User:AviationRigger

Hello there, i'm AviationRigger !!Jon8cx4b8Yu, watching the cup since Spring 17 and hooked ever since, also keen on the history of the cup, making projects in the spirit of rigging and also being a wiki autist, so have a look at what I have to offer or don't, up to you really.

Contact

Email: aviationrigger@gmail.com
Discord: AviationRigger#5139

Teams

/fsx/

 /fsx/ is my invitational team, it is the main reason why I made this account since aviation is my main interest and Flight Simulator X is one of my favourite games so why not give them a memeball team? I'm sure they can fly across the pitch, although I'm hoping that they won't fly as bad as Boeing's most recent endeavours.

/turnleft/

 /turnleft/ is a WIP that might not get off the ground, should be my team for the /sp/erb Owl. NASCAR's my motorsport and it has a general named /turnleft/ on /sp/, so why not make it a team? Its eternal rival is /f1/ with their right turns, they can go fuck themselves.

Projects

Since I'm a historyfag for the cup, I have several cup-related projects that I spontaneously wanted to make and actually started doing it. Hell, I woke up this morning and decided "yes, let's make a user page".

The Redux Series

The Redux Series is a series that focuses on the rerunning of former 4chan Cup tournaments before Dragongate by using the same PES versions, same formats, same everything... Until the cup grows lore of itself, the Redux Series tournaments evolve around the happenings in the tournaments in a butterfly effect.

Summer 11 remake patch

Very little is known about the first ever 4chan Cup, but I decided to make a patch to replicate the original cup and learn about its creation along the way, this lead me to discover things like the squad numbers and how the cup was actually made, although I do hope that people who were in the cup around that time would chime in on any improvements I could do, I think I did the best I could with the little information available. When the mod was finished, the 8 Years of Rigging tournament was hosted to celebrate the 8 year anniversary of the 4chan Cup.

Game: Pro Evolution Soccer 2011
Patch: V2 Download

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  /sp/ turns it around in just 2 minutes

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  Sweet redemption

These were matches I did while testing for the 8 Years of Rigging tournament, red conditions and 10 minute matches.

9 August 2019	/sp/	3–2	/a/
	Shaft  48' George Costanza  88' John Madden  90+'		57' Shaft  81' Cowboy Bebop	Estádio José Alvalade Video: YouTube (Highlights)

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11 August 2019	/ck/	4–1	/a/
21:34	Nachos  3', 6', 61' Forcaccia  89'		46' Gorespammer	KONAMI Stadium Video: YouTube

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16 August 2019	/sp/	3–2	/int/
9:57	George Costanza  5' Based God  72' Lecrab  82'		12' Netherlands  46' Spain	Estádio José Alvalade Video: Twitch

Football Manager 4chan Cup Mod

Now this is my biggest project yet. Originally starting in FM18 shortly after Winter 19, I'm porting all teams that have entered the 4chan Cup into Football Manager, that means 1472 players in 64 teams and 58 stadiums and it comes with the logos, 2D kits, stadium icons, playerfaces and 3D kits for all of those teams. Why? Aut- Why not?

Game: Football Manager 2018 onwards (might be released on Steam for Football Manager 2020)
Base: [ FM18] & [ FM20]
Logos: [ Download]
Stadiums and Trophies: [ Download]
Facepack: [ Download]
2D Kits: [ Download]
3D Kits: [ Download]

Graphics All-In-One Pack: [ Download]

I originally started working on the mod right after Winter 19 when I settled on the 32 team League system back in December 2018, meaning that the Elite teams are in their Winter 19 finishing orders while the Babbies are in alphabetical order, all teams are from the nation of Kekistan, replacing Gibraltar and the nation was changed wholesale from cities to currency to completely wipe Russia from the records and allowing Kekistan to write its own history. As for squads I just the latest squads as of August-September 2019 (so before Autumn) with the exception of /vg/ who had an "All-Star" team since the /vg/ League isn't in the mod and even if it was, promotion into /vg/ wouldn't be possible.

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  The /gd/ squad before they got their asses handed to them

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  Here's your Winter 2020 predictions bro

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  The Elite League team selection screen with /gd/ selected

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  The Babby League team selection screen with /i/ selected

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  Never. Again.

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  /3/ and /s4s/ playing at Stadium.blend

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  Utah Teapot scores a benuldy

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  Patrick Bateman gets Trollposted

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  >blender taps it in for the 2nd goal

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  Blooters are also a thing here as WIP shows

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  Tris BTFO saves a Keksandra shot

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  WHERE'S THE MAN MARKING?

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  The match results

Tournaments

Tournaments Hosted

• 8 Years of Rigging (Redux Cup 1)
• 4CC vs UCL
• Winter Solstice (Redux Cup 2)

Tournament Ideas

Help me lads, I've got too many.

Summer 14 Redux

If I ever choose to do it, it would be on the same year (or after) the Winter 13 redux which would act as the finale of the year-by-year reduxes and then jump up to PES 14 and Summer 14, this would mean that I would have to hold qualifiers to get into the Winter 14 redux with the boards that never competed in a Redux Series tournament or didn't do very well with teams that did get into the Round of 16 in Winter 13's redux but not in Summer 14. This would probably happen in Summer 2021 as Winter 13 redux would be in Winter 2021, but that clashes with the 10 Years of Rigging idea so it would probably be done in Summer 2022 if the 10 Years of Rigging tournament goes ahead.

Format & Rules

• 32 teams in proper tournament
• 12 to 16 teams in 1 day qualifiers, winner of each match makes it to main tournament
• 1.04 patch
• All yellow conditions and top motivation
• Eggsdra Diem and Benuldies activated
• 10 minute games
• Remove bad AI script, passing support 100
• Superstar difficulty
• 4 Substitutions allowed in Round of 16 onwards
• Using Autumn 14 save but with Summer 14 players

Example
It's a bit too early to give an example, but i'll try to do so anyways. The qualifiers should have an even mix of teams that did well in the Winter 13 Redux but didn't get into the real Summer 14,  /asp/ was founded in May 2013 and the latest Redux would be of Winter 13 so they'd be put in the qualifiers, the winner would take their spot in Pot 1, their opponent would be the best team that didn't get into Summer 14, using the real Winter 13 results, that would be a /asp/  vs  /cm/ matchup for a Pot 1 spot and so on and so on until we have our 32 teams.

Ideally, every match should be a Redux Series-historied team vs a Summer 14 team that never played in a Redux Series tournament, but if it's lopsided then the lopsided teams will play eachother.

Qualifier Teams
This will be updated with the teams that are guaranteed a qualifiers start in a potential Summer 14 redux.
1. /asp/ (founded after Winter 13, in Summer 14 - Pot 1)
2. /e/ (founded after Winter 13, in Summer 14 - Pot 3)
3. /gd/ (founded after Winter 13, in Summer 14 - Pot 3)
3. /wsg/ (founded after Winter 13, in Summer 14 - Pot 4)
4. /lgbt/ (founded after Winter 13, in Summer 14 - Pot 4)
6. /s4s/ (founded after Winter 13, in Summer 14 - Pot 4)
7. /fa/ (8YOR champions, not in Summer 14 - Qualifier spot guaranteed)
8.
9.
10.
11.
12.

Qualifier Matches
I actually have enough teams to lay this out, subject to change.

