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|<small>I'm not gon' be here {{goal|5||24}} <br> Sell the team, Dolan {{goal|57}} <br> Damn the Process {{goal|68}} <br> Fuck Kevin Durant {{goal|78||85}} <br> Swept in 5 {{goal|83}}</small> | |<small>I'm not gon' be here {{goal|5||24}} <br> Sell the team, Dolan {{goal|57}} <br> Damn the Process {{goal|68}} <br> Fuck Kevin Durant {{goal|78||85}} <br> Swept in 5 {{goal|83}}</small> | ||
|<small>Biggest win in /nba/ history</small> | |<small>Biggest win in /nba/ history</small> | ||
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| September 2019 | | 7 September 2019 | ||
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|align=center|[[:/ag/ League and Feed 4: Formerly Fake Team Bowl]] | |align=center|[[:/ag/ League and Feed 4: Formerly Fake Team Bowl]] | ||
|align=center| | |align=center|3-4 L | ||
| | |<small> Damn the Process {{goal|7||25}} <br> Swept in 5 {{goal|57}} </small> | ||
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/nba/ is the representative for all the apehoop/floorsqueak/jiggaboojam fans out there, originally aspiring to make it into the Fake Teamb Owl 3, but since that isn't going to happen in our lifetimes, it'll take on the Outlel Bowl so /nba/ can prove that they know how to drop the dunkest memes.
Roster
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| The state of the NBA | Brought back to balance thanks to the Board Man |
| Manboobs | Skip Bayless unironically quoted notorious Twitter troll Barry McCockiner on Undisputed |
| Sell the team, Dolan | When you get cucked out of Kyrie Irving and Kevin Durant only for them to join a team that didn't have a first round pick in 5 years and still looks better than your team, plus you fail to win the lottery to land Zion. All of this whilst getting rid of your promising star player for a bag of chips to be left holding the bag. Sell the team, Dolan. (USER WAS BANNED FROM MADISON SQUARE GARDEN FOR THIS POST) |
| I'm trying Jennifer | Apparently the only motivation CJ McCollum and the Blazers needed was CJ replying to a Warriors fan that taunted him for previous playoff shortcomings |
| Jon Wol is ded | Shook so hard that he's going to miss the entire 2019-20 season. Good luck trying to move that contract, Washington |
| Arye Abraham | "Sources tell me Kawhi has ruled the Clippers OUT" "Kawhi Leonard to the Lakers is a done deal" "I reported on this SIX DAYS ago" "Kawhi’s decision to join LAC involved a MATERIAL change in circumstances. Adding a superstar is a MATERIAL change in circumstances. At the time of my report, LAC did NOT have a superstar. It is a FACT that Leonard would not have joined without a superstar." Meanwhile some guy that works for KTLA and primarily covers baseball gets it right |
| FUCK KEVIN DURANT | After three years of constant harassment from NBA fans for his blatant ring chasing, Kevin Durant showed a bit of respect when he played through a clear ligament tear in the finals (even though Golden State screwed the pooch here) and tore an ACL on his game back, he will definitely miss the 2019-20 season but at least he's got his ring and bolted off to Brooklyn where he won't be called a snake |
| Board man gets paid | Kawhi Leonard's bizarre trash talking from his days of college gained notoriety in the 2019 NBA playoffs, and now since he won Finals MVP that mantra has stuck alongside his bizarre laugh at his press conference in Toronto and "What it do baby?" |
| Please notice us | The Utah Jazz made some good moves in the offseason, please talk about them. |
| The shot of death | Damian Lillard's buzzer beater was so strong it literally made the Oklahoma City Thunder dismantle their team |
| Swept in 5 | The gentleman's sweep. |
| Big Clearance Brand | Remember when those ZO2's people paid over $500 to get? They were being sold off as a $100 combo alongside shirts, hoodies and socks at a volleyball tournament. Cash only please |
| Anyone want Wiggins? | He still has enough upside! Only a first round pick all we ask! Please help us move his contract. |
| Dälläs Mävs | The Dallas Mavericks have seen well enough into the future that in 5 years their roster will be entirely European. They WILL take all of those tall lanky guys that can shoot 3s. |
| Fultz's shooting | He has the yips?! This guy was a consensus #1 pick! The Sixers quickly gave up on him after less than two years. Well on his way to becoming the next biggest bust since Anthony Bennett. |
| Damn the process | All those assets Sam Hinkie got? Don't mind them if Elton Brand uses them to acquire a one year rental of Jimmy Butler, Tobias Harris on a max and the guy with the yips Markelle Fultz. All of this for a second round exit. |
| Dwight Howard (glute) out | Apparently Dwight Howard needs to work on his rim protection |
| Multiple Sources | Chris Broussard's infamous sources were put on to show throughout the entire Kawhi saga, turns out he was just quoting "Reddit insiders" like Arye Abraham and RDAmbition. Remember guys: Kawhi has a 95% chance of going to the Lakers barring a change of heart. |
| Meme Player | Reminder that Steph Curry still has 0 Finals MVP and is invisible when it matters. |
| It's easy, it's me | Paul Pierce was flamed to hell and back for having the audacity of saying that he had a better career than Dwyane Wade. One of his most infamous moments as a pundit for ESPN. He should watch out as Ryan Hollins is gunning for his spot. |
| I'm not gon' be here | Magic Johnson decided to stop being an "executive" for the Los Angeles Lakers in order to shitpost on Twitter. |
| Jared Dudley sweepstakes | The Lakers didn't land Kawhi? That's not a problem! They signed Jared Dudley, Avery Bradley, the corpse of Boogie Cousins, Rajon Rondo and Kentavious Caldwell-Pope. Their bench is definitely stacked!! |
| Eric jr | That is a normal collar. Move on, find a new slant. |
Match history
"Official" matches
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| 14 Decemeber 2015 |  /4ccg/
