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Latest revision as of 01:25, 14 September 2019

/nba/
Bringing the dunkest memes
Nba logo.png
/nba/ - Numerous Burner Accounts
Founded
Manager Gregg Popovich
Owner Donald Sterling
IRL manager HonestAbe !!vHwU8e1Ta/3
Enoughunkownsources !!o16SVJJscF1
Team colors
HEX color 0253A4
NBA blue
Top scorer Swept in 5 (13)
Top assister Swept in 5 (9)
Captain Swept in 5
Website /nba/ - Numerous Burner Accounts
Nickname THE /nba/ IS SO FUCKING REAL HOLY SHIT
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
8 1 10 19 42.11%
GF GA GD
54 50 +4
Biggest win
/nba/ Nba icon.png 7–1 Lwa icon.png /lwa/
September 1st, 2019
Biggest defeat
/nba/ Nba icon.png 0–3 Metallurgy icon.png /metallurgy/
December 14th, 2015
First match
/4ccg/ 4ccg icon.png 1–0 Nba icon.png /nba/
December 14th, 2015
Team music
Anthem NBA on NBC Theme

Goal horn Variations of Space Jam
Lakers related players One Shining Moment
Board man gets paid Kawhi Leonard Laugh Remix
Fuck Kevin Durant FUUUUUUUUUUCK KEVIN DURANT
Kits


/nba/ is the representative for all the apehoop/floorsqueak/jiggaboojam fans out there, originally aspiring to make it into the Fake Teamb Owl 3, but since that isn't going to happen in our lifetimes, it'll take on the Outlel Bowl so /nba/ can prove that they know how to drop the dunkest memes.

Roster

No. Position Player
16
  GK
The State of the NBA
4
  CB
Manboobs
95
  CB
Sell the team, Dolan
9
  CB
I'm trying Jennifer
24
  DMF
Jon Wol is ded
23
  CMF
Arye Abraham
26
  CMF
Fuck Kevin Durant
30
  AMF
Board man gets paid
50
  SS
Please notice us
27
  SS
The shot of death
5
  SS
Swept in 5
No. Position Player
20
  GK
Big Clearance Brand
2
  CB
Anyone want Wiggins?
35
  CB
Dälläs Mävs
32
  CB
Fultz's shooting
73
  DMF
Damn the Process
13
  CMF
Dwight Howard (glute) out
26
  SS
Multiple Sources
21
  SS
Meme Player
0
  SS
It's easy, it's me
34
  SS
I'm not gon'be here
41
  SS
Jared Dudley sweepstakes
3
  SS
Eric jr