• Match 1 : /asp/  vs  TBD (Winner to Group G)
• Match 2 : /e/  vs  TBD (Winner to Group C)
• Match 3 : /gd/  vs  TBD (Winner to Group A)
• Match 4 : /wsg/  vs  TBD (Winner to Group A)
• Match 4 : /lgbt/  vs  TBD (Winner to Group E)
• Match 5 : /s4s/  vs  /fa/ (Winner to Group G)

Issues:

• Time, time is quite a big one since I'm aiming for the Summer window, something that should be taken by the Summer Cup itself, so I would have to do it after like i did with the 8YOR, plus it would be a full cup rerun as usual, so I would have to avoid clashing with other invitationals and still do an 8 day invitational with a 1 day qualifier.
• Clashing, I can't clash with other invitationals or the Summer Cup itself in order to even be worth a watch, yes it does have the fact that it uses real teams and an older PES but I don't want to be a nuisance.
• Files, I don't have everything yet (logos mostly) so I would be unable to host an accurate tournament and would look incomplete, I'm still looking for files though.

Winner Stays On

A tournament that starts with the 2 lowest ranked teams, winner from that match faces the rank above and so on until whoever won all those matches faces the top ranked team, yes it's unfair that the #1 ranked team can just shithouse their way past the team that had to go through all the shit but so is the nature of winner stays on. It's probably gonna be on PES 14 (1.04 luckily) since I find it A E S T H E T I C.

Example: The 2 lowest ranked teams heading into Summer 14: /3/ (55) vs /hm/ (56), winner would take on /out/ (54) and so on until they reached /trv/, the top team before Summer 14.

80CM players Tournament

After Horizons fucked up his player's height and got a penguin-looking midget that shouldn't even be possible on PES 18 I instantly got curious on how it played football and if having 2 teams with 80cm manlets was even possible, my computer isn't that capable of hosting a PES 18 invitational (on the Summer 19 save since that had good games) so that idea just sits there, I'm most likely gonna revisit it once I'm done with The Redux Series and got a better computer since that's my main goal.

Example: Probably just an 8 team cup with 80cm players, I have no idea what the fuck to expect, most likely gonna be called the Messi Growth Hormones Cup

10 Years of Rigging

A spiritual successor to the 8 Years of Rigging that isn't The Redux Series, this would be a PES 11 Invitational with every single team that participated in the 4CC's history, a 64 team bracket to decide which team has been the best in 4chan Cup's history, would be hosted in August 2021 and this would probably be fucking massive to coordinate since I'd actually have to go around asking every single manager to make a PES 11 export of their team and make those myself for teams that are dead.

Example: 64 teams in a single-elimination knockout bracket, would be 4 days of 8 matches, Summer 11 rules (so basically 3 golds, rest 66s and what is height abuse) with every single team that participated in the 4CC, would have to overwrite both PES League and D2 Leagues entirely alongside some unlicensed teams in Europe. Played in the Champions League mode on Watch Match mode, no managing unless managers are clambering to take part.

Test Cups

This is basically my sandbox, expect autism.

The /myteam/ Bowl

The /myteam/ Bowl
Tournament details
Host board	/fsx/
Dates	26 September 2019
Teams	8
Final positions
Champion	/pol/
Runner-up	/wsg/
Third	/3/
Fourth	/sp/
Tournament statistics Matches 8 Goals scored 16 (2 per match) Top scorer(s) Stormfront (3 goals) Top assister(s) >statkeeping Golden Glove Deal With It (2 Clean Sheets) Best player Stormfront Yellow cards 2 (0.25 per match) Red cards 0 (0 per match)
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The /myteam/ Bowl
User:AviationRigger#Winner Stays On Demo

I shamelessly put 8 teams I like in PES 14 and see them face eachother, this is also a testing grounds for a potential Summer 14 Redux Cup and the Winner Stays On tournament I talked about earlier.

Teams
In the order of my preference, it is muh test cup after all.

•  /sp/ (My actual main team and the only one I'd manage if the occasion arose)
•  /pol/ (My first team in the 4CC, still root for them if /sp/ gets fuuuuuuuuuuucked)
•  /3/ (The fact that they didn't win Winter 19 hurts me still, lifelong since Autumn 18)
•  /wg/ (Who doesn't like wallpapers?)
•  /wsg/ (I'm a sucker for early cup history and 2014-era /wsg/ was quite fun)
•  /gd/ (Despite IT'S TWOOOO, I quite like the kat and their great aesthetics, lovable underdog)
•  /g/ (Lads, I use Windows and my processor is Intel- please stop laughing at me)
•  /s4s/ (Keksa- fun team that likes to pick a fight with teams i like, 7-3 never happened)

Rules
This is actually important since if I make a PES 14 cup these are approximately the rules i'll use (apart from no eggsdra diem).

• 1.04 patch
• All red conditions and top motivation
• Benuldies only, no ET
• 10 minute games
• Remove bad AI script, passing support 100
• Regular difficulty
• Europa League Mode, fuck the Corruption League
• Using Summer 14 save

Bracket
Teams were randomly drawn against eachother in a single-elimination tournament.

Quarter-finals

 [s4s]

0(4)

 /wsg/

0(5)

 /g/

1

 /sp/

4

 /wg/

1(4)

 /3/

1(5)

 /gd/

0

 /pol/

2

Semi-finals

 /wsg/

2

 /sp/

0

 /3/

1(7)

 /pol/

1(8)

Final

 /wsg/

1(7)

 /pol/

1(8)

Third Place Match

 /sp/

0

 /3/

1

Quarter-Finals
This shit uses Britbong time, just saying. >implying that matters for a test cup

		check these dubs.webm
26 September 2019	/s4s/	0–0	/wsg/
18:00 Note: /s4s/ didn't have their kits archived so they used the team that they overwrote's kits Man of the Match: Duane (6.5)				Old Trafford Attendance: Doctor Snirob G, Keming and a live deer someone managed to get past security
		Penalties
	[s4s]-tan Patrick Bateman :^) Wew Le Pig Shig	4–5	Big Shake Duane Dodger Leigh Roka Shibasaki 56 Chicken Nuggets

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		Football Robots Bowl
26 September 2019	/g/	1–4	/sp/
18:25 Note: /g/ didn't have their kits archived so they used the team that they overwrote's kits Man of the Match: USA USA USA (7.5)	XP-tan ;_;  7'		37' Messi  43', 82' Le Cut Inside Man  56' USA USA USA  75' Le Cut Inside Man	Estadio de Escorpião Attendance: Whoever keeps Fantasy Football servers online

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		Utah Teapot Wallpapers
26 September 2019	/wg/	1–1	/3/
18:51 Man of the Match: Colins Bear (7.5)	Desktop Thread  10'		77' Colins Bear	San Siro Attendance: Finished WIP
		Penalties
	Spacecat Cunt Destroyer Decartes Boss Nigger Desktop Thread	4–5	Colins Bear 3DS Max Maya Industry Standards Liquid

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		Racist Kerning Hell March
26 September 2019	/gd/	0–2	/pol/
19:18 Man of the Match: Stormfront (8.0)			32', 67' Stormfront	Wembley Stadium Attendance: Kerning with a really short moustache

