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| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | Key Players: <span style="background:#EDDA74">'''BUT FIRST'''</span>, <span style="background:#EDDA74">'''SANIC'''</span>, <span style="background:#C0C0C0">'''Todd Howard'''</span>, <span style="background:#C0C0C0">'''Christopher Robin'''</span>
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| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 90%;" | Ponies are probably the sexiest things I've ever seen in my life, not exactly the characters, just what they are, their legs, their eyes, their manes, their mouths, everything is perfect. I would totally have sex with them but I wouldn't want to live in Equestria or any of that bullshit. I would like to keep one but she probably wouldn't like it because she would have to hide and just hang out in my house.
In this Featured Team article, I will be explaining exactly what [[/v/]] does to git gud at divegrass -- but first, we need to talk about cup history! /v/, an [[Original Sixteen]] team, was one of the cup's early bottom-feeders, finishing dead last in the [[2012 4chan Winter Cup]] and being one of the first (alongside /b/) of the Original Sixteen to see a Babby Cup. It was then that /v/'s fortunes began to take a turn for the better as new management revitalized the team and sent them back into the Elites, though it was the year to follow that truly kicked off /v/'s reversal of fortune: the following [[2013 4chan Winter Cup|Winter]], they mustard raced their group; that [[2013 4chan Summer Cup|Summer]], /v/ became the lone team in the Top 4 guiltless of deafening accusations of height abuse, a finish that also included a victory over [[/mlp/|horsefucking degeneracy]]. At the top, however, the only way seemed to be down -- though they scraped by into [[2014 4chan Summer Cup|Summer]] the next year, disaster struck as fellow vidya board /vg/ sent them crashing into the Babbies where they would remain for a year and a half. This [[2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup|Spring]], however, /v/ decided to take a page out of a [[/u/|certain other successful team's]] book, to the ire of many -- but results speak for themselves, with a 4th place finish in both Spring and the [[2016 4chan Summer Cup|Summer]] to follow. Now, with /v/ revitalized once more, the question remains: can /v/ prove that they can git gud on their own, or will both stars and QPUs fall out of alignment for them? Fasten your seatbelts, and this [[2017 4chan Winter Cup|Winter]] we'll find out, for the ride truly never ends.
 
A one night thing? Totally, anyone really. I don't like all of them but even if Rainbow Dash was my only option I would say yes. I don't know how they would translate in real life but there are plenty fan art pictures that show a good example.
 
I don't think I would be to comfortable with one around me because, I wouldn't know what to do? Do I feed it? Do I pay attention to it? I don't care what I do around my dog because he's a fucking dog, do I treat her like a human and talk to her? Back to my dog, what if he flips shit because there is a god damn flying pony in my house. I couldn't leave her alone because thats not fair at all, and she might fuck something up or answer the door and screw our deal up. I can't take her in public.
 
~ QD, 2020
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Ranking: 69th
Key Players: Bert is a trashman Captain, User Was Warned, Backtony Stabtano, Nigger Winner Furthremore
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Ponies are probably the sexiest things I've ever seen in my life, not exactly the characters, just what they are, their legs, their eyes, their manes, their mouths, everything is perfect. I would totally have sex with them but I wouldn't want to live in Equestria or any of that bullshit. I would like to keep one but she probably wouldn't like it because she would have to hide and just hang out in my house.

A one night thing? Totally, anyone really. I don't like all of them but even if Rainbow Dash was my only option I would say yes. I don't know how they would translate in real life but there are plenty fan art pictures that show a good example.

I don't think I would be to comfortable with one around me because, I wouldn't know what to do? Do I feed it? Do I pay attention to it? I don't care what I do around my dog because he's a fucking dog, do I treat her like a human and talk to her? Back to my dog, what if he flips shit because there is a god damn flying pony in my house. I couldn't leave her alone because thats not fair at all, and she might fuck something up or answer the door and screw our deal up. I can't take her in public.

~ QD, 2020

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