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|name={{tt|Sorry danchou my dog died again|I don't care if your dog died or whatever
you're not getting away with leeching another GW
we can't keep losing
our crew is a fucking joke}}}} | |name={{tt|Sorry danchou my dog died again|I don't care if your dog died or whatever
you're not getting away with leeching another GW
we can't keep losing
our crew is a fucking joke}}}} | ||
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|name={{tt| | |name={{tt|DUDE OTHER/GAME|NOOOOO DON'T TALK ABOUT IT}}}} | ||
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|name={{tt|Pig Is A Flop|lmao why would KMR make a paid skin for the biggest FLOP of a zodiac ever designed}}}} | |name={{tt|Pig Is A Flop|lmao why would KMR make a paid skin for the biggest FLOP of a zodiac ever designed}}}} | ||
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|name={{tt|Me, Nier's | |name={{tt|Me, Nier's 65634th Boyfriend|God it gets me so hot imagining how Nier's other boyfriends would pleasure her better than I ever could}}}} | ||
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|name={{tt| | |name={{tt|GBFG FAILS ANOTHER LUCI HL|WHERE ARE YOUR '''''''''GODS''''''''' NOW}}}} | ||
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|name={{tt|Varunaposting|What if Rosetta was got arrested by the crew of enforcers for being a pedophile and gets arrested then beheaded at the guillotine by the crew of enforcers, Io starts to die as a result and Tzaka tries to save her by going to estalucia to sever Rosetta's pact but when he docks there Io had died and then Loki sends him back to Valtz Duchy where he throws Io into a volcano as a memorial/burial ceremony, with this newfound thirst for Vengeance for his loli onahole a tonne of copies of Colossus awaken from deep down within Valtz Duchy, even the Colossus Omega at Zinkenstill awakens, Meanwhile Mizako teams up with Jamil, Zoi and Twin elements as the hood comes to avenge their fellow nigger while Mizako avenges his wife. The crew of people bound by a common Mission walk side by side to raid Amalthea and end the crew of enforcers, Mizako then shows he started by previously Beheading Lecia with the Love eternal and using said weapon to cut Monika's breasts off, the crew fight Valiantly until Blue knight Walfreid shows up and legit makes all the primals fighting dissapear into shards light dust (Like Baragona in the story) and Kills Jamil, the entire valtz duchy army and Tzaka while Mizako retreats. Before long Tzaka shows up again explaining how that previously killed Tzaka was only a fake and that he had taken the time to form a pact with Colossus and uses his newfound powers to kill walfreid. Mizako and Tzaka fight and finish off the rest of the crew of enforcers to avenge those they have lost}}}} | |name={{tt|Varunaposting|What if Rosetta was got arrested by the crew of enforcers for being a pedophile and gets arrested then beheaded at the guillotine by the crew of enforcers, Io starts to die as a result and Tzaka tries to save her by going to estalucia to sever Rosetta's pact but when he docks there Io had died and then Loki sends him back to Valtz Duchy where he throws Io into a volcano as a memorial/burial ceremony, with this newfound thirst for Vengeance for his loli onahole a tonne of copies of Colossus awaken from deep down within Valtz Duchy, even the Colossus Omega at Zinkenstill awakens, Meanwhile Mizako teams up with Jamil, Zoi and Twin elements as the hood comes to avenge their fellow nigger while Mizako avenges his wife. The crew of people bound by a common Mission walk side by side to raid Amalthea and end the crew of enforcers, Mizako then shows he started by previously Beheading Lecia with the Love eternal and using said weapon to cut Monika's breasts off, the crew fight Valiantly until Blue knight Walfreid shows up and legit makes all the primals fighting dissapear into shards light dust (Like Baragona in the story) and Kills Jamil, the entire valtz duchy army and Tzaka while Mizako retreats. Before long Tzaka shows up again explaining how that previously killed Tzaka was only a fake and that he had taken the time to form a pact with Colossus and uses his newfound powers to kill walfreid. Mizako and Tzaka fight and finish off the rest of the crew of enforcers to avenge those they have lost}}}} | ||
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|name={{tt|{{greentext|x/300}}|Sparkbros where we at?}}}} | |name={{tt|{{greentext|x/300}}|Sparkbros where we at?}}}} | ||
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|name={{tt| | |name={{tt|tfw no gbfg gf|how do i get one}}}} | ||
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|name={{tt|/ourguy/ NKMR|The man of the people himself, who constantly goes on stream to ask KMR for all the QoL we never knew we needed.}}}} | |name={{tt|/ourguy/ NKMR|The man of the people himself, who constantly goes on stream to ask KMR for all the QoL we never knew we needed.}}}} | ||
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I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than creating a non-S tier crew. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are raiding, carrying, and running trains for months just so they can get poached by an S tier crew. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little cutie - carrying luci hl, going into ubaha trains, giving them crew buffs to clear easier. All of it has one simple result: They can carry gws for other crews easier.
Raised the perfect member? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random Fleet or Chococats that had nothing to do with the way they grew up, who poaches them. They gets the benefits of his farmed grid and eternals that came