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| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | Key Players: <span style="background:#EDDA74">'''Bepsi'''</span>, <span style="background:#C0C0C0">'''Blimp Train'''</span>, <span style="background:#C0C0C0">'''I Like Trains'''</span>, <span style="background:#A57164">'''Hipster Fixie'''</span>, <span style="background:#A57164">'''90's Rigid MTB'''</span>
| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | Key Players: <span style="background:#EDDA74">'''Bert is a trashman''' {{captain}}</span>, <span style="background:#EDDA74">'''User Was Warned'''</span>, <span style="background:#C0C0C0">'''Backtony Stabtano'''</span>, <span style="background:#C0C0C0">'''Nigger Winner Furthremore'''</span>
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| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 90%;" | When Rigmaster Germanbro created the Cup, he knew that by nature, its teams could not be made equal. Not that this has stopped [[:/mlp/|some]] [[:/sp/|teams]] from bitching about the longstanding nature of their "suffering".
| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 90%;" | Ponies are probably the sexiest things I've ever seen in my life, not exactly the characters, just what they are, their legs, their eyes, their manes, their mouths, everything is perfect. I would totally have sex with them but I wouldn't want to live in Equestria or any of that bullshit. I would like to keep one but she probably wouldn't like it because she would have to hide and just hang out in my house.
 
A one night thing? Totally, anyone really. I don't like all of them but even if Rainbow Dash was my only option I would say yes. I don't know how they would translate in real life but there are plenty fan art pictures that show a good example.
 
I don't think I would be to comfortable with one around me because, I wouldn't know what to do? Do I feed it? Do I pay attention to it? I don't care what I do around my dog because he's a fucking dog, do I treat her like a human and talk to her? Back to my dog, what if he flips shit because there is a god damn flying pony in my house. I couldn't leave her alone because thats not fair at all, and she might fuck something up or answer the door and screw our deal up. I can't take her in public.
 
~ QD, 2020
   
   
But precious few teams can lay claim to real suffering, and precious fewer take it in quiet stride like '''/n/'''.  One of three teams at the center of [[:Dragongate]], it was arguably /n/ that emerged from the scandal with the most to prove—a challenge they answered by subsequently crashing out of two Babbies in a row. Though the next [[:2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|Autumn's]] 4th place finish seemed to offer a glimmer of hope anew, it instead kicked off a chain of distilled suffering unlike any ever seen: the most [[:2015 4chan Winter Cup|Wooden]] [[:2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup|Spoon]] [[:2017 4chan Winter Cup|finishes]] in Cup history, yo-yoing on a scale that would make even [[:/vp/]] blush, and an [[:File:N 17th again.png|uncanny]] knack for [[:2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|near]] [[:2016 4chan Winter Cup|misses]] [[:2017 4chan Summer Cup|galore]]. It is in spite of this history that /n/ continues to stand tall and steadfast, earning a reputation both for live-management instinct and custom aesthetics both as killer as they come. And now, for once, Lady Luck appears to be smiling on /n/, who last Winter were not only holders of the coveted Third Place Trophy, but one of the scant few teams to escape its [[:Curses#Curse of Third Place|curse]].
Cup storylines can change for the better, a statement for which /n/ is both inspiration and living proof. Keep on trucking. Or biking. Or whatever mode of transportation suits you best.
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Revision as of 03:57, 1 April 2020

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Ranking: 69th
Key Players: Bert is a trashman Captain, User Was Warned, Backtony Stabtano, Nigger Winner Furthremore
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Ponies are probably the sexiest things I've ever seen in my life, not exactly the characters, just what they are, their legs, their eyes, their manes, their mouths, everything is perfect. I would totally have sex with them but I wouldn't want to live in Equestria or any of that bullshit. I would like to keep one but she probably wouldn't like it because she would have to hide and just hang out in my house.

A one night thing? Totally, anyone really. I don't like all of them but even if Rainbow Dash was my only option I would say yes. I don't know how they would translate in real life but there are plenty fan art pictures that show a good example.

I don't think I would be to comfortable with one around me because, I wouldn't know what to do? Do I feed it? Do I pay attention to it? I don't care what I do around my dog because he's a fucking dog, do I treat her like a human and talk to her? Back to my dog, what if he flips shit because there is a god damn flying pony in my house. I couldn't leave her alone because thats not fair at all, and she might fuck something up or answer the door and screw our deal up. I can't take her in public.

~ QD, 2020

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