Semi Finals

		Worksafe Sports
26 September 2019	/wsg/	2–0	/sp/
19:45 Note: /sp/ used the Juventus kit used in the "IT'S TWOOOOO" game to redeem it Man of the Match: Roka Shibasaki (7.0)	Dodger Leigh  29' Roka Shibasaki  74'			Juventus Stadium Attendance: Your angry boss, mad at the lack of productivity while you do races with swivel chairs

Match Stats
Possession (%) 53 47 Shots (on target) 6 0 (5) (0) Fouls (offside) 1 1 (1) (0) Corner Kicks 1 0 Free Kicks 0 1 Passes completed (%) 80 82 Crosses 4 1 Interceptions 4 4 Tackles 7 5 Saves 1 2

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		Nazi Janitor Custody Match
26 September 2019	/3/	1–1	/pol/
20:04 Man of the Match: Doompaul (6.5)	Maya  45+1'		18' Doompaul	Royal London Stadium Attendance: A 3D-Printed Hitler bust
		Penalties
	Colins Bear 3DS Max Maya Industry Standards Liquid >blender Learn to Draw Jiggle Physics	7–8	Doompaul Stormfront Jews Hitler Breivik Obongo Zimmerman Red Pill

Match Stats
Possession (%) 60 40 Shots (on target) 5 3 (1) (2) Fouls (offside) 0 0 (0) (0) Corner Kicks 1 0 Free Kicks 0 0 Passes completed (%) 84 76 Crosses 2 1 Interceptions 7 6 Tackles 5 3 Saves 0 0

Third Place Match

		/3/rd Place Trophy
26 September 2019	/sp/	0–1	/3/
20:43 Note: Decided to experiment with this match, this match was played on Superstar AI Man of the Match: Nazi Janitor (7.0)			56' Maya  89' >blender	FussBall Arena Attendance: The entire /gd/ and /a/ squads

Match Stats
Possession (%) 46 54 Shots (on target) 7 6 (6) (5) Fouls (offside) 1 1 (1) (0) Corner Kicks 3 3 Free Kicks 1 1 Passes completed (%) 75 85 Crosses 3 4 Interceptions 7 13 Tackles 3 3 Saves 4 6

Final

		The Nazi Office Workers Final
26 September 2019	/wsg/	1–1	/pol/
21:05 Note: Following impressive stats in the previous game, this game was also played with Superstar AI Man of the Match: Breivik (6.5)	Dodger Leigh  88'		9' Stormfront	Juventus Stadium Attendance: Hitler Youth and some laid-off employees
		Penalties
	Big Shake Duane Dodger Leigh Roka Shibasaki 56 Chicken Nuggets Cup Stacking Otter Boston Dynamics Stephen Colbert	7–8	Doompaul Stormfront Jews Hitler Breivik Obongo Zimmerman Red Pill

Match Stats
Possession (%) 42 58 Shots (on target) 4 3 (3) (2) Fouls (offside) 2 0 (0) (0) Corner Kicks 1 0 Free Kicks 0 2 Passes completed (%) 78 84 Crosses 3 0 Interceptions 7 11 Tackles 2 1 Saves 2 2

Boss Battle

		The Decision but it's for Sporting's managerial position
26 September 2019	Sporting CP	0–5	/pol/
22:22 Note: i cba to make sporting cup-legal, we suck anyways Man of the Match: Hitler (7.5)			6', 24' Stormfront  10', 43', 76' Hitler	Giuseppe Meazza Attendance: Paulo Bento

REAL Boss Battle

		The "Hat is great" Bowl
26 September 2019	/fa/	2–4	/pol/
22:40 Note: No clue how this result happened. Man of the Match: Stormfront (7.5)	Cole Mhor  79' Dick Owens  88'		3' Doompaul  24' Breivik  43', 48' Stormfront	Estádio da Luz Attendance: Hat and his son, Cap

Notable Events

• La Lata is the theme of this test cup, for no reason whatsoever.
• Torres Gemelas is the theme of the semis, final and third place trophy because it's where shit got tense.
• In [s4s] vs /wg/, Duane got a goal disallowed for offside and Shrek hit the trollbar and eventually Patrick Bateman got a 90++ denied by Deal With It, the score remained at 0-0 and benuldies decided it.
• USA USA USA got the first trollpost of the tournament, hitting the post against /g/.
• XP-tan ;_; got the first goal of the tournament in the second game against /sp/.
• USA USA USA scored a wonderful individual goal, running past 4 /g/ defenders until slotting it in from the edge of the box.
• Inexplicably, Stallman took the free kick against /sp/ and got away with it
• Also inexplicably, PES erroneously showed the scoreboard as /g/ beating /sp/.
• /3/ vs /wg/ had a total of 18 shots, with 9 of them being on target but yet only one goal each.
• Bliss made 5 saves to deny /3/ but yet the match went to penalties in which he couldn't save one and /wg/ crashed out.
• minimalism was robbed of a goal, Kerning's pass to him was offside but Obongo got the last touch that sent it into the net, this would've counted as an Obongo own goal but PES chalked it off for offside.
• Stormfront got the longest goal of the tournament with a blooter that hit the bar and went in.
• Deal With It was able to nutmeg Messi with a throw under his legs.
• Dodger Leigh scored a goal as there was absolutely no /sp/ defenders in her way.
• Dodger Leigh got a goal disallowed for offside despite being a foot behind her defender.
• IT'S TWOOOOOO repeated itself with a powerful shot from Roka Shibasaki.
• /sp/ didn't get a single shot whatsoever against /wsg/.
• Maya got trollposted twice in quick succession against /pol/.
• Colins Bear attempted a backheel past JIDF, Maya was there to literally walk the ball into the net. (Goal of the Tournament)
• Jiggle Physics' ka-pow killed /3/, no trophy for them once more.
• Maya got a backwards header past De Burrs to get third place against /sp/.
• /sp/ vs /3/ had a grand total of 10 goalkeeper saves with Nazi Janitor getting 6 and De Burrs getting 4.
• Red Pill and JIDF won two penalty shootouts for /pol/, the first against /3/ and the second against /wsg/.
• During goal kicks, the goalkeepers had a tendency to boot the ball to an opposing player, no goals were scored thanks to this however.

Conclusion
PES 14's results vary wildly, I can't even decide whether to stick to Regular or use Superstar, results are pretty tight either way but I want more goals as anyone does, I'll have to do more matches.

Final ranking

• Player of the Tournament: Stormfront
• Golden Boot: Stormfront - 3 Goals
• Golden Glove: Deal With It - 2 Clean Sheets

1.  /pol/
2.  /wsg/
3.  /3/
4.  /sp/

5.  /s4s/
6.  /wg/
7.  /gd/
8.  /g/

Winner Stays On Demo

Winner Stays On Demo
Tournament details
Host board	/fsx/
Dates	27 September 2019
Teams	6
Final positions
Champion	/trv/
Runner-up	/v/
Third	/a/
Fourth	/mlp/
Tournament statistics Matches 6 Goals scored 27 (4.5 per match) Top scorer(s) Gabe Newell (4 goals) Top assister(s) >statkeeping Golden Glove Hideki Kamiya (8 saves) Best player Gabe Newell Yellow cards 3 (0.5 per match) Red cards 0 (0 per match)
User:AviationRigger#The /myteam/ Bowl
Winner Stays On Demo
User:AviationRigger#Summer 14 Test Cup

This is a proof of concept that displays the Winner Stays On formula of having one team rise through the rankings until it reaches the #1 ranked team. There will only be 8 teams in this one since it's a demo, the real tournament should have every single 4CC team in the rankings.

