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|team= hnd
|team= hnd
|motto= What else can we do about it?
|motto= What else can we do about it?
|name= Honduras
|name= Honduras
|bgcolor= 2956B2
|txtcolor= ffffff
|date= {{tt|September 15th, 1821|and again in July 1st, 2016}}
|date= {{tt|September 15th, 1821|and again in July 1st, 2016}}
|manager= Billy Joya
|owner= Juan Orlando Hernández
|owner= Juan Orlando Hernández
|manager= Billy Joya
|irl= {{Anonymous|Eric jr|!!fSTavRYsiM}}.
|irl= {{Anonymous|Aitor Karanka|!!vHwU8e1Ta/3}}
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|color1= 2956B2
|color2= ffffff
|color2= ffffff
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|high_date=
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|assister=
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|captain=
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|d= 0
|l= 0
|gf= 0
|ga= 0
|win_home=
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|win_score_home= 
|win_score_away=
|win_date=
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|lose_score_home= 
|lose_score_away=
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|hex= 2956B2
|hex= 2956B2
|color= Cerulean
|color= Cerulean
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|captain= Salvador Nasralla
|nickname=
|w= 2
|d= 3
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|win_away= domg
|win_score_home= 3
|win_score_away= 1
|win_date= 29 June 2017
|lose_home= hnd
|lose_away= Zeon
|lose_score_home= 1
|lose_score_away= 3
|lose_date= 10 September 2016
|first_home= hnd
|first_away= zar
|first_score_home= 1
|first_score_away= 2
|first_date= 10 September 2016
|anthem= picosong.com/MaEE/
|anthem= picosong.com/MaEE/
|a_title= Tap Zap
|a_title= Tap Zap
|altanthem1_what= Victory anthem
|altanthem1_what= Victory anthem
|altanthem1= www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBGa4RU_7d4
|altanthem1= www.youtube.com/watch?v=zBGa4RU_7d4
|altanthem1_title= Vaya pues - Moisés Canelo
|altanthem1_title=Vaya pues - Moisés Canelo
|horn= www.youtube.com/watch?v=so-X-2EfssQ
|horn= youtu.be/NtE63VV8eM0?t=7s
|gh_title= Vamos Selección - Kazzabe
|gh_title= Banana - Kazzabe
}}
}}
 
A team that makes people check the CIA Factbook and Wikipedia.
A team that probably won't get a chance to play but a good remedy to cure this terminal case of autism.
==Roster==
 
