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|name={{tt|Sis........|We're all girls here}}}}  
|name={{tt|Sis........|We're all girls here}}}}  
{{sq start player |no=70 |pos=RB
{{sq start player |no=70 |pos=RB
|name={{tt|5 Warning Reacts to a UBHL Host|Dancho's gonna hear about this leechboi}}}}
|name={{tt|OFFICIAL LIST OF CREWS THAT CAN INHOUSE LUCI HL|DON'T JOIN ANY THAT AREN'T ONE OF THESE}}}}
{{sq start player |no=40  |pos=DMF
{{sq start player |no=40  |pos=DMF
|name={{tt|Varunaposting|What if Rosetta was got arrested by the crew of enforcers for being a pedophile and gets arrested then beheaded at the guillotine by the crew of enforcers, Io starts to die as a result and Tzaka tries to save her by going to estalucia to sever Rosetta's pact but when he docks there Io had died and then Loki sends him back to Valtz Duchy where he throws Io into a volcano as a memorial/burial ceremony, with this newfound thirst for Vengeance for his loli onahole a tonne of copies of Colossus awaken from deep down within Valtz Duchy, even the Colossus Omega at Zinkenstill awakens, Meanwhile Mizako teams up with Jamil, Zoi and Twin elements as the hood comes to avenge their fellow nigger while Mizako avenges his wife. The crew of people bound by a common Mission walk side by side to raid Amalthea and end the crew of enforcers, Mizako then shows he started by previously Beheading Lecia with the Love eternal and using said weapon to cut Monika's breasts off, the crew fight Valiantly until Blue knight Walfreid shows up and legit makes all the primals fighting dissapear into shards light dust (Like Baragona in the story) and Kills Jamil, the entire valtz duchy army and Tzaka while Mizako retreats. Before long Tzaka shows up again explaining how that previously killed Tzaka was only a fake and that he had taken the time to form a pact with Colossus and uses his newfound powers to kill walfreid. Mizako and Tzaka fight and finish off the rest of the crew of enforcers to avenge those they have lost}}}}
|name={{tt|Varunaposting|What if Rosetta was got arrested by the crew of enforcers for being a pedophile and gets arrested then beheaded at the guillotine by the crew of enforcers, Io starts to die as a result and Tzaka tries to save her by going to estalucia to sever Rosetta's pact but when he docks there Io had died and then Loki sends him back to Valtz Duchy where he throws Io into a volcano as a memorial/burial ceremony, with this newfound thirst for Vengeance for his loli onahole a tonne of copies of Colossus awaken from deep down within Valtz Duchy, even the Colossus Omega at Zinkenstill awakens, Meanwhile Mizako teams up with Jamil, Zoi and Twin elements as the hood comes to avenge their fellow nigger while Mizako avenges his wife. The crew of people bound by a common Mission walk side by side to raid Amalthea and end the crew of enforcers, Mizako then shows he started by previously Beheading Lecia with the Love eternal and using said weapon to cut Monika's breasts off, the crew fight Valiantly until Blue knight Walfreid shows up and legit makes all the primals fighting dissapear into shards light dust (Like Baragona in the story) and Kills Jamil, the entire valtz duchy army and Tzaka while Mizako retreats. Before long Tzaka shows up again explaining how that previously killed Tzaka was only a fake and that he had taken the time to form a pact with Colossus and uses his newfound powers to kill walfreid. Mizako and Tzaka fight and finish off the rest of the crew of enforcers to avenge those they have lost}}}}
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|name={{tt|FLASHFEST IN TEN MINUTES|WHAT THE FUCK YOU GUYS LIED TO ME AGAIN}}}}
|name={{tt|FLASHFEST IN TEN MINUTES|WHAT THE FUCK YOU GUYS LIED TO ME AGAIN}}}}
{{sq player |no=34 |pos=DMF
{{sq player |no=34 |pos=DMF
|name={{tt|pls stop posting sadcats|NOOOOO DON'T LET TOOT SEE THIS}}}}
|name={{tt|Non-Canon Slut|Stop posting Djeeta}}}}
{{sq player |no=36  |pos=DMF
{{sq player |no=36  |pos=DMF
|name={{tt|QUOTABOIS QUOTABOIS|Your daily quota: 3,859,497,670
Meat: 45,550
|name={{tt|QUOTABOIS QUOTABOIS|Your daily quota: 3,859,497,670
Meat: 45,550
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|name={{tt|MARK OF THE WARRIOR|Every ROTB until you like it}}}}
|name={{tt|MARK OF THE WARRIOR|Every ROTB until you like it}}}}
{{sq player |no=99 |pos=SS
{{sq player |no=99 |pos=SS
|name={{tt|lmao magnakek|MOVE OVER IT'S PRIMALCHAD TIME}}}}
|name={{tt|Element Tax|WHEN WILL WIND STOP TAX EVADING}}}}
{{sq player |no=7  |pos=SS
{{sq player |no=7  |pos=SS
|name={{tt|Danchousexuals|The greatest title which can be conferred to a Grubble character is being definitely danchousexual and 100% not cuckbait i.e., having talked to anyone else ever}}}}
|name={{tt|Danchousexuals|The greatest title which can be conferred to a Grubble character is being definitely danchousexual and 100% not cuckbait i.e., having talked to anyone else ever}}}}

