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| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 180%; padding-top: 5px; padding-bottom: 5px;" | '''/jp/ – Otaku Culture''' [[File:Jp icon.png|link=|text-top|25px]]
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| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 90%;" | Ponies are probably the sexiest things I've ever seen in my life, not exactly the characters, just what they are, their legs, their eyes, their manes, their mouths, everything is perfect. I would totally have sex with them but I wouldn't want to live in Equestria or any of that bullshit. I would like to keep one but she probably wouldn't like it because she would have to hide and just hang out in my house.
Ah, /jp/. Though they were one of the [[Original Sixteen]] teams and an early survivor in the fight to stay True [[Elite (teams)|Elite]], old-time followers of the cup will mostly remember /jp/ only for the now-infamous [[/jp/#Trivia|"money-making scam"]] e-mail that first brought the Cup to the attention of {{tt|moot|The other time, of course, being when /sp/ dispensed so much sick #bantz that the cup got banned.}}. Worse -- when finally their Elite status was revoked, they were then but mere backdrop to [[/m/]]'s trademark ARROGANCE: off of the /jp/ manager's dare, /m/ had decided to crush /jp/ instead of throwing to relegate then-cup winners [[/sp/]]. And thus did /jp/ become a perpetual Babby fixture: a dry spell broken only once by a scoreless [[2015 4chan Winter Cup|Winter]] run soon to be forgotten as the team was relegated back into obscurity. It follows, then, that the team's awakening [[2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup|this past Autumn]] was, understandably -- a shock: what otherworldly force had galvanized this team of NEETs to pick up their play? Would [[2017 4chan Winter Cup|Winter]] prove their revival a fluke? As it turned out, their return to the Elites would prove unquestionably triumphant: contributing to the relegation of {{tt|cup champions /mlp/|pardon me, that's PRECISELY CALIBRATED CUP CHAMPIONS /mlp/}}, and upsetting fellow returning powerhouse [[/toy/]] in their quest for back-to-back cup victories. Though upstart /vp/ would eventually halt their run, they would only prevail in a [[2017 4chan Winter Cup#Quarterfinals|tense penalty shoot-out.]] Without a doubt, /jp/'s meteoric rise to form is a welcome sight to behold, and as the days trickle down to [[2017 4chan Summer Cup|Summer]], be warned: this is one team that won't be taking it easy on yours.
 
A one night thing? Totally, anyone really. I don't like all of them but even if Rainbow Dash was my only option I would say yes. I don't know how they would translate in real life but there are plenty fan art pictures that show a good example.
 
I don't think I would be to comfortable with one around me because, I wouldn't know what to do? Do I feed it? Do I pay attention to it? I don't care what I do around my dog because he's a fucking dog, do I treat her like a human and talk to her? Back to my dog, what if he flips shit because there is a god damn flying pony in my house. I couldn't leave her alone because thats not fair at all, and she might fuck something up or answer the door and screw our deal up. I can't take her in public.
 
~ QD, 2020
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Ranking: 69th
Key Players: Bert is a trashman Captain, User Was Warned, Backtony Stabtano, Nigger Winner Furthremore
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Ponies are probably the sexiest things I've ever seen in my life, not exactly the characters, just what they are, their legs, their eyes, their manes, their mouths, everything is perfect. I would totally have sex with them but I wouldn't want to live in Equestria or any of that bullshit. I would like to keep one but she probably wouldn't like it because she would have to hide and just hang out in my house.

A one night thing? Totally, anyone really. I don't like all of them but even if Rainbow Dash was my only option I would say yes. I don't know how they would translate in real life but there are plenty fan art pictures that show a good example.

I don't think I would be to comfortable with one around me because, I wouldn't know what to do? Do I feed it? Do I pay attention to it? I don't care what I do around my dog because he's a fucking dog, do I treat her like a human and talk to her? Back to my dog, what if he flips shit because there is a god damn flying pony in my house. I couldn't leave her alone because thats not fair at all, and she might fuck something up or answer the door and screw our deal up. I can't take her in public.

~ QD, 2020

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