{{sq start}}
{{sq start}}
{{sq start player |no= |pos=GK |name={{tt|4th Ballot|The main reason we had the coup back in 2009.}}}}
{{sq start player |no= |pos=GK |name={{tt|Honduras here|Juan Orlando rules this part of the country.}}}}
{{sq start player |no=|pos=LB |name={{tt|The Rosenthals|Yes, they are Jewish. Yes, they had a shitload of companies here, but they overjewed themselves and are now going to jail.}}}}
{{sq start player |no=|pos=LB |name={{tt|The Rosenthals|Yes, they are Jewish. Yes, they had a shitload of companies here, but they overjewed themselves and are now going to jail.}}}}
{{sq start player |no= |pos=CB |name={{tt|Murder capital of the world|We have long held this dubious honor until Caracas and Venezuela altogether took it away from us.}}}}
{{sq start player |no= |pos=CB |name={{tt|Murder capital of the world|We have long held this dubious honor until Caracas and Venezuela altogether took it away from us.}}}}
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{{sq start player |no= |pos=RB|name={{tt|The Football War|It was mainly because Salvadorians were purchasing a lot of our lands back in the day but having a WC playoff during that time of tension gave it its title.}}}}
{{sq start player |no= |pos=RB|name={{tt|The Football War|It was mainly because Salvadorians were purchasing a lot of our lands back in the day but having a WC playoff during that time of tension gave it its title.}}}}
{{sq silver player |no= |pos=DMF |name={{tt|Tiburcio Carias|The best president this country ever had, a misunderstood hero.}}}}
{{sq silver player |no= |pos=DMF |name={{tt|Tiburcio Carias|The best president this country ever had, a misunderstood hero.}}}}
{{sq start player |no= |pos=LMF |name={{tt|Incarcerated rooster|Two farmers were having a heavy dispute over a rooster, the police came in and decided it was best to put the rooster in a cell while the two men settled their dispute.}}}}
{{sq start player |no= |pos=LMF |name={{tt|Parrot licence|Because taxes weren't enough to get money out of you, good thing the government realised this was stupid and stopped it.}}}}
{{sq silver player |no= |pos=AMF |name={{tt|Palmerola|The never ending story about the replacement for our capital city airport.}}}}
{{sq silver player |no= |pos=AMF |name={{tt|Palmerola|The never ending story about the replacement for our capital city airport.}}}}
{{sq gold player |no= |pos=AMF |name={{tt|Salvador Nasralla|Journalist, sports commentator, know-it-all, leader of a party whose following have an average IQ of 59. And he's totally a straight guy.}}}}
{{sq gold player |no= |pos=AMF |name={{tt|Salvador Nasralla {{Captain}}|Riot and protest for me, I'll still do the program at my channel because I ain't losing money}}}}
{{sq start player |no= |pos=RMF |name={{tt|Parrillas One|A. FUCKING. CAR.}}}}
{{sq start player |no= |pos=RMF |name={{tt|Riots of peace|*smashes windows and sets banks on fire* It's state sponsored terrorism!}}}}
{{sq gold player |no=9 |pos=SS |name={{tt|Bader Canahuati|The child prodigy that changed his 512 MB hard drive for a 1 TB hard drive.}}}}
{{sq gold player |no=9 |pos=SS |name={{tt|Rural votes|Nice 100k vote lead you got, would be a shame if a lot of people from bumfuck nowhere voted for the other guy.}}}}
{{sq mid}}
{{sq mid}}
{{sq player |no=|pos=GK |name={{tt|The Pit|The state-of-the-art maximum security facility... which recently saw 30 inmates break away.}}}}
{{sq player |no=|pos=GK |name={{tt|Honduras over there|Juan Orlando also rules this part of the country.}}}}
{{sq player |no= |pos=LB |name={{greentext|{{tt|tfw no medals|We will just cling on to the hopes our divegrass team gets a bronze. We're close!}}.}}}}
{{sq player |no= |pos=LB |name={{greentext|{{tt|tfw no medals|We will just cling on to the hopes our divegrass team gets a bronze. We're close!}}.}}}}
{{sq player |no= |pos=LB |name= {{tt|Hurricane Mitch|When the expression 'Rock you like a hurricane' goes horribly wrong}}}}
{{sq player |no= |pos=LB |name= {{tt|Hurricane Mitch|When the expression 'Rock you like a hurricane' goes horribly wrong}}}}
{{sq player |no=|pos=CB |name={{tt|Muh reconciliation|The coup happened, get fucked socialists.}}}}
{{sq player |no=|pos=CB |name={{tt|Kao Kamasa|What is there deep in the Platano River biosphere? Apparently a long lost civilization.}}}}
{{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name={{greentext|{{tt|Xiomara >a real candidate|We all knew she was going to be her husband's puppet}}}}.}}
