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| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 180%; padding-top: 5px; padding-bottom: 5px;" | '''/a/ - Anime & Manga''' {{badgeicon|a}}
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| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | Key Players: <span style="background:#EDDA74">'''Cowboy Bebop''' {{captain}}</span>, <span style="background:#EDDA74">'''Yotsuba'''</span>, <span style="background:#C0C0C0">'''Truck-kun'''</span>, <span style="background:#C0C0C0">'''SAIDO CHESTO'''</span>
| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | Key Players: <span style="background:#EDDA74">'''Bert is a trashman''' {{captain}}</span>, <span style="background:#EDDA74">'''User Was Warned'''</span>, <span style="background:#C0C0C0">'''Backtony Stabtano'''</span>, <span style="background:#C0C0C0">'''Nigger Winner Furthremore'''</span>
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| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 90%;" | "Flying standards of azure and magenta, they settled on the plains, populous and prosperous. Theirs was a land far more populous than any other, commanding a far fiercer (almost fanatical) devotion among its people than any other of the nations of Rigterra could muster. And though the [[:/sp/|/sp/artans]] had greater men and the [[:/mu/|/mu/tants]] greater leaders, it was the /a/nons who triumphed in battle, their devoted and cancerous hordes overcoming their brothers in open battle. With the iron will of its people, it was their kingdom that was to be first to rule over the others.
| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 90%;" | Ponies are probably the sexiest things I've ever seen in my life, not exactly the characters, just what they are, their legs, their eyes, their manes, their mouths, everything is perfect. I would totally have sex with them but I wouldn't want to live in Equestria or any of that bullshit. I would like to keep one but she probably wouldn't like it because she would have to hide and just hang out in my house.


But the Rigger was at work. Though its Lords were devoted and its men loyal, its victorious battles came to nothing in the face of lost wars. As war after war was lost, the men of the kingdom of /a/ came to increasingly rely dogmatically on the few. Whether Titans or Cattle Herders, they all fought valiantly but ultimately crumbled as the weight of numbers became the burden of responsibility. And when they crumbled, so did the kingdom they represented. Though their people were loyal and their Lords well-loved, their kingdom, too, failed as the men they trusted to bear the weight of duty faltered..."
A one night thing? Totally, anyone really. I don't like all of them but even if Rainbow Dash was my only option I would say yes. I don't know how they would translate in real life but there are plenty fan art pictures that show a good example.


Few teams are as storied -- or as long-suffering -- as '''/a/'''. The winners of the nascent, inaugural Cup, common wisdom once held that /a/ was a team too big to fail. [[2014 4chan Summer Cup|Until they fell.]] And fell. And fell.  
I don't think I would be to comfortable with one around me because, I wouldn't know what to do? Do I feed it? Do I pay attention to it? I don't care what I do around my dog because he's a fucking dog, do I treat her like a human and talk to her? Back to my dog, what if he flips shit because there is a god damn flying pony in my house. I couldn't leave her alone because thats not fair at all, and she might fuck something up or answer the door and screw our deal up. I can't take her in public.


But banter is cheap; achievement is not. Has your team ever [[:2011 4chan Summer Cup|started all the way at the bottom of the bracket, saved anime, and gone on to take it all?]] Or have they ever [[2014 4chan Winter Cup knockout stage|triumphed over every biggest rival in one of Cup history's greatest days?]] Or been on the [[2017_4chan_Autumn_Babby_Cup_knockout_stage#/a/ v /n|delivering end of Brazil]]? Or all three at once? Can your hollow, fanless team fill the void with banter when what it needs is heart?
~ QD, 2020
 
Mockery is temporary; suffering is ephemeral; but history is permanent. As this chapter of the chronicles of Rigterra draws to a close, reflect on the story of a team with some of the Cup's greatest highs and cruelest lows -- and understand that in the fickle universe of virtual divegrass, that team could be yours. Will the new decade see new greats in Cup history, or can /a/ deliver a grim reminder once more who the One True Elite was, is, and always will be?
   
   
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Revision as of 03:57, 1 April 2020

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Ranking: 69th
Key Players: Bert is a trashman Captain, User Was Warned, Backtony Stabtano, Nigger Winner Furthremore
Recent Form: L L L L L
Ponies are probably the sexiest things I've ever seen in my life, not exactly the characters, just what they are, their legs, their eyes, their manes, their mouths, everything is perfect. I would totally have sex with them but I wouldn't want to live in Equestria or any of that bullshit. I would like to keep one but she probably wouldn't like it because she would have to hide and just hang out in my house.

A one night thing? Totally, anyone really. I don't like all of them but even if Rainbow Dash was my only option I would say yes. I don't know how they would translate in real life but there are plenty fan art pictures that show a good example.

I don't think I would be to comfortable with one around me because, I wouldn't know what to do? Do I feed it? Do I pay attention to it? I don't care what I do around my dog because he's a fucking dog, do I treat her like a human and talk to her? Back to my dog, what if he flips shit because there is a god damn flying pony in my house. I couldn't leave her alone because thats not fair at all, and she might fuck something up or answer the door and screw our deal up. I can't take her in public.

~ QD, 2020

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