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| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | Key Players: <span style="background:#EDDA74">'''Len-kun!!!''' {{captain}}</span>, <span style="background:#EDDA74">'''Kaworu Nagisa'''</span>, <span style="background:#C0C0C0">'''Suicidal Hooni'''</span>, <span style="background:#C0C0C0">'''All Silvers Die'''</span>
| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | Key Players: <span style="background:#EDDA74">'''Bert is a trashman''' {{captain}}</span>, <span style="background:#EDDA74">'''User Was Warned'''</span>, <span style="background:#C0C0C0">'''Backtony Stabtano'''</span>, <span style="background:#C0C0C0">'''Nigger Winner Furthremore'''</span>
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| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 90%;" | What a ride it has been for [[:/cm/]].<br />
| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 90%;" | Ponies are probably the sexiest things I've ever seen in my life, not exactly the characters, just what they are, their legs, their eyes, their manes, their mouths, everything is perfect. I would totally have sex with them but I wouldn't want to live in Equestria or any of that bullshit. I would like to keep one but she probably wouldn't like it because she would have to hide and just hang out in my house.


Flashback to the [[2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers|2019 Spring Babby Cup Qualifiers]]: /cm/ is in Pot 3; an absolute unknown, and "just an autopilot" -- one that hasn't seen any success since [[Dragongate]]. But after drawing their first match, /cm/ then cutely devastated the competition, finishing with a +7 goal differential and a teal and purple ticket to the [[2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup|2019 Spring Babby Cup]].<br />
A one night thing? Totally, anyone really. I don't like all of them but even if Rainbow Dash was my only option I would say yes. I don't know how they would translate in real life but there are plenty fan art pictures that show a good example.


So as the cup began, all eyes were on cm/, many expecting Len-kun!!! and Nagisa to carry the team through on another powerfully cute run; the power duo did exactly that. In [[2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup Group F|three matches]], the pair scored all 7 goals for /cm/, including 4 in a win-or-go-home match against [[:/mu/]]. While the two would once again fetchingly carry them through the [[2019 4chan Spring Babby Cup knockout stage|Round of 16]] against [[:/x/]], /cm/ would be shocked in the quarterfinals at Benuldy’s Pub when a penalty kick by Nagisa was denied by Captain Meido. Among this and reports that Nagisa had drunkenly yelled “Shinji is a bitch-ass motherfucker”, /cm/ missed out on Babby glory, but qualified for their first Elite Cup in [[2018 4chan Winter Cup|almost two years]]. But this team of heart-melting boys would be up against stiff competition, as their first match was against defending champions and aesthetic debonairs [[:/gd/]] -- or so the 4CC thought -- as /cm/ would make quick work of them in a charming 3-1 win, making a statement to the 4CC that this team was not going away. However, after a shock draw to /x/ and a loss to [[:/wg/]], some viewers began to believe there was a chink in /cm/'s cute-yet-strong armor.<br />
I don't think I would be to comfortable with one around me because, I wouldn't know what to do? Do I feed it? Do I pay attention to it? I don't care what I do around my dog because he's a fucking dog, do I treat her like a human and talk to her? Back to my dog, what if he flips shit because there is a god damn flying pony in my house. I couldn't leave her alone because thats not fair at all, and she might fuck something up or answer the door and screw our deal up. I can't take her in public.


Then, in a finish for the ages, /cm/ were paired against [[:/diy/]] in the [[2019 4chan Summer Cup knockout stage|Round of 16]], where hope looked lost after an 82’ go-ahead goal by /diy/, except that Nagisa was not quite ready to let go. Scoring at 85’ to dab on the /diy/nosaurs, /cm/ ultimately advanced when their fellow autopilot overheated and committed an own goal; possibly the cutest spaghetti end to a game the Elites have seen in quite a while. The very next day, /cm/ then went on a destructive run unmatched in 4chan Cup history: across the span of the quarters, semis, and the final, they went on to win the cup with a total aggregate score of ''11-1''. With 12 goals across the entire cup, 9 alone in the final 2 matches, Kaworu went on to take the Boot from under Summer's noses, with Len-kun!!! taking the Ball as his cute second. <br />
~ QD, 2020
 
Proving that you can be cute, ''and'' a boy, and yet a monster on the pitch, it is thanks to Kaworu and the rest of the boys that /cm/ are now undeniably the best, with a star to prove it.<br />
 
And who knows? Maybe when they fly to the moon [[2020 4chan Winter Cup|next Winter]], they can make it back-to-back as they play among the stars.
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Revision as of 03:57, 1 April 2020

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Ranking: 69th
Key Players: Bert is a trashman Captain, User Was Warned, Backtony Stabtano, Nigger Winner Furthremore
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Ponies are probably the sexiest things I've ever seen in my life, not exactly the characters, just what they are, their legs, their eyes, their manes, their mouths, everything is perfect. I would totally have sex with them but I wouldn't want to live in Equestria or any of that bullshit. I would like to keep one but she probably wouldn't like it because she would have to hide and just hang out in my house.

A one night thing? Totally, anyone really. I don't like all of them but even if Rainbow Dash was my only option I would say yes. I don't know how they would translate in real life but there are plenty fan art pictures that show a good example.

I don't think I would be to comfortable with one around me because, I wouldn't know what to do? Do I feed it? Do I pay attention to it? I don't care what I do around my dog because he's a fucking dog, do I treat her like a human and talk to her? Back to my dog, what if he flips shit because there is a god damn flying pony in my house. I couldn't leave her alone because thats not fair at all, and she might fuck something up or answer the door and screw our deal up. I can't take her in public.

~ QD, 2020

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