolution Soccer 2017/Playing Style|Playing Style]]: Offensive Goalkeeper
-|-
-| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 90%;" | On their way to a Third Place Trophy, [[/vp/]] would pick up two victories in benuldies -- better known as classic PES coin-flipping at its finest, and a point of argument for critics eager to dismiss /vp/'s run as a fluke. In retrospect, however -- [[/jp/]] and [[/sp/]] never really had a chance. At least, not when /vp/ had a true master of the coinflip on their side: '''Smogonsword!''' Though he started out as a midfielder and then a centerback for the team, management soon realized that his 150 / 150 mixed offenses didn't flourish well in those positions, and so eventually Smogonsword would change to Shield Forme and become the reliable alternative whenever main goalkeeper Gotta Catch 'Em All felt under the weather. One of the last lines of defense in /vp/'s deep defensive lines this [[2017 4chan Winter Cup|Winter]], Smogonsword would go on to rack up nine saves of his own -- along with Gotta Catch 'Em All's seventeen, the duo's defense would add up to the most saves per team this Cup in support of a spot on the podium. As the living embodiment of "skillful" play himself, we can be sure /vp/ will stay in the Cup's Ubers tier as long as his mighty King's Shield guards the net.
-Or who knows? Personally, I'd say the odds are fifty-fifty.
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