In the tournament, the two lowest ranked teams would face eachother to kick off the tournament, in this case it would be /an/ (7) and /mu/ (8)
Teams
In order of rankings before Summer 2014.

•  /trv/ (1)
•  /a/ (2)
•  /mlp/ (3)
•  /wg/ (4)
•  /v/ (5)
•  /h/ (6)
•  /an/ (7)
•  /mu/ (8)

Rules
More or less the same as the last match.

• 1.04 patch
• All yellow conditions and top motivation
• Eggsdra Diem and Benuldies activated
• 10 minute games
• Remove bad AI script, passing support 100
• Superstar difficulty
• 4 Substitutions allowed
• Corruption League mode since this is meant to be a tournament where the champions advance
• Using Autumn 14 save

Match 1

27 September 2019	/an/	1–2 (a.e.t.)	/mu/
10:00 Note: The first half was really fucking terrible Man of the Match: Yeezus (6.5)	Spacebat  60'		77' Talentless Hack  95' MC Ride	Estádio da Luz Attendance: Who keeps smuggling deers in?

Match Stats
Possession (%) 53 47 Shots (on target) 2 2 (1) (2) Fouls (offside) 0 1 (0) (1) Corner Kicks 1 0 Free Kicks 1 0 Passes completed (%) 81 83 Crosses 3 1 Interceptions 5 9 Tackles 15 7 Saves 0 0

Match 2

27 September 2019	/mu/	0–0 (a.e.t.)	/h/
10:25 Note: The 90 minutes of this game was the best 0-0 I've ever seen. Why are all my benuldies the same? Man of the Match: Asuka (6.5)	Bjork  80'		91' Pomf-chan	San Siro Attendance: Dutch Government Officials
		Penalties
	Trout Mask Replica MC Ride The Deak 8.4 Best ReReissued Yung Lean	4–5	Asuka Titty Monster Incest Tachibana Delicious Brown

Match Stats
Possession (%) 53 47 Shots (on target) 6 8 (4) (4) Fouls (offside) 1 3 (0) (2) Corner Kicks 3 2 Free Kicks 3 1 Passes completed (%) 84 84 Crosses 3 2 Interceptions 6 11 Tackles 4 3 Saves 3 4

Match 3

27 September 2019	/v/	2–1	/h/
10:57 Note: The first half was great, the second not really. /h/'s Asuka was injured at 75' and did not return. Man of the Match: Gabe Newell (7.0)	Reggie Fils-Aime  8' Gabe Newell  25' Hideo Kojima  75'		12' Asuka	FussBall Arena Attendance: Rule 34 Moderators

Match Stats
Possession (%) 50 50 Shots (on target) 7 6 (7) (6) Fouls (offside) 3 3 (1) (2) Corner Kicks 2 2 Free Kicks 3 4 Passes completed (%) 80 90 Crosses 3 2 Interceptions 2 12 Tackles 7 3 Saves 4 4

Match 3

27 September 2019	/v/	5–1	/wg/
11:25 Note: Lads, I think /v/ might be the favourites here. Man of the Match: Gabe Newell (7.5)	Sen. Armstrong  36' Gabe Newell  65' Sanic  77' Reggie Fils-Aime  81' Console Peasant  86'		53' Cunt Destroyer	Estádio da Luz Attendance: Some fag that keeps making videogame wallpapers.

Match Stats
Possession (%) 52 48 Shots (on target) 12 5 (9) (3) Fouls (offside) 2 2 (1) (0) Corner Kicks 1 2 Free Kicks 2 2 Passes completed (%) 80 80 Crosses 2 2 Interceptions 13 13 Tackles 2 1 Saves 2 3

Match 4

27 September 2019	/v/	3–1	/mlp/
11:50 Note: Holy shit /v/ tone it down. Man of the Match: Reggie Fils-Aime (7.5)	Reggie Fils-Aime  23', 83' Gabe Newell  51'		10' >rape	Old Trafford Attendance: DrBorisG, the salesman of Them's Fightin' Herds

Match Stats
Possession (%) 48 52 Shots (on target) 7 9 (6) (3) Fouls (offside) 1 1 (0) (1) Corner Kicks 1 1 Free Kicks 1 1 Passes completed (%) 74 75 Crosses 2 2 Interceptions 10 15 Tackles 2 4 Saves 3 7

Match 5

27 September 2019	/v/	3–2	/a/
12:16 Note: CAN'T STOP THE GABEN Man of the Match: Gabe Newell (7.5)	Sanic  39' Gabe Newell  61', 90+6'		69' Bert is a Titan  88' GARcher	Juventus Stadium Attendance: /v/ and /a/ ultras fighting eachother in the stands

Match Stats
Possession (%) 44 56 Shots (on target) 5 5 (4) (3) Fouls (offside) 1 0 (1) (0) Corner Kicks 0 3 Free Kicks 1 1 Passes completed (%) 79 81 Crosses 3 8 Interceptions 10 12 Tackles 5 1 Saves 1 0

Match 6

		Grand Final
27 September 2019	/v/	1–5	/trv/
12:42 Note: Decided to experiment with random conditions, damn it /v/. Man of the Match: Superpornowat (7.5)	Gabe Newell  27'		13', 74', 83' Superpornowat  21' Sex Tourist  26' Couchsurfer Rapist	Estadio de Escorpião Attendance: Every new player in /trv/'s squad

Match Stats
Possession (%) 50 50 Shots (on target) 7 10 (2) (8) Fouls (offside) 1 1 (1) (0) Corner Kicks 0 4 Free Kicks 1 1 Passes completed (%) 81 72 Crosses 2 5 Interceptions 11 9 Tackles 5 6 Saves 3 2

Boss Match Winner of the WSO Demo and The /myteam/ Bowl.

27 September 2019	/pol/	0–1	/trv/
13:37 Note: Went back to yellow conditions, benuldies only. Man of the Match: Sex Tourist (6.5)			11' Sex Tourist  26' It's A Slow Board	FussBall Arena Attendance: Señor Hilter

Match Stats
Possession (%) 55 45 Shots (on target) 7 9 (5) (5) Fouls (offside) 1 1 (1) (0) Corner Kicks 1 1 Free Kicks 1 1 Passes completed (%) 79 83 Crosses 1 1 Interceptions 3 10 Tackles 3 8 Saves 4 4

Notable Events

• MC Ride's blooter was enough to give /mu/ the win over /an/ despite Take It To The Vet getting a hand on it.
• /mu/ vs /h/ was a match of goalkeepers as there was a total of 9 saves to keep the match at 1-1.
• Asuka had a wonderful goal ruled off for offside, chipped the goalkeeper, the goalkeeper saved it until Asuka rounded him and scored, sadly it was offside.
• Gabe Newell bullied 3 /h/ defenders off the ball to score his goal, Sanic's volley was saved and he just ploughed through them to tap it in.
• Hideo Kojima killed /h/'s Asuka, leaving them with no captain and down a medal.
• /h/ and /v/ had all their shots on target and 50/50 possession.
• Sen. Armstrong scored a squat toilet past /wg/.
• And following that, Gabe Newell was able to chip the goalkeeper to regain /v/'s lead.
• And following that, /wg/ fucking collapsed without a trace.
• Derpy Hooves made 7 saves against /v/ but couldn't prevent 3 from going in.
• Sanic got a through ball from /v/'s half of the pitch before scoring against /a/.
• Gaben scored a goal at an estimated 5th minute of 3 minutes added time.
• /v/'s goalkeeper Hideki Kamiya passed the ball straight to Sex Tourist for /trv/'s second goal.
• Reggie Fils-Aime hit the bar with a free kick, the closest anyone got to scoring a free kick.
• /trv/ pulled off the upset of the tournament, defeating the favourites /v/ by 4 goals.