{{sq player |no= |pos=CB |name={{tt|Nationwide strike|Yeah! Let's not go to work! Fuck the president! Wait, what do you mean I'll get fired if I don't go to work? I'll guess the strike is off then.}}}}
{{sq player |no=|pos=CB |name={{tt|Conejo Island|This triggers the Salvadorian}}}}
{{sq player |no=|pos=CB |name={{tt|Conejo Island|This triggers the Salvadorian}}}}
{{sq player |no= |pos=RB |name={{tt|Juan Tortilla|One of the many names given by the opposition to our current president, whose economic growth plans involve giving eco stoves to rural women so they can sell corn tortillas.}}}}
{{sq player |no= |pos=RB |name={{tt|20 more years|Make it 50.}}}}
{{sq player |no=|pos=RB |name={{tt|Kevin dindu nuffin|Let's ignore all the evidence, his crying eyes are all the evidence we need!}}}}
{{sq player |no=|pos=RB |name={{tt|Kevin dindu nuffin|Let's ignore all the evidence, his crying eyes are all the evidence we need!}}}}
{{sq player |no= |pos=LMF |name={{tt|olimpiawinslol|Why do we even bother on having a so called football league when we all know it's a one horse race with some playoffs to make it exciting.}}}}
{{sq player |no= |pos=LMF |name={{tt|olimpiawinslol|Why do we even bother on having a so called football league when we all know it's a one horse race with some playoffs to make it exciting.}}}}
{{sq player |no=|pos=LMF |name={{tt|Gracias a Dios|Nobody lives there.}}}}
{{sq player |no=|pos=LMF |name={{tt|Gracias, Lempira|The city that triggers Nasralla fanboys.}}}}
{{sq player |no=|pos=RMF |name={{tt|Tigo Taser|The customer service over at phone carrier Tigo is an electrifying experience, quite literally.}}}}
{{sq player |no=|pos=RMF |name={{tt|At least we're not Nicaragua|Ortega's not going to resign, also Ortega, you're taking way too long to solve your shit, look at JOH.}}}}
{{sq player |no=|pos=RMF |name={{tt|The Alliance|An attempt from the left to get its shit together just to make the inevitable dickpunching less painful.}}}}
{{sq player |no=|pos=RMF |name={{tt|¿Y porque no habló pues, amor?|Se ve bien linda con ese vestido, amor.}}}}
{{sq end}}
{{sq end}}
==Matches==
{| class="wikitable" width=70%
|-
!style="background:#0253A4;color:#ffffff"| Date
!style="background:#0253A4;color:#ffffff"| Opponent
!style="background:#0253A4;color:#ffffff"| Competition
!style="background:#0253A4;color:#ffffff"| Result
!style="background:#0253A4;color:#ffffff"| Scorers
!style="background:#0253A4;color:#ffffff"| Notes
|-bgcolor="#ffcccc"
| 3 September 2016
| {{team away|zar}}
| align=center|[[Multinational Bowl 1]]
| align=center|1-2 L
| <small> Tiburcio Carias {{goal|{{tt|5|Probably}}}} </small>
|
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| 4 September 2016
| {{team away|flip}}
| align=center|[[Multinational Bowl 1]]
| align=center|2-2 D
| <small> THANKS ENEE {{goal|42}} <br> Roberto Micheletti {{goal|87}} </small>
|
|-bgcolor="ffffcc"
| 9 September 2016
| {{team away|wumpa}}
| align=center|[[Multinational Bowl 1]]
| align=center|2-2 D
| <small> Tiburcio Carias {{goal|4}} <br> Palmerola {{goal|73}}  </small>
|
|-bgcolor="#ffcccc"
| 9 September 2016
| {{team away|Zeon}}
| align=center|[[Multinational Bowl 1]]
| align=center|3-1 L
|
|
|-bgcolor="#ccffcc"
| 29 June 2017
| {{team away|jojo}}
| align=center|[[Fakkin_Boolsheet_Series_III#Injuryb_Owl_2:_Red_Dawn|Injuryb Owl 2]]
| align=center|2-2 W (9-8 aet)
| <small> Bader Canahuati {{goal|60}} <br> Tiburcio Carías {{goal|64}}  </small>
|
|-bgcolor="#ccffcc"
| 29 June 2017
| {{team away|krg}}
| align=center|[[Fakkin_Boolsheet_Series_III#Injuryb_Owl_2:_Red_Dawn|Injuryb Owl 2]]
| align=center|3-2 W
| <small> Bader Canahuati {{goal|39}} <br> Salvador Nasralla {{goal|73}} <br> Tiburcio Carías {{goal|84}}  </small>
|
|-bgcolor="#ccffcc"
| 29 June 2017
| {{team away|domg}}
| align=center|[[Fakkin_Boolsheet_Series_III#Injuryb_Owl_2:_Red_Dawn|Injuryb Owl 2]]
| align=center|3-1 W
| <small>Palmerola {{goal|9||42}} <br> Bader Canahuati{{goal|37}}</small>
| <small>If you like elephants you are big time Jabroni</small>
|-bgcolor='ffffcc'
| 1 September 2017
|{{team away|mn}}
|align=center|[[Multinational Bowl 2]]
|align=center|0-0 D
|
|<small> </small>
|-bgcolor='ffcccc'
| 2 September 2017
|{{team away|br}}
|align=center|[[Multinational Bowl 2]]
|align=center|3-5 L
|<small> {{goal|23}} Bader Canahuati<br>{{goal|37||47}} Tiburcio Carias</small>
|
|-bgcolor='ffcccc'
| 8 September 2017
|{{team away|rome}}
|align=center|[[Multinational Bowl 2]]
|align=center|1-2 L
|<small> {{goal|41}} Gracias A Dios</small>
|
|}


