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|name= Gay Boyfriends General
|name= Gay Boyfriends General
|date= 28th of October 2016
|date= 28th of October 2016
|owner= {{tt|The GODS|FIRE GOD NAKA
WATER GOD RALKOS
WIND GOD MIZAKO
EARTH GOD GREY
LIGHT GOD DEN
DARK GOD ENTRO}}
|owner= {{tt|The GODS|WILNAS THE VERMILLION
WAMDUS THE AZURE
EWIYAR THE EMERALD
GALLEON THE GOLDEN
LU WOH THE WHITE
FEDIEL THE BLACK}}
|irl= {{Anonymous|tech|!!rb+zz19X9Cq}}
|irl= {{Anonymous|tech|!!rb+zz19X9Cq}}
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|scorer= TIME and EFFORT
|scorer= TIME and EFFORT
|goals= 13
|goals= 13
|assister= a three-unheil nierCHAD
|assister= the hraes janny
|assists= literally 2 million honors every minute
|assists= kills 100 subahas every minute
|captain = Relief Ace
|captain = Relief Ace
|w= 6
|w= 6
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I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than creating a non-S tier crew. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are raiding, carrying, and running trains for months just so they can get poached by an S tier crew. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little cutie - carrying luci hl, going into ubaha trains, giving them crew buffs to clear easier. All of it has one simple result: They can carry gws for other crews easier.
Mistakes, the mere muttering of this name is enough to drive any /gbfg/poster into a spastic fit. Mistakes sought only to be a crew independent of shitposting. They destroyed the tyranny ruling over them, becoming a democratic crew free of crewhoppers and leeches. They unified under a single banner, and rose as a top crew after establishing friendly relationships on equal terms with various top tier crews of /gbfg/. They achieved all this in less than a year. Mistakes represent everything the average /gbfg/ poster wish they were. The funniest thing about it is that Mistakes were never aiming towards becoming a first class crew. They reached it as a side-effect of being decent, likeable, and hardworking people worthy of trust.


Raised the perfect member? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random Fleet or Chococats that had nothing to do with the way they grew up, who poaches them. They gets the benefits of his farmed grid and eternals that came from your carriers.
==Roster==


As a danchou who has a crew, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least a few months of your life simply to raise a crewmember for another crew to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL granblue cuck. Think about it logically.
[[File:Gbfg_in_a_nutshell.png]]
 
==Roster==


Welcome to post-GW /gbfg/. Your crew is dead, your danchou is a leech, your carry is an FPS hacker. Elemental god for this GW was exposed (read: wasn't top <s>1000</s> 2000) and everyone is ready to poach the new level 175 cutie with their first <s>primal</s> highlander grid. TOOT simultaneously went 4-0 and 0-4. But it doesn't matter {{tt|because they could never beat a reddit crew anyway|I'm sorry, but did TOOT already lose? Oh, that's right. The guild war isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only the end of strike time. Does not having the lead after strike time count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the match is still on? TOOT is still grinding right now and they have been the best crew in /gbfg/ for how many years now? They're playing against one of the worst crews from reddit who just happen to have a lead because they're feeding off the energy of their NEET seaniggers. But you know what? They still fucking suck. TOOT is one of the best fucking crews in the game, they went 4-0 last GW and would of become seeded if half their players didn't have to work. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when TOOT wins and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, HSP just went down by 10m honors, just like Lum2 did. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-TOOT topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like the crew because they're good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking crews on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing. }}. But it's okay, at least you aren't in <s>Mistakes</s> SOY.
Welcome to post-GW /gbfg/. Your crew is dead, your danchou is a leech, your carry is an FPS hacker. Elemental god for this GW was exposed (read: wasn't top <s>1000</s> 2000) and everyone is ready to poach the new level 225 cutie with their first <s>primal</s> <s>highlander</s> sette grid. TOOT simultaneously went 4-0 and 0-4. But it doesn't matter {{tt|because they could never beat a reddit crew anyway|I'm sorry, but did TOOT already lose? Oh, that's right. The guild war isn't even over yet. In fact, it's only the end of strike time. Does not having the lead after strike time count as a loss? Is that what you're saying? Because if you're saying that I can assure you that you're wrong. Why would you make this topic when the match is still on? TOOT is still grinding right now and they have been the best crew in /gbfg/ for how many years now? They're playing against one of the worst crews from reddit who just happen to have a lead because they're feeding off the energy of their NEET seaniggers. But you know what? They still fucking suck. TOOT is one of the best fucking crews in the game, they went 4-0 last GW and would of become seeded if half their players didn't have to work. Maybe you should shut the fuck up before you make retarded topics like this. You know why? Because you're going to be embarrassed when TOOT wins and someone bumps this topic. Oh look at that, HSP just went down by 10m honors, just like Lum2 did. Are you a fucking drunk? Are you retarded? Are you autistic? You are a fucking idiot and you should never make a topic on this board again and I'm fucking serious. I almost have a feeling you're the only guy making all these anti-TOOT topics because you're a faggot hater who doesn't like the crew because they're good. Fuck you, be good at something in YOUR life and then maybe try to troll these fucking crews on the board, like I give a fuck. It's so easy to spot out your threads now, you're a retard. Always doing stupid shit like this. Why don't you try to be a good poster? Just for once? For once in your fucking life try not to make a topic like this. That's just you, you're always right at getting it wrong. Fuck you. You are nothing. }}. But it's okay, at least you aren't in <s>Mistakes</s> <s>SOY</s> Nier!.