Player >de scription
The state of the NBA Brought back to balance thanks to the Board Man
Manboobs Skip Bayless unironically quoted notorious Twitter troll Barry McCockiner on Undisputed
Sell the team, Dolan When you get cucked out of Kyrie Irving and Kevin Durant only for them to join a team that didn't have a first round pick in 5 years and still looks better than your team, plus you fail to win the lottery to land Zion. All of this whilst getting rid of your promising star player for a bag of chips to be left holding the bag. Sell the team, Dolan.
(USER WAS BANNED FROM MADISON SQUARE GARDEN FOR THIS POST)
I'm trying Jennifer Apparently the only motivation CJ McCollum and the Blazers needed was CJ replying to a Warriors fan that taunted him for previous playoff shortcomings
Jon Wol is ded Shook so hard that he's going to miss the entire 2019-20 season. Good luck trying to move that contract, Washington
Arye Abraham "Sources tell me Kawhi has ruled the Clippers OUT"
"Kawhi Leonard to the Lakers is a done deal"
"I reported on this SIX DAYS ago"
"Kawhi’s decision to join LAC involved a MATERIAL change in circumstances. Adding a superstar is a MATERIAL change in circumstances. At the time of my report, LAC did NOT have a superstar. It is a FACT that Leonard would not have joined without a superstar."
Meanwhile some guy that works for KTLA and primarily covers baseball gets it right
FUCK KEVIN DURANT After three years of constant harassment from NBA fans for his blatant ring chasing, Kevin Durant showed a bit of respect when he played through a clear ligament tear in the finals (even though Golden State screwed the pooch here) and tore an ACL on his game back, he will definitely miss the 2019-20 season but at least he's got his ring and bolted off to Brooklyn where he won't be called a snake
Board man gets paid Kawhi Leonard's bizarre trash talking from his days of college gained notoriety in the 2019 NBA playoffs, and now since he won Finals MVP that mantra has stuck alongside his bizarre laugh at his press conference in Toronto and "What it do baby?"
Please notice us The Utah Jazz made some good moves in the offseason, please talk about them.
The shot of death Damian Lillard's buzzer beater was so strong it literally made the Oklahoma City Thunder dismantle their team
Swept in 5 The gentleman's sweep.
Big Clearance Brand Remember when those ZO2's people paid over $500 to get? They were being sold off as a $100 combo alongside shirts, hoodies and socks at a volleyball tournament. Cash only please
Anyone want Wiggins? He still has enough upside! Only a first round pick all we ask! Please help us move his contract.
Dälläs Mävs The Dallas Mavericks have seen well enough into the future that in 5 years their roster will be entirely European. They WILL take all of those tall lanky guys that can shoot 3s.
Fultz's shooting He has the yips?! This guy was a consensus #1 pick! The Sixers quickly gave up on him after less than two years. Well on his way to becoming the next biggest bust since Anthony Bennett.
Damn the process All those assets Sam Hinkie got? Don't mind them if Elton Brand uses them to acquire a one year rental of Jimmy Butler, Tobias Harris on a max and the guy with the yips Markelle Fultz. All of this for a second round exit.
Dwight Howard (glute) out Apparently Dwight Howard needs to work on his rim protection
Multiple Sources Chris Broussard's infamous sources were put on to show throughout the entire Kawhi saga, turns out he was just quoting "Reddit insiders" like Arye Abraham and RDAmbition. Remember guys: Kawhi has a 95% chance of going to the Lakers barring a change of heart.
Meme Player Reminder that Steph Curry still has 0 Finals MVP and is invisible when it matters.
It's easy, it's me Paul Pierce was flamed to hell and back for having the audacity of saying that he had a better career than Dwyane Wade. One of his most infamous moments as a pundit for ESPN. He should watch out as Ryan Hollins is gunning for his spot.
I'm not gon' be here Magic Johnson decided to stop being an "executive" for the Los Angeles Lakers in order to shitpost on Twitter.
Jared Dudley sweepstakes The Lakers didn't land Kawhi? That's not a problem! They signed Jared Dudley, Avery Bradley, the corpse of Boogie Cousins, Rajon Rondo and Kentavious Caldwell-Pope. Their bench is definitely stacked!!
Eric jr That is a normal collar. Move on, find a new slant.