Results

• Player of the Tournament: Gabe Newel - 3 Man of the Match Awards
• Golden Boot: Gabe Newell - 4 Goals
• Golden Glove: Hideki Kamiya - 14 Saves

Team	First Match	Kills	Killed By	Ded On Match	GF	GA	GD
/an/	Match 1	0	/mu/	Match 1	1	2	-1
/mu/	Match 1	1	/h/	Match 2	2	1	+1
/h/	Match 2	1	/v/	Match 3	1	2	-1
/wg/	Match 3	0	/v/	Match 3	1	5	-4
/mlp/	Match 4	0	/v/	Match 4	1	3	-2
/a/	Match 5	0	/v/	Match 5	2	3	-1
/v/	Match 3	4	/trv/	Match 6	14	10	+4
/trv/	Match 6	1			5	1	+4

Summer 14 Test Cup

Summer 14 Test Cup
Tournament details
Host board	/trv/
Dates	28-30 September 2019 (3 days)
Teams	32
Final positions
Champion	TBD
Runner-up	TBD
Third	TBD
Fourth	TBD
Tournament statistics Matches 32 Goals scored ( per match) Top scorer(s) Top assister(s) >statkeeping Golden Glove Best player N/A Yellow cards ( per match) Red cards 0 (0 per match)
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Summer 14 Test Cup
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This is probably going to be the last of my PES 14 test cups, this one is done to test the potential Summer 14 redux to see what teams are good with autopilot and which ones aren't, believe it or not, managers are the reason why we have matches that aren't just continuous 1-1 draws, even if 1.12 was utter shit, if a team is consistently boring I'll probably pimp up their tactics.

This is a one elimination 32 team bracket, the teams are exactly the same as of Summer 14 and their inaugural matches.
Rules
I'm still ironing these out.

• 1.04 patch
• Random conditions and top motivation
• Eggsdra Diem and Benuldies activated
• 10 minute games
• Remove bad AI script, passing support 100
• Superstar difficulty
• 4 Substitutions allowed
• Summer 14 save

Knockout Stage

Round of 32

 /trv/

0

 /gd/

1

 /sp/

1

 /wsg/

2

 /wg/

1

 /ic/

4

 /mu/

3(4)

 /k/

3(3)

 /f/

1

 /e/

2

 /an/

2

 /b/

0

 /h/

1

 /vg/

0

 /v/

3

 /ck/

2

 /mlp/

4

 /diy/

3

 /x/

2

 /lgbt/

1

 /a/

1(3)

 /u/

1(4)

 /cgl/

1

 /hr/

0

 /asp/

2

 /pol/

1

 /soc/

0

 [s4s]

1

 /toy/

1

 /tg/

2

 /gif/

1

 /po/

2

Round of 16

 /gd/

4(4)

 /wsg/

4(5)

 /ic/

4

 /mu/

1

 /e/

0

 /an/

1

 /h/

3

 /v/

1

 /mlp/

2

 /x/

1

 /u/

3

 /cgl/

2

 /asp/

0

 [s4s]

1

 /tg/

2

 /po/

1

Quarter-finals

 /wsg/

2

 /ic/

1

 /an/

1

 /h/

6

 /mlp/

5

 /u/

1

 [s4s]

4

 /tg/

0

Semi-finals

 /wsg/

2

 /h/

0

 /mlp/

1

 [s4s]

3

Finals

 /wsg/

 [s4s]

Third Place Match

 /h/

 /mlp/

Round of 32

		Kerning's Holiday
28 September 2019	/trv/	0–1	/gd/
10:55 Man of the Match: Helvetica (6.5)			38' Helvetica	Wembley Stadium Attendance: British Tourists, the worst kind of tourists

Match Stats
Possession (%) 45 55 Shots (on target) 2 7 (1) (4) Fouls (offside) 1 0 (1) (0) Corner Kicks 1 1 Free Kicks 0 1 Passes completed (%) 84 86 Crosses 2 2 Interceptions 5 3 Tackles 3 2 Saves 3 1

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		Football Gifs
28 September 2019	/sp/	1–2 (a.e.t.)	/wsg/
11:09 Man of the Match: Big Shake (7.5)	USA USA USA  69'		59', 111' Big Shake	Stade de France Attendance: Bryan_Ruiz.gif

Match Stats
Possession (%) 61 39 Shots (on target) 10 7 (5) (5) Fouls (offside) 1 1 (1) (1) Corner Kicks 2 2 Free Kicks 1 1 Passes completed (%) 79 80 Crosses 3 3 Interceptions 5 15 Tackles 9 1 Saves 4 5

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		Your Wallpaper is Shit
28 September 2019	/wg/	1–4	/ic/
11:36 Note: Lads, I think I made PES 14 fun. Man of the Match: Bob Ross (7.5)	Spacecat  6'		11' Main Dude  58' Wet on Wet  72', 79' Bob Ross	Estádio da Luz Attendance: /i/rene

Match Stats
Possession (%) 47 53 Shots (on target) 10 18 (8) (15) Fouls (offside) 3 0 (2) (0) Corner Kicks 3 3 Free Kicks 0 3 Passes completed (%) 76 80 Crosses 3 3 Interceptions 9 5 Tackles 3 1 Saves 5 6

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		The Ol' War Song
28 September 2019	/mu/	3–3 (a.e.t.)	/k/
18:25 Note: I had to reinstall PES 14 before this match. Another corner begins! Struck at 18', 72 minutes were played and a good attack give or take for added time. Man of the Match: Deagle Brand Deagle (6.5)	MC Ride  2' Talentless Hack  11', 102'		15', 93' Zergface  34' Deagle Brand Deagle	Old Trafford Attendance: Rhodesians that do die
		Penalties
	Talentless Hack MC Ride The Deak 8.4 Best Rereissued Jeff Mangum	4–3	Zergface Deagle Brand Deagle Navy Seal Pasta Moist Nugget Vining

Added the previous 2-1 scoreline as shots and on target and the corner that lead to the game being restarted.

