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Roster
Roster
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{{sq start player |no=11 |pos=GK |name=<span class="explain" title="Leicester">CHAT SHIT GET BANGED}}
{{sq start player |no=11 |pos=GK |name=<span class="explain" title="Newcastle">Fat Spanish Waiter}}
{{sq start player |no=10 |pos=LB |name=<span class="explain" title="Southampton"><span style="color: #dd0000; font-size: 100%">>>>/liverpool/</span>}}
{{sq start player |no=10 |pos=LB |name=<span class="explain" title="Huddersfield">Literally Who}}
{{sq start player |no=9 |pos=RB |name=<span class="explain" title="Newcastle">Fat Spanish Waiter}}
{{sq start player |no=9 |pos=RB |name=<span class="explain" title="Watford">A FUCKING MOOSE}}
{{sq start player |no=8 |pos=CB |name=<span class="explain" title="Watford">A FUCKING MOOSE}}
{{sq start player |no=8 |pos=CB |name=<span class="explain" title="Brighton">{{greentext|the gay community}}}}
{{sq start player |no=7 |pos=CB |name=<span class="explain" title="Burnley">The New Leicester}}
{{sq start player |no=7 |pos=CB |name=<span class="explain" title="Burnley">The New Leicester}}
{{sq start player |no=6 |pos=CMF |name=<span class="explain" title="Liverpool">Kult-Kloppo "Jürgen" Klopp}}
{{sq start player |no=6 |pos=CMF |name=<span class="explain" title="Liverpool">Kult-Kloppo "Jürgen" Klopp}}
{{sq start player |no=5 |pos=CMF |name=<span class="explain" title="Arsenal">WENGER OUT}}
{{sq start player |no=5 |pos=CMF |name=<span class="explain" title="Arsenal">WENGER OUT}}
{{sq silver player |no=4 |pos=CMF |name=<span class="explain" title="Tottenham">WENGER IN}}
{{sq silver player |no=4 |pos=CMF |name=<span class="explain" title="Chelsea">Plastic Fans}}
{{sq silver player |no=3 |pos=CMF |name=<span class="explain" title="Chelsea">Plastic Fans}}
{{sq silver player |no=3 |pos=CMF |name=<span class="explain" title="Tottenham">WENGER IN}}
{{sq gold player |no=2 |pos=AMF |name=<span class="explain" title="Man United">*dabs on u*}}
{{sq gold player |no=2 |pos=AMF |name=<span class="explain" title="Man United">*dabs on u*}}
{{sq gold player |no=1 |pos=CF |name=<span class="explain" title="Man City">"English" """Premier""" League}}
{{sq gold player |no=1 |pos=CF |name=<span class="explain" title="Man City">"English" """Premier""" League}}
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{{sq mid}}
{{sq player |no=12 |pos=CMF |name=<span class="explain" title="Brighton">{{greentext|the gay community}}}}
{{sq player |no=12 |pos=CMF |name=<span class="explain" title="Leicester">YOU CANNOT TELL ME}}
{{sq player |no=13 |pos=CMF |name=<span class="explain" title="Huddersfield">Literally Who}}
{{sq player |no=13 |pos=CMF |name=<span class="explain" title="Southampton"><span style="color: #dd0000; font-size: 100%">>>>/liverpool/</span>}}
{{sq player |no=14 |pos=CMF |name=<span class="explain" title="Stoke">Cold Rainy Night}}
{{sq player |no=14 |pos=CMF |name=<span class="explain" title="Stoke">Cold Rainy Night}}
{{sq player |no=15 |pos=CB |name=<span class="explain" title="West Brom">Pulisball}}
{{sq player |no=15 |pos=CB |name=<span class="explain" title="Everton">NEVER EVERTON}}
{{sq player |no=16 |pos=CB |name=<span class="explain" title="West Ham">Bubble Blowing Babies}}
{{sq player |no=16 |pos=CB |name=<span class="explain" title="West Brom">Pulisball}}
{{sq player |no=17 |pos=CB |name=<span class="explain" title="Swansea">190kg Master Race}}
{{sq player |no=17 |pos=CB |name=<span class="explain" title="Bournemouth">{{greentext|northern teams}}}}
{{sq player |no=18 |pos=CB |name=<span class="explain" title="Everton">NEVER EVERTON}}
{{sq player |no=18 |pos=CB |name=<span class="explain" title="West Ham">Bubble Blowing Babies}}
{{sq player |no=19 |pos=LB |name=<span class="explain" title="Bournemouth">{{greentext|northern teams}}}}
{{sq player |no=19 |pos=LB |name=<span class="explain" title="Swansea">190kg Master Race}}
{{sq player |no=20 |pos=RB |name=<span class="explain" title="Crystal Palace">Can't Score Won't Score}}
{{sq player |no=20 |pos=RB |name=<span class="explain" title="Crystal Palace">Can't Score Won't Score}}
{{sq player |no=21 |pos=RB |name=<span class="explain" title="some crisps for me thanks">Going to the store}}
{{sq player |no=21 |pos=RB |name=<span class="explain" title="some crisps for me thanks">Going to the store}}

Revision as of 20:08, 5 November 2017

/epl/
chat shit get banged
Epl logo.png
/epl/ - English Premier League
Founded February 20, 1992
Manager Claudio Ranieri
Owner Vichai Srivaddhanaprabha
IRL manager CollieBro !!0sD18ui7YXt
Team colors
Chat color TBD
TBD
Ranking Unranked
Highest rank Unranked (N/A)
Lowest rank Unranked (N/A)
Top scorer N/A (N/A)
Top assister N/A (N/A)
Captain WENGER IN/OUT
Website /epl/ - English Premier League
Nickname eplel
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
0 0 0 0 0%
GF GA GD
0 0 0
Biggest win
/N/A/ File:N/A icon.png N/A–N/A File:N/A icon.png /N/A/
N/A
Biggest defeat
/N/A/ File:N/A icon.png N/A–N/A File:N/A icon.png /N/A/
N/A
First match
/N/A/ File:N/A icon.png N/A–N/A File:N/A icon.png /N/A/
N/A
Elite Cup
Appearances N/A (First in N/A)
Best result N/A, N/A
Babby Cup
Appearances N/A (First in N/A)
Best result N/A, N/A
Team music
Anthem Barclays Premier League theme (Knockouts version)

Goal horn Kasabian - Fire (start at 30s)
Kits


This team's built to represent the best (and worst) managing the greatest league in the world has to offer.
>81 crosses

Roster

No. Position Player
11
  GK
Fat Spanish Waiter
10
  LB
Literally Who
9
  RB
A FUCKING MOOSE
8
  CB
>the gay community
7
  CB
The New Leicester
6
  CMF
Kult-Kloppo "Jürgen" Klopp
5
  CMF
WENGER OUT
4
  CMF
Plastic Fans
3
  CMF
WENGER IN
2
  AMF
*dabs on u*
1
  CF
"English" """Premier""" League
No. Position Player
12
  CMF
YOU CANNOT TELL ME
13
  CMF
>>>/liverpool/
14
  CMF
Cold Rainy Night
15
  CB
NEVER EVERTON
16
  CB
Pulisball
17
  CB
>northern teams
18
  CB
Bubble Blowing Babies
19
  LB
190kg Master Race
20
  RB
Can't Score Won't Score
21
  RB
Going to the store
22
  LB
Halftime Slags
23
  GK
>de gay