Revision as of 06:18, 9 December 2019

/gbfg/
Post ID, cutie!
Gbfg logo.png
/gbfg/ - Gay Boyfriends General
Founded 28th of October 2016
Owner The Elemental GODS
IRL manager tech !!rb+zz19X9Cq
Team colors
Chat color B4E1E1
Cutie Drool Blue
Ranking 15
Highest rank 15 (25 June 2018)
Lowest rank 38 (19 December 2016)
Top scorer TIME and EFFORT (13)
Top assister a three-unheil nierCHAD (literally 2 million honors every minute)
Captain Relief Ace
Website /gbfg/ - Gay Boyfriends General
Nickname grubble
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
6 4 7 17 35.29%
GF GA GD
30 33 -3
Biggest win
/ddlc/ Ddlc icon.png 1–4 Gbfg icon.png /gbfg/
8 December 2018
Biggest defeat
/tfg/ Tfg icon.png 6–2 Gbfg icon.png /gbfg/
26 November 2017
First match
/rs07g/ Rs07g icon.png 4–1 Gbfg icon.png /gbfg/
25 November 2017
/vg/ League
Appearances 2 (First in /vg/ League 7 Qualifiers)
Best result 19th, /vg/ League X
Team music
Anthem Offensive Defense
Victory Anthem Pregando Chorus

Goal horn Second Advent
Relief Ace Relief
Kits
Home kit Gbfghome-vgl8.png
Away kit Gbfgaway-vgl8.png


I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than creating a non-S tier crew. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are raiding, carrying, and running trains for months just so they can get poached by an S tier crew. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little cutie - carrying luci hl, going into ubaha trains, giving them crew buffs to clear easier. All of it has one simple result: They can carry gws for other crews easier.

Raised the perfect member? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random Fleet or Chococats that had nothing to do with the way they grew up, who poaches them. They gets the benefits of his farmed grid and eternals that came from your carriers.

As a danchou who has a crew, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least a few months of your life simply to raise a crewmember for another crew to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL granblue cuck. Think about it logically.

Roster

Welcome to post-GW /gbfg/. Your crew is dead, your danchou is a leech, your carry is an FPS hacker. Elemental god for this GW was exposed (read: wasn't top 1000 2000) and everyone is ready to poach the new level 175 cutie with their first primal highlander grid. TOOT simultaneously went 4-0 and 0-4. But it doesn't matter because they could never beat a reddit crew anyway. But it's okay, at least you aren't in Mistakes SOY.

No. Position Player
25
  GK
Sorry danchou my dog died again
1
  LB
Is <crew> /gbfg/?
0
  CB
Pig Is A Flop
55
  CB
Sis........
70
  RB
OFFICIAL LIST OF CREWS THAT CAN INHOUSE LUCI HL
40
  DMF
Varunaposting
10
  CMF
Element God
27
  CMF
NIPRUSH INCOMING
21
  AMF
The Twitterbux
4
  CF
Relief Ace Captain
2
  SS
LEECHLISTS???
No. Position Player
64
  GK
WARNING MARKED PLAYER
12
  CB
>x/300
83
  CB
Black Screen Simulator
11
  CB
:pensive:
43
  DMF
FLASHFEST IN TEN MINUTES
34
  DMF
Non-Canon Slut
36
  DMF
QUOTABOIS QUOTABOIS
19
  DMF
Rank 150(MAX)GOD
85
  CMF
The Legendary 0.01 Nip Ping
69
  CMF
MARK OF THE WARRIOR
99
  SS
Element Tax
7
  SS
Danchousexuals

Exports

VGL 11 Aesthetic Export