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|name={{tt|Sorry danchou my dog died again|I don't care if your dog died or whatever&#010;you're not getting away with leeching another GW&#010;we can't keep losing&#010;our crew is a fucking joke}}}}
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|name={{tt|STOP PLAYING STAR RAIL|GRUB IS DYING YOU CAN'T POST THAT HERE AIIIEEEEEE}}}}
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{{sq start player |no=0 |pos=CB
|name={{tt|Pig Is A Flop|lmao why would KMR make a paid skin for the biggest FLOP of a zodiac ever designed}}}}
|name={{tt|FKHR's Cuck Agenda|Fukutroon really do be like that}}}}
{{sq start player |no=55 |pos=CB
{{sq start player |no=55 |pos=CB
|name={{tt|Me, Nier's 65634th Boyfriend|God it gets me so hot imagining how Nier's other boyfriends would pleasure her better than I ever could}}}}  
|name={{tt|Me, Nier's 82,846th Uncapped Boyfriend|God it gets me so hot imagining how Nier's other boyfriends would pleasure her better than I ever could}}}}  
{{sq start player |no=70 |pos=RB
{{sq start player |no=70 |pos=RB
|name={{tt|GBFG FAILS ANOTHER LUCI HL|WHERE ARE YOUR '''''''''GODS''''''''' NOW}}}}
|name={{tt|GBFG FAILS ANOTHER HEXA|YOU TOLD ME TO HOST IT}}}}
{{sq start player |no=40  |pos=DMF
{{sq start player |no=40  |pos=DMF
|name={{tt|Varunaposting|What if Rosetta was got arrested by the crew of enforcers for being a pedophile and gets arrested then beheaded at the guillotine by the crew of enforcers, Io starts to die as a result and Tzaka tries to save her by going to estalucia to sever Rosetta's pact but when he docks there Io had died and then Loki sends him back to Valtz Duchy where he throws Io into a volcano as a memorial/burial ceremony, with this newfound thirst for Vengeance for his loli onahole a tonne of copies of Colossus awaken from deep down within Valtz Duchy, even the Colossus Omega at Zinkenstill awakens, Meanwhile Mizako teams up with Jamil, Zoi and Twin elements as the hood comes to avenge their fellow nigger while Mizako avenges his wife. The crew of people bound by a common Mission walk side by side to raid Amalthea and end the crew of enforcers, Mizako then shows he started by previously Beheading Lecia with the Love eternal and using said weapon to cut Monika's breasts off, the crew fight Valiantly until Blue knight Walfreid shows up and legit makes all the primals fighting dissapear into shards light dust (Like Baragona in the story) and Kills Jamil, the entire valtz duchy army and Tzaka while Mizako retreats. Before long Tzaka shows up again explaining how that previously killed Tzaka was only a fake and that he had taken the time to form a pact with Colossus and uses his newfound powers to kill walfreid. Mizako and Tzaka fight and finish off the rest of the crew of enforcers to avenge those they have lost}}}}
|name={{tt|POZZED|I WILL NOT PLAY WATER I WILL NOT USE M*N}}}}
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{{sq bronze player |no=10 |pos=CMF
|name={{tt|Element God|SAY MY NAME}}}}
|name={{tt|Element God|SAY MY NAME}}}}
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|name={{tt|NIPRUSH INCOMING|OH GOD THEY'RE GAINING 2 BILLION HONORS EVERY 10 MINUTES WHAT THE FUCK}}}}
|name={{tt|NIPRUSH INCOMING|OH GOD THEY'RE GAINING 2 BILLION HONORS EVERY 10 MINUTES WHAT THE FUCK}}}}
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{{sq silver player |no=21 |pos=AMF
|name={{tt|The Twitterbux|Bros.......Princunny is getting more retweets than us..........it's over..........}}}}  
|name={{tt|The Twitterbux|Bros.......Princunny is getting more retweets than us.......BA outsold us at Comiket AGAIN......gyame is....nyot gyood........it's over..........}}}}  
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|name={{tt|Relief Ace|The most important officer role.}} {{captain}}}}  
|name={{tt|Relief Ace|The most important officer role.}} {{captain}}}}  
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|name={{tt|WARNING MARKED PLAYER|BRANDBOI BRANDBOI}}}}
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{{sq player |no=12 |pos=CB
|name={{tt|{{greentext|x/300}}|Sparkbros where we at?}}}}
|name={{tt|LIGHTCHADS ASSEMBLE|A FINAL REMINDER LIGHTCHADS IS A LIGHT GW (dark enemies) ONLY GUILD. Inform your guild leader of your membership in this prestigious group, they must allow you to leave your current guild and return when your duty as a lord of light ends.}}}}
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{{sq player |no=19  |pos=DMF
|name={{tt|Rank 150(MAX)GOD|who needs opus}}}}
|name={{tt|Rank 225(MAX)GOD|who needs opus}}}}
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{{sq player |no=85  |pos=CMF
|name={{tt|The Legendary 0.01 Nip Ping|Don't even think of racing them you stupid gaijin.}}}}
|name={{tt|The Legendary 0.01 Nip Ping|Don't even think of racing them you stupid gaijin.}}}}