Match Stats
Possession (%) 54 46 Shots (on target) 10 10 (9) (8) Fouls (offside) 0 0 (0) (0) Corner Kicks 3 1 Free Kicks 0 0 Passes completed (%) 87 79 Crosses 2 2 Interceptions 12 6 Tackles 3 2 Saves 3 4

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		I don't even want to make a name for this
28 September 2019	/f/	1–2 (a.e.t.)	/e/
20:16 Man of the Match: Yoko Littner (7.0)	Daily Dose  36'		11', 115' Yoko Littner	Wembley Stadium Attendance: The Doctor

Match Stats
Possession (%) 63 37 Shots (on target) 9 7 (6) (5) Fouls (offside) 0 0 (0) (0) Corner Kicks 4 0 Free Kicks 0 0 Passes completed (%) 84 80 Crosses 5 2 Interceptions 11 8 Tackles 7 3 Saves 3 5

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		The Longcat Bowl
28 September 2019	/an/	2–0	/b/
20:34 Man of the Match: Spacebat (7.0)	Honeybadger  2' Spacebat  30'			Estadio de Escorpião Attendance: Shiroi the Longcat

Match Stats
Possession (%) 58 42 Shots (on target) 5 3 (3) (2) Fouls (offside) 0 0 (0) (0) Corner Kicks 0 0 Free Kicks 0 0 Passes completed (%) 88 80 Crosses 1 0 Interceptions 5 7 Tackles 2 4 Saves 1 3

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		/hgg2d/
28 September 2019	/h/	1–0	/vg/
20:58 Man of the Match: Titty Monster (7.0)	Asuka  69'			Wembley Stadium Attendance: Fucking Weebs, i swear to god

Match Stats
Possession (%) 52 48 Shots (on target) 4 2 (4) (1) Fouls (offside) 1 0 (1) (0) Corner Kicks 1 0 Free Kicks 0 1 Passes completed (%) 85 80 Crosses 1 2 Interceptions 6 5 Tackles 4 2 Saves 1 2

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		The Burger Shot Bowl
28 September 2019	/v/	3–2	/ck/
21:37 Man of the Match: Gabe Newell (7.0)	Console Peasant  5' Gabe Newell  24' Reggie Fils-Aime  62' Hideo Kojima  35'		14' Pink Himalayan Salt  22' Nachos	Burg Stadium Attendance: Niko and his cousin, Roman

Match Stats
Possession (%) 51 49 Shots (on target) 8 10 (5) (9) Fouls (offside) 1 1 (0) (0) Corner Kicks 1 4 Free Kicks 1 1 Passes completed (%) 80 74 Crosses 2 4 Interceptions 13 6 Tackles 2 5 Saves 6 2

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		Build-A-Pony
28 September 2019	/mlp/	4–3 (a.e.t.)	/diy/
22:16 Note: Match of the tournament, surely. Man of the Match: >rape (7.5)	>rape  14' Cheeselegs  77' Best Pony  81' Fuck Your Marker  114'		31' MacGyver  35' Shipping Containers  51' Google it First	Burg Stadium Attendance: The guys who made the Lyra Plushie

Match Stats
Possession (%) 48 52 Shots (on target) 10 7 (10) (6) Fouls (offside) 0 0 (0) (0) Corner Kicks 4 0 Free Kicks 0 0 Passes completed (%) 84 87 Crosses 6 0 Interceptions 10 9 Tackles 7 4 Saves 3 4

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		Spooky Faggots Bowl
28 September 2019	/x/	2–1	/lgbt/
22:50 Note: /lgbt/'s Am I Gay? was injured at 47' and returned at 51'. Man of the Match: /x/-tan (7.0)	Pyramid Head  35' Cthulu  72' SCP Series  47'		16' Am I Gay?	San Siro Attendance: The gays that don't even exist

Match Stats
Possession (%) 49 51 Shots (on target) 7 2 (5) (2) Fouls (offside) 2 0 (0) (0) Corner Kicks 1 1 Free Kicks 0 2 Passes completed (%) 74 80 Crosses 3 2 Interceptions 11 10 Tackles 4 2 Saves 1 4

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		The Sisterlyb Owl
29 September 2019	/a/	1–1 (a.e.t.)	/u/
10:10 Man of the Match: Sumisumi (7.0)	Cowboy Bebop  49'		38' Teru Time  84' Spontaneous Combustion	FussBall Arena Attendance: I really gotta start banning weeb teams
		Penalties
	Meguca Bert is a Titan Chaika Tomoko Oyasumi Punpun	3–4	Purest Form of Love Homucifer Ruined Birthday Party Macarons

Match Stats
Possession (%) 50 50 Shots (on target) 7 4 (6) (2) Fouls (offside) 0 3 (0) (1) Corner Kicks 2 0 Free Kicks 4 0 Passes completed (%) 80 82 Crosses 6 2 Interceptions 8 9 Tackles 4 5 Saves 1 4

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		High Resolution Drama
29 September 2019	/cgl/	1–0	/hr/
10:47 Note: This is the worst 1-0 win you'll ever see, /hr/ got refballed to shit. Man of the Match: Maguma's Shirt (7.5)	J Nig  33'		39' Astronomy	Giuseppe Meazza Attendance: That one guy who managed /hr/

Match Stats
Possession (%) 41 59 Shots (on target) 3 11 (3) (7) Fouls (offside) 0 6 (0) (4) Corner Kicks 2 0 Free Kicks 6 0 Passes completed (%) 69 78 Crosses 4 6 Interceptions 8 9 Tackles 2 1 Saves 6 2

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		THE GAY COMMUNITY?
29 September 2019	/asp/	2–1 (a.e.t.)	/pol/
11:16 Man of the Match: cenawinslol (7.0)	cenawinslol  7' American Dragon  99'		47' Doompaul	Juventus Stadium Attendance: The Summer of 45

Match Stats
Possession (%) 49 51 Shots (on target) 6 8 (6) (5) Fouls (offside) 0 2 (0) (2) Corner Kicks 2 2 Free Kicks 2 0 Passes completed (%) 79 85 Crosses 4 4 Interceptions 15 9 Tackles 1 7 Saves 3 3

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		The Keksandra's a Camwhore Derby
29 September 2019	/soc/	0–1	/s4s/
11:42 Man of the Match: [s4s]-tan (6.5)			73' [s4s]-tan	Wembley Stadium Attendance: /n/ because Keksandra's the town bicycle

Match Stats
Possession (%) 56 44 Shots (on target) 4 2 (3) (2) Fouls (offside) 1 1 (1) (0) Corner Kicks 0 0 Free Kicks 1 1 Passes completed (%) 87 85 Crosses 0 1 Interceptions 9 6 Tackles 4 5 Saves 1 3

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		Thin Your Figurines
29 September 2019	/toy/	1–2 (a.e.t.)	/tg/
12:02 Man of the Match: Creed (7.0)	Woody  9' O.T. Chainsaw  34'		20' Doomrider  109' Creed	Estádio da Luz Attendance: That Fucking Guy

Match Stats
Possession (%) 54 46 Shots (on target) 7 2 (5) (2) Fouls (offside) 2 2 (1) (1) Corner Kicks 2 1 Free Kicks 2 2 Passes completed (%) 88 84 Crosses 3 3 Interceptions 9 6 Tackles 4 7 Saves 0 4

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		Paper Plane Headshot Gif
29 September 2019	/gif/	1–2	/po/
12:30 Man of the Match: Paper Plane (7.0)	Epic Cumshot Guy  16' Epic Cumshot Guy  10'		12' Paper Plane  72' Graphig  45+1' Moneygami	Old Trafford Attendance: Hansell Riojas

Match Stats
Possession (%) 49 51 Shots (on target) 6 3 (5) (3) Fouls (offside) 2 3 (1) (0) Corner Kicks 2 1 Free Kicks 3 2 Passes completed (%) 77 79 Crosses 1 2 Interceptions 15 11 Tackles 4 1 Saves 1 4