Match history

"Official" matches

Date Opponent Competition Result Scorers Notes
14 Decemeber 2015 4ccg icon.png /4ccg/ Outlel Bowl 1-0 L Blatant sternball tbqh
16 Decemeber 2015 Irc icon.png /irc/ Outlel Bowl 5-2 W Wet Ass Jumper Goal 16'64'
Swept in 5 Goal 45'+1'61'
One Legged Fadeaway Goal 90'+4'
16 Decemeber 2015 Sbg icon.png /sbg/ Outlel Bowl 2-3 W Le Spicy Dish Man Goal 6'10'
Swept in 5 Goal 27'
21 Decemeber 2015 Neo- ag icon.png Neo-/ag/ Outlel Bowl 4-3 L Hot Sauce Goal 50'54'
Practice Goal 81'
Rigged worse than the Sacramento Kings in the 2002 WCF
21 Decemeber 2015 Ag icon.png /ag/ Outlel Bowl 6-5 L Swept in 5 Goal 6'45+1'90'+7'117'
Z-Bo Goal 53'
Meme Player Goal 100'
THIRD PLACE TROPHY IS OURS NIGGAS
3 July 2016 Jojo icon.png /jojo/ /ag/ League 1 2-1 W Goal Hot Sauce' (32)
Goal Wet Ass Jumper' (71)
6 July 2016 Metallurgy icon.png /metallurgy/ /ag/ League 1 0-3 L
8 July 2016 Mtg icon.png /mtg/ /ag/ League 1 2-3 L Career-Ending Injury Goal 28'
Hot Sauce Goal 82'
27 August 2017 Trb icon.png /trb/ /ag/ League 2: Autism Harder 1-1 D Goal 90+2' >craptors
28 August 2017 Mild icon.png /mild/ /ag/ League 2: Autism Harder 3-1 W Goal 5' Career-Ending Injury
Goal 13' FUCK KEVIN DURANT
Goal 73' Swept in 5
1 September 2017 Drw icon.png /drw/ /ag/ League 2: Autism Harder 1-2 L Goal 77' >craptors
2 September 2017 Ita icon.png /ita/ /ag/ League 2: Autism Harder 2-4 L Goal 75' Jon Wol Is SHOOK
Goal 78' Swept In 5
7 July 2018 Cbj icon.png /cbj/ /ag/ League 3: Dancing Anime Girls Edition 3-4 L Fuck Kevin Durant Goal 48'
Swept in 5 Goal 54'
>Westbrick Goal 84'
8 July 2018 Mls+ayy icon.png /mls+ayy/ /ag/ League 3: Dancing Anime Girls Edition 7-5 W >Westbrick Goal 18'
LeBron needs help Goal 37'
Swept in 5 Goal 44'88'
Career-Ending Injury Goal 53'
Fuck Kevin Durant Goal 82'90+2'
No player was rated higher than 6.5
14 July 2018 Vaughan fhg no border icon.png /fhg/ /ag/ League 3: Dancing Anime Girls Edition 2-0 W >Westbrick Goal 6'
SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP Goal 86'
First shutout in /nba/ history
20 July 2018 Snes icon.png /snes/ /ag/ League 3: Dancing Anime Girls Edition 3-4 L Fuck Kevin Durant Goal 10'30'
Eric jr Goal 49'
31 August 2019 Nhl icon.png /nhl/ /ag/ League and Feed 4: Formerly Fake Team Bowl 1-3 L Fuck Kevin Durant Goal 90+5'
1 September 2019 Lwa icon.png /lwa/ /ag/ League and Feed 4: Formerly Fake Team Bowl 7-1 W I'm not gon' be here Goal 5'24'
Sell the team, Dolan Goal 57'
Damn the Process Goal 68'
Fuck Kevin Durant Goal 78'85'
Swept in 5 Goal 83'
Biggest win in /nba/ history
7 September 2019 Vaughan fhg no border icon.png /fhg/ /ag/ League and Feed 4: Formerly Fake Team Bowl 3-4 L Damn the Process Goal 7'25'
Swept in 5 Goal 57'
>blowing a 3-1 lead on a must win game
>Steph Curry when the game matters

"Unofficial" matches

Date Opponent Competition Result Scorers Notes
17 June 2016 Toon icon.png /toon/ Rigging After Dark 1-4 L Swept in 5 Goal 5' Blatant sternball tbqh
19 June 2016- Epl icon.png /epl/ Rigging After Dark 4-4 W
(4-3 Penalties)
Swept in 5 Goal 7'30'
Hot Sauce Goal 26'
Career-Ending Injury Goal 75'
21 June 2016 Vaughan fhg no border icon.png /fhg/ Rigging After Dark 2-2 L
(5-4 pens)
Swept in 5 Goal 17'
Career-Ending Injury Goal 37'
2 July 2017 Trash icon.png /trash/ Home Run Derby 21-0 W Swept in 5 Goal 8'26'68'
Fuck Kevin Durant Goal 12'29'
>Westbrick Goal 21'62'
SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP Goal 31'34'38'80'
>Craptors Goal 36'40'42'76'88'
Jon Wol is SHOOK Goal 52'
Stay in Yo Lane Goal 71'81'83'
Where in the world is Derrick Rose? Goal 90+5'
1 July 2018 Trash icon.png /trash/ Home Run Derby 15-0 W Swept In 5 Goal 2'26'37'70'78'
Jon Wol Is Shook Goal 8'24'
Fuck Kevin Durant Goal 9'19'34'45+0'60'64'
Career Ending Injury Goal 29'
Eric jr Goal 86'
Back to back, baby

Exports

Tactical export: https://mega.nz/#!QIoECQSD!zUO9Z-H5a8bR3ya0_R49QECFZcaKu6SN_-TVYHI9nNI
Aesthetics export: http://www.mediafire.com/file/9l92zbjaxqp2sii/NBA+Aesthetic+Export.rar