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Outlel Bowl | 1-0 L | Blatant sternball tbqh | |
| 16 Decemeber 2015 |  /irc/
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Outlel Bowl | 5-2 W | Wet Ass Jumper  16', 64' Swept in 5 45'+1', 61' One Legged Fadeaway 90'+4'
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| 16 Decemeber 2015 |  /sbg/
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Outlel Bowl | 2-3 W | Le Spicy Dish Man 6', 10' Swept in 5 27'
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| 21 Decemeber 2015 |  Neo-/ag/
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Outlel Bowl | 4-3 L | Hot Sauce 50', 54' Practice 81'
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Rigged worse than the Sacramento Kings in the 2002 WCF |
| 21 Decemeber 2015 |  /ag/
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Outlel Bowl | 6-5 L | Swept in 5 6', 45+1', 90'+7', 117' Z-Bo 53' Meme Player 100'
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THIRD PLACE TROPHY IS OURS NIGGAS |
| 3 July 2016 |  /jojo/
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/ag/ League 1 | 2-1 W | Hot Sauce' (32) Wet Ass Jumper' (71)
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| 6 July 2016 |  /metallurgy/
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/ag/ League 1 | 0-3 L | ||
| 8 July 2016 |  /mtg/
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/ag/ League 1 | 2-3 L | Career-Ending Injury 28' Hot Sauce 82'
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| 27 August 2017 |  /trb/
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/ag/ League 2: Autism Harder | 1-1 D | 90+2' >craptors
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| 28 August 2017 |  /mild/
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/ag/ League 2: Autism Harder | 3-1 W | 5' Career-Ending Injury 13' FUCK KEVIN DURANT 73' Swept in 5
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| 1 September 2017 |  /drw/
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/ag/ League 2: Autism Harder | 1-2 L | 77' >craptors
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| 2 September 2017 |  /ita/
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/ag/ League 2: Autism Harder | 2-4 L | 75' Jon Wol Is SHOOK 78' Swept In 5
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| 7 July 2018 |  /cbj/
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/ag/ League 3: Dancing Anime Girls Edition | 3-4 L | Fuck Kevin Durant 48' Swept in 5 54' >Westbrick 84'
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| 8 July 2018 |  /mls+ayy/
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/ag/ League 3: Dancing Anime Girls Edition | 7-5 W | >Westbrick 18' LeBron needs help 37' Swept in 5 44', 88' Career-Ending Injury 53' Fuck Kevin Durant 82', 90+2'
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No player was rated higher than 6.5 |
| 14 July 2018 |  /fhg/
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/ag/ League 3: Dancing Anime Girls Edition | 2-0 W | >Westbrick 6' SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP 86'
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First shutout in /nba/ history |
| 20 July 2018 |  /snes/
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/ag/ League 3: Dancing Anime Girls Edition | 3-4 L | Fuck Kevin Durant 10', 30' Eric jr 49'
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| 31 August 2019 |  /nhl/
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/ag/ League and Feed 4: Formerly Fake Team Bowl | 1-3 L | Fuck Kevin Durant 90+5'
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| 1 September 2019 |  /lwa/
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/ag/ League and Feed 4: Formerly Fake Team Bowl | 7-1 W | I'm not gon' be here 5', 24' Sell the team, Dolan 57' Damn the Process 68' Fuck Kevin Durant 78', 85' Swept in 5 83'
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Biggest win in /nba/ history |
| 7 September 2019 | /fhg/
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/ag/ League and Feed 4: Formerly Fake Team Bowl | 3-4 L | Damn the Process 7', 25' Swept in 5 57'
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>blowing a 3-1 lead on a must win game >Steph Curry when the game matters |
"Unofficial" matches
| Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers | Notes |
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| 17 June 2016 |  /toon/
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Rigging After Dark | 1-4 L | Swept in 5 5'
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Blatant sternball tbqh |
| 19 June 2016- |  /epl/
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Rigging After Dark | 4-4 W (4-3 Penalties) |
Swept in 5 7', 30' Hot Sauce 26' Career-Ending Injury 75'
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| 21 June 2016 | /fhg/
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Rigging After Dark | 2-2 L (5-4 pens) |
Swept in 5 17' Career-Ending Injury 37'
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| 2 July 2017 |  /trash/
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Home Run Derby | 21-0 W | Swept in 5 8', 26', 68' Fuck Kevin Durant 12', 29'>Westbrick 21', 62'SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP 31', 34', 38', 80'>Craptors 36', 40', 42', 76', 88'Jon Wol is SHOOK 52'Stay in Yo Lane 71', 81', 83'Where in the world is Derrick Rose? 90+5'
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| 1 July 2018 | /trash/
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Home Run Derby | 15-0 W | Swept In 5 2', 26', 37', 70', 78' Jon Wol Is Shook 8', 24'Fuck Kevin Durant 9', 19', 34', 45+0', 60', 64'Career Ending Injury 29'Eric jr 86' |
Back to back, baby |
Exports
Tactical export: https://mega.nz/#!QIoECQSD!zUO9Z-H5a8bR3ya0_R49QECFZcaKu6SN_-TVYHI9nNI
Aesthetics export: http://www.mediafire.com/file/9l92zbjaxqp2sii/NBA+Aesthetic+Export.rar