Round of 16

		/wsg/'s Logo Redesign
29 September 2019	/gd/	4–4 (a.e.t.)	/wsg/
12:52 Note: /wsg/ fucking turned it around Also what's with all the ones? Man of the Match: Helvetica (8.5)	Helvetica  21', 31' Fuck You, Pay Me  41' Kerning  101'		61', 90+1' Duane  81' Dodger Leigh  111' Big Shake	Stade de France Attendance: Kerning, as fucking always
		Penalties
	Kerning Fuck You, Pay Me Portfolio Inspiration Helvetica Le Pig Shig	4–5	Big Shake Duane Dodger Leigh Roka Shibasaki 56 Chicken Nuggets

Match Stats
Possession (%) 50 50 Shots (on target) 7 11 (5) (8) Fouls (offside) 1 0 (0) (0) Corner Kicks 1 1 Free Kicks 0 1 Passes completed (%) 82 81 Crosses 2 4 Interceptions 7 12 Tackles 4 3 Saves 4 1

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		Your Music Taste is Shit
29 September 2019	/ic/	4–1	/mu/
13:42 Man of the Match: Wet on Wet (7.0)	Bob Ross  16' Wet on Wet  61', 71' Loomis  88'		20' MC Ride	Juventus Stadium Attendance: Ownthony Goaltano

Match Stats
Possession (%) 44 56 Shots (on target) 9 6 (8) (6) Fouls (offside) 3 3 (2) (1) Corner Kicks 2 1 Free Kicks 3 3 Passes completed (%) 72 84 Crosses 2 3 Interceptions 8 13 Tackles 1 3 Saves 5 4

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		Orgy Dog Bowl
29 September 2019	/e/	0–1 (a.e.t.)	/an/
14:27 Note: Extra Time was so much better than regular time. Man of the Match: Leopard Gecko (7.0)			105+1' Spacebat  114' Walrus Overlord	San Siro Attendance: The /wg/ squad on holiday

Match Stats
Possession (%) 52 48 Shots (on target) 4 4 (2) (4) Fouls (offside) 2 2 (1) (0) Corner Kicks 2 1 Free Kicks 2 2 Passes completed (%) 79 77 Crosses 5 2 Interceptions 13 17 Tackles 4 2 Saves 2 2

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		/h/entai /v/idya
29 September 2019	/h/	3–1	/v/
15:05 Note: /v/'s Hideo Kojima is suspended for this match The match in which /v/ were dethroned. F ;_;7 Man of the Match: Titty Monster (7.5)	Titty Monster  21' Delicious Flat Chest  52' Asuka  52'		64' Gabe Newell	Konami Stadium Attendance: 60,000 Faceless Fat Guys

Match Stats
Possession (%) 60 40 Shots (on target) 10 5 (9) (3) Fouls (offside) 0 2 (0) (0) Corner Kicks 3 1 Free Kicks 2 2 Passes completed (%) 82 72 Crosses 5 2 Interceptions 11 7 Tackles 2 2 Saves 2 3

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		Nightmare Night Derby
29 September 2019	/mlp/	2–1	/x/
15:37 Man of the Match: >rape (7.0)	>rape  4', 66'		61' SCP Series	Old Trafford Attendance: It may look like there's nobody, but ghosts are attending

Match Stats
Possession (%) 46 54 Shots (on target) 4 8 (4) (7) Fouls (offside) 0 2 (0) (0) Corner Kicks 1 2 Free Kicks 2 0 Passes completed (%) 75 76 Crosses 3 5 Interceptions 9 10 Tackles 0 1 Saves 4 1

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		Lesbian Drama
29 September 2019	/u/	3–2	/cgl/
15:59 Note: /u/'s Spontaneous Combustion is suspended for this match Man of the Match: Homucifer (7.5)	Purest Form of Love  38' Homucifer  52', 69'		17', 33' Yaya's Tatas	Juventus Stadium Attendance: WorldStar Users

Match Stats
Possession (%) 54 46 Shots (on target) 8 3 (7) (3) Fouls (offside) 0 1 (0) (1) Corner Kicks 2 0 Free Kicks 1 0 Passes completed (%) 85 80 Crosses 3 2 Interceptions 9 7 Tackles 4 1 Saves 1 4

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		Alternative Sayings
29 September 2019	/asp/	0–1	/s4s/
16:23 Man of the Match: [s4s]-tan (6.5)			21' [s4s]-tan	San Siro Attendance: Urban Dictionary Users

Match Stats
Possession (%) 44 56 Shots (on target) 0 5 (0) (4) Fouls (offside) 2 0 (1) (0) Corner Kicks 0 1 Free Kicks 0 2 Passes completed (%) 87 83 Crosses 2 4 Interceptions 5 4 Tackles 6 7 Saves 4 0

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		Emprah Origami
29 September 2019	/tg/	2–1	/po/
16:47 Man of the Match: Creed (7.0)	Doomrider  8' Jace  62' /tg/ Chess  76'		64' Template	Estadio del Nuevo Triunfo Attendance: The Emprah himself

Match Stats
Possession (%) 56 44 Shots (on target) 7 5 (7) (4) Fouls (offside) 2 1 (0) (1) Corner Kicks 3 1 Free Kicks 2 2 Passes completed (%) 81 85 Crosses 5 2 Interceptions 10 6 Tackles 0 2 Saves 3 5

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Quarter-Finals

		Worksafe Criticism
29 September 2019	/wsg/	2–1 (a.e.t.)	/ic/
17:20 Note: This underdogs' match did not disappoint in the slightest. Man of the Match: Cup Stacking Otter (6.5)	Duane  35' Big Shake  112'		49' Loomis	Estádio da Luz Attendance: Your Boss, once again

Match Stats
Possession (%) 50 50 Shots (on target) 7 5 (7) (2) Fouls (offside) 3 3 (3) (2) Corner Kicks 2 1 Free Kicks 3 3 Passes completed (%) 68 76 Crosses 3 2 Interceptions 13 22 Tackles 4 2 Saves 1 6

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		Orgy Dog Bowl 2
29 September 2019	/an/	1–6	/h/
17:51 Note: /an/ tried so hard to claw back level, they concede once and they're dead. Man of the Match: Asuka (7.5)	Honeybadger  44'		16' Reika Kitami  67' Asuka  73' Kneesocks  81', 83' Delicious Brown  88' Titty Monster	Stade de France Attendance: The guy who drew the Deer+Keksandra comic

Match Stats
Possession (%) 51 49 Shots (on target) 6 12 (5) (12) Fouls (offside) 2 0 (1) (0) Corner Kicks 1 1 Free Kicks 0 2 Passes completed (%) 85 88 Crosses 1 0 Interceptions 4 10 Tackles 4 0 Saves 6 2

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		The HI ANON! Memorial Bowl
29 September 2019	/mlp/	5–1	/u/
18:18 Note: /u/'s defence shat itself so hard, god damn. Man of the Match: >rape (8.5)	Best Pony  3' >rape  41', 73', 82', 90+3'		48' Teru Time	Konami Stadium Attendance: HI ANON!

