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| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 180%; padding-top: 5px; padding-bottom: 5px;" | '''/sp/ - Sports''' [[File:Sp icon.png|link=|text-top|25px]]
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| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | Ranking: 9th
| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | Ranking: 69th
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| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | Key Players: <span style="background:#EDDA74">'''Messi'''</span>, <span style="background:#EDDA74">'''TSUUUUUUUUUUUUU'''</span>, <span style="background:#C0C0C0">'''Le Cut Inside Man'''</span>, <span style="background:#C0C0C0">'''George Costanza'''</span>
| width="80%" style="font-size: 90%;" | Key Players: <span style="background:#EDDA74">'''Bert is a trashman''' {{captain}}</span>, <span style="background:#EDDA74">'''User Was Warned'''</span>, <span style="background:#C0C0C0">'''Backtony Stabtano'''</span>, <span style="background:#C0C0C0">'''Nigger Winner Furthremore'''</span>
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| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 90%;" | Are [[:/sp/]], dare I say it, back? Of course not -- how can you be "back" when you were never NOT the 4chan Cup's PREMIER team? ([[:/a/|Weebs]], [[:/mlp/|horsefuckers]], [[:/u/|lesbians]], [[:/lgbt/|gays]], and [[:/pol/|/pol/]]edditors, your presence is no longer required; vacate your claims to this honor immediately.) Cheeky banter aside, though, /sp/'s history has been a bumpy one since its [[:2013 4chan Winter Cup|Winter win]] of years past. Though consecutive Round of 16 exits to [[:/v/|/v/]] and then FUCKING WEEBS in the cups to follow would dash many a /sp/artan's hopes of reclaiming their rightful second star, the prevailing wisdom at the time held (for good reason) that /sp/, like many other "big teams" of the time, were simply too big to fail -- and so any knockout exit would simply be a temporary inconvenience.
| width="80%" align="justify" style="font-size: 90%;" | Ponies are probably the sexiest things I've ever seen in my life, not exactly the characters, just what they are, their legs, their eyes, their manes, their mouths, everything is perfect. I would totally have sex with them but I wouldn't want to live in Equestria or any of that bullshit. I would like to keep one but she probably wouldn't like it because she would have to hide and just hang out in my house.
 
A one night thing? Totally, anyone really. I don't like all of them but even if Rainbow Dash was my only option I would say yes. I don't know how they would translate in real life but there are plenty fan art pictures that show a good example.
 
I don't think I would be to comfortable with one around me because, I wouldn't know what to do? Do I feed it? Do I pay attention to it? I don't care what I do around my dog because he's a fucking dog, do I treat her like a human and talk to her? Back to my dog, what if he flips shit because there is a god damn flying pony in my house. I couldn't leave her alone because thats not fair at all, and she might fuck something up or answer the door and screw our deal up. I can't take her in public.
 
~ QD, 2020
   
   
And then there were two.
Two, in fact, seems to be /sp/'s most ill-starred number: two goals crashed them into the Babbies; two seasons would they languish there, missing the Elites; and most importantly -- two stars (for real) always seem just out of reach for them. Not that /sp/'s habit of managerial turnover helped matters, either: they would go through managers as often as Cup cycles, fans demanding sackings as often as there were managers to sack -- and often plunging new and untested talent head-first into the fire. And so, with a new year of PES ahead of us, and /sp/ gearing up for a [[:2018 4chan Winter Cup|Winter Cup]] yet again in the wake of one of its best managers' resignation, the question poses itself again -- {{tt|will it finally be their year, or will /sp/ fookin' slip on the Winter ice?|More importantly, will /sp/ ever beat /a/ in El Clasico?}}
This and more in the Winter to come -- until then, /sp/artans, wave your flags high.
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Revision as of 03:57, 1 April 2020

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Ranking: 69th
Key Players: Bert is a trashman Captain, User Was Warned, Backtony Stabtano, Nigger Winner Furthremore
Recent Form: L L L L L
Ponies are probably the sexiest things I've ever seen in my life, not exactly the characters, just what they are, their legs, their eyes, their manes, their mouths, everything is perfect. I would totally have sex with them but I wouldn't want to live in Equestria or any of that bullshit. I would like to keep one but she probably wouldn't like it because she would have to hide and just hang out in my house.

A one night thing? Totally, anyone really. I don't like all of them but even if Rainbow Dash was my only option I would say yes. I don't know how they would translate in real life but there are plenty fan art pictures that show a good example.

I don't think I would be to comfortable with one around me because, I wouldn't know what to do? Do I feed it? Do I pay attention to it? I don't care what I do around my dog because he's a fucking dog, do I treat her like a human and talk to her? Back to my dog, what if he flips shit because there is a god damn flying pony in my house. I couldn't leave her alone because thats not fair at all, and she might fuck something up or answer the door and screw our deal up. I can't take her in public.

~ QD, 2020

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