{{Navbox Multinational Bowl}}
{{Navbox Multinational Bowl}}

Latest revision as of 05:40, 4 September 2019

/hnd/
What else can we do about it?
Hnd logo.png
/hnd/ - Honduras
Founded September 15th, 1821
Manager Billy Joya
Owner Juan Orlando Hernández
IRL manager Eric jr !!fSTavRYsiM.
Team colors
Chat color 2956B2
Cerulean
Top scorer ()
Top assister ()
Captain Salvador Nasralla
Website /hnd/ - Honduras
Nickname '
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
2 3 2 7 28.57%
GF GA GD
14 14 0
Biggest win
/hnd/ Hnd icon.png 3–1 Domg icon.png /domg/
29 June 2017
Biggest defeat
/hnd/ Hnd icon.png 1–3 Zeon icon.png /Zeon/
10 September 2016
First match
/hnd/ Hnd icon.png 1–2 Zar icon.png /zar/
10 September 2016
Team music
Anthem Tap Zap
Victory anthem Vaya pues - Moisés Canelo
Goal horn Banana - Kazzabe
Kits


A team that makes people check the CIA Factbook and Wikipedia.

Roster

No. Position Player
  GK
Honduras here
  LB
The Rosenthals
  CB
Murder capital of the world
  CB
WE WUZ MAYA N SHIIIIIET
  RB
The Football War
  DMF
Tiburcio Carias
  LMF
Parrot licence
  AMF
Palmerola
  AMF
Salvador Nasralla Captain
  RMF
Riots of peace
9
  SS
Rural votes
No. Position Player
  GK
Honduras over there
  LB
>tfw no medals.
  LB
Hurricane Mitch
  CB
Kao Kamasa
  CB
Nationwide strike
  CB
Conejo Island
  RB
20 more years
  RB
Kevin dindu nuffin
  LMF
olimpiawinslol
  LMF
Gracias, Lempira
  RMF
At least we're not Nicaragua
  RMF
¿Y porque no habló pues, amor?

Matches

Date Opponent Competition Result Scorers Notes
3 September 2016 Zar icon.png /zar/ Multinational Bowl 1 1-2 L Tiburcio Carias Goal 5'
4 September 2016 Flip icon.png /flip/ Multinational Bowl 1 2-2 D THANKS ENEE Goal 42'
Roberto Micheletti Goal 87'
9 September 2016 Wumpa icon.png /wumpa/ Multinational Bowl 1 2-2 D Tiburcio Carias Goal 4'
Palmerola Goal 73'
9 September 2016 Zeon icon.png /Zeon/ Multinational Bowl 1 3-1 L
29 June 2017 Jojo icon.png /jojo/ Injuryb Owl 2 2-2 W (9-8 aet) Bader Canahuati Goal 60'
Tiburcio Carías Goal 64'
29 June 2017 Krg icon.png /krg/ Injuryb Owl 2 3-2 W Bader Canahuati Goal 39'
Salvador Nasralla Goal 73'
Tiburcio Carías Goal 84'
29 June 2017 Domg icon.png /domg/ Injuryb Owl 2 3-1 W Palmerola Goal 9', 42'
Bader CanahuatiGoal 37' 		If you like elephants you are big time Jabroni
1 September 2017 Mn icon.png /mn/ Multinational Bowl 2 0-0 D
2 September 2017 Br icon.png /br/ Multinational Bowl 2 3-5 L Goal 23' Bader Canahuati
Goal 37', 47' Tiburcio Carias
8 September 2017 Rome icon.png /rome/ Multinational Bowl 2 1-2 L Goal 41' Gracias A Dios
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