Match Stats
Possession (%) 45 55 Shots (on target) 7 7 (7) (6) Fouls (offside) 2 1 (0) (0) Corner Kicks 1 2 Free Kicks 1 0 Passes completed (%) 83 86 Crosses 2 6 Interceptions 3 5 Tackles 4 4 Saves 4 2

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		Praying for Numbers Bowl
29 September 2019	/s4s/	4–0	/tg/
18:43 Man of the Match: Patrick Bateman (7.0)	Patrick Bateman  11', 43' [s4s]-tan  85', 89'			FussBall Arena Attendance: A totally fair dice.

Match Stats
Possession (%) 53 47 Shots (on target) 8 7 (6) (5) Fouls (offside) 0 0 (0) (0) Corner Kicks 2 3 Free Kicks 0 0 Passes completed (%) 90 89 Crosses 4 3 Interceptions 4 5 Tackles 1 2 Saves 3 2

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Semi-Finals

		Worksafe Hentai...? How?
30 September 2019	/wsg/	2–0	/h/
15:41 Man of the Match: Duane (7.5)	Big Shake  66' Duane  74'			Konami Stadium Attendance: The Janitors

Match Stats
Possession (%) 44 56 Shots (on target) 7 4 (6) (2) Fouls (offside) 1 1 (0) (0) Corner Kicks 3 0 Free Kicks 1 1 Passes completed (%) 74 83 Crosses 3 2 Interceptions 8 6 Tackles 2 4 Saves 2 4

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		Friendshipb Owl
30 September 2019	/mlp/	1–3	/s4s/
16:52 Man of the Match: Patrick Bateman (7.5)	Fuck Your Marker  82'		6' [s4s]-tan  33', 89' Patrick Bateman	Old Trafford Attendance: /merit/

Match Stats
Possession (%) 51 49 Shots (on target) 9 6 (6) (5) Fouls (offside) 1 3 (0) (1) Corner Kicks 4 2 Free Kicks 3 1 Passes completed (%) 82 83 Crosses 7 4 Interceptions 8 8 Tackles 0 1 Saves 3 5

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Third Place Match

		Horsefuckers Bowl
30 September 2019	/h/	–	/mlp/
00:00				Attendance: /merit/, again

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Final

		Unstoppable Force vs Unmovable Object
30 September 2019	/wsg/	–	/s4s/
00:00				Attendance: A reminder that you can do it

Notable Events

• /trv/ vs /gd/ was awful.
• Big Shake had an absolutely wonderful goal to sink /sp/, a long-range shot in off the bar.
• Cunt Destroyer had a disallowed goal against /ic/, just barely offside.
• All of the /ic/ goals were thanks to Bliss fumbling a save.
• MC Ride scored the second fastest goal of the tournament in 1 minutes and 45 seconds against /k/.
• The "Another corner begins!" glitch happened in the 18th minute of /k/ vs /mu/ and since it was watch matches mode, the match had to be restarted and played on aggregate.
• Yung Lean and Jeff Mangum had 3 chances to score all in a row in extra time, /k/'s defender forced a corner with the goalkeeper out of the picture.
• Jeff Mangum and Vining both missed their penalties in a row, giving /mu/ a 4-3 win.
• Daily Dose scored a rotating volley against /e/ to tie the match.
• Dr. Dick had a chance on a plate to equalise in the 120th minute against /e/, it hit the post and went out.
• Despite being overrun by /f/, /e/ were able to win in extra time.
• Honeybadger scored the fastest goal of the tournament in 1 minutes and 33 seconds against /b/.
• Titty Monster had a goal wrongly chalked off for offside against /vg/, the referee judged it as an offside call when she was just on par with her defender.
• Asuka scored against /vg/ thanks to a defensive mistake, she was able to steal the ball and easily slot it in, that decided the game.
• Much like in the previous tournament, /v/ scored a squat toilet via Console Peasant.
• Gabe Newell scored thanks to Iron Cast Skillet fumbling the ball into the goal.
• Hideo Kojima almost scored an own goal against /ck/, it was denied by the post.
• Hideo Kojima was later red carded from a tackle from behind against Nachos.
• At the very end of /ck/ vs /v/, Pink Himalayan Salt's chip was saved to earn /v/ the win.
• Goalkeeper fumbling seems to be a trend in this cup as >rape got the opening goal against /diy/ that way.
• And then, Derpy Hooves fumbled the ball onto the post, allowing MacGyver to tap it in.
• During the attack, MacGyver completely forgot where the ball was, 1.12 pls leave.
• /diy/ dropped their spaghetti in defence and allowed Fuck Your Marker to score.
• /diy/ fookin slipped.
• Am I Gay? scored the second squat toilet of the tournament past /x/
• Pyramid Head scored a superb volley past the /lgbt/ goalkeeper to tie up the game.
• Teru Time's goal was arguably offside, can't tell.
• /u/ had a 120++ header denied by the crossbar.
• /cgl/ vs /hr/ was riddled with refereeing mistakes, I almost replayed it just because of the times that /hr/ got refballed out of existence, offside calls that weren't offside, hell even at one point they passed it to a player that was well onside by about 2 car lengths and it got ruled offside and when /hr/ got a dangerous 90+++ throw-in, the referee blew for full time.
• cenawinslol scored for /asp/ thanks to /pol/ goalkeeper JIDF spilling the ball into the net.
• Doompaul's goal came thanks to an /asp/ player giving away a throw-in for a /pol/ corner and then Doompaul tapped it in.
• In /asp/ vs /pol/, refereeing decisions were also questionable with dubious offside calls.
• Creed stunned /toy/ with a wonderful goal, a cross from the halfway line then headed on by Creed into the net.
• Paper Plane scored a stunning volley after a deflection against /gif/.
• /wsg/ had clawed back a 3 goal deficit against /gd/
• In /wsg/ vs /gd/, every goal minute ended on a 1.
• Bob Ross was able to score past /mu/ thanks to a Merzbow save.
• MC Ride's shot hit both posts before going in against /ic/.
• Titty Monster's goal came from a defensive blunder, leaving her a simple tap-in.
• Asuka scored after Reika Kitami's backheel was saved by the goalkeeper.
• While trying to pass it back to Derpy Hooves, Twilight Sparkle hit the cross so hard that it went past Derpy and into the crossbar, we almost saw the world's greatest own goal here.
• >rape's longshot was enough to separate /x/ and /mlp/.
• /asp/ didn't have a single shot against [s4s] for the entire match.
• /tg/ vs /po/ was near impossible to see thanks to the pitch being all white, justlike a sheet of paper, yet /po/ couldn't harness the power of paper to win.
• /ic/ goalkeeper Tehmeh made two incredible saves to deny Duane an individual goal, one being a one on one and the other being a rebound from a sharp angle.
• Big Shake's shot hit both posts and went out, however Duane was there to tap it in for the opening goal.
• Honeybadger's out of the box long-ranger was enough to tie it up between /an/ and /h/.
• Asuka scored against /an/ once more thanks to Titty Monster's shot getting saved.
• /an/ got the single largest assblasting in the tournament after being level at half time, /h/ scored 5 goals in 21 minutes.
• >rape scored the tournament's first hattrick after /u/'s defence shat itself.
• Emprah forgot where the ball was during a cross from [s4s], allowing Patrick Bateman to tap it in while he just stood there.
• [s4s]-tan dummies the goalkeeper, making him fall to the ground and slotting it into an empty net to make it 3-0.
• Big Shake's usual move is long-range shots having scored 3 goals that way.
• [s4s] didn't concede a single goal until the semi-finals, giving one up to /mlp/.

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