Latest revision as of 23:34, 21 March 2024

/gbfg/
Post ID, cutie!
Gbfg logo.png
/gbfg/ - Gay Boyfriends General
Founded 28th of October 2016
Owner The GODS
IRL manager tech !!rb+zz19X9Cq
Team colors
Chat color B4E1E1
Cutie Drool Blue
Ranking 15
Highest rank 15 (25 June 2018)
Lowest rank 38 (19 December 2016)
Top scorer TIME and EFFORT (13)
Top assister the hraes janny (kills 100 subahas every minute)
Captain Relief Ace
Website /gbfg/ - Gay Boyfriends General
Nickname grubble
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
6 4 7 17 35.29%
GF GA GD
30 33 -3
Biggest win
/ddlc/ Ddlc icon.png 1–4 Gbfg icon.png /gbfg/
8 December 2018
Biggest defeat
/tfg/ Tfg icon.png 6–2 Gbfg icon.png /gbfg/
26 November 2017
First match
/rs07g/ Rs07g icon.png 4–1 Gbfg icon.png /gbfg/
25 November 2017
/vg/ League
Appearances 2 (First in /vg/ League 7 Qualifiers)
Best result 19th, /vg/ League X
Team music
Anthem Offensive Defense
Victory Anthem Pregando Chorus

Goal horn Second Advent
Relief Ace Relief
Kits
Home kit Gbfghome-vgl8.png
Away kit Gbfgaway-vgl8.png


Mistakes, the mere muttering of this name is enough to drive any /gbfg/poster into a spastic fit. Mistakes sought only to be a crew independent of shitposting. They destroyed the tyranny ruling over them, becoming a democratic crew free of crewhoppers and leeches. They unified under a single banner, and rose as a top crew after establishing friendly relationships on equal terms with various top tier crews of /gbfg/. They achieved all this in less than a year. Mistakes represent everything the average /gbfg/ poster wish they were. The funniest thing about it is that Mistakes were never aiming towards becoming a first class crew. They reached it as a side-effect of being decent, likeable, and hardworking people worthy of trust.

Roster

Gbfg in a nutshell.png

Welcome to post-GW /gbfg/. Your crew is dead, your danchou is a leech, your carry is an FPS hacker. Elemental god for this GW was exposed (read: wasn't top 1000 2000) and everyone is ready to poach the new level 225 cutie with their first primal highlander sette grid. TOOT simultaneously went 4-0 and 0-4. But it doesn't matter because they could never beat a reddit crew anyway. But it's okay, at least you aren't in Mistakes SOY Nier!.

No. Position Player
25
  GK
Sorry danchou my dog died again
1
  LB
STOP PLAYING STAR RAIL
0
  CB
FKHR's Cuck Agenda
55
  CB
Me, Nier's 82,846th Uncapped Boyfriend
70
  RB
GBFG FAILS ANOTHER HEXA
40
  DMF
POZZED
10
  CMF
Element God
27
  CMF
NIPRUSH INCOMING
21
  AMF
The Twitterbux
4
  CF
Relief Ace Captain
2
  SS
LEECHLISTS???
No. Position Player
64
  GK
WARNING MARKED PLAYER
12
  CB
LIGHTCHADS ASSEMBLE
83
  CB
Black Screen Simulator
11
  CB
tfw no gbfg gf
43
  DMF
/ourguy/ NKMR
34
  DMF
Non-Canon Slut
36
  DMF
QUOTABOIS QUOTABOIS
19
  DMF
Rank 225(MAX)GOD
85
  CMF
The Legendary 0.01 Nip Ping
69
  CMF
MARK OF THE WARRIOR
99
  SS
Element Tax
7
  SS
Danchousexuals

Exports

VGL 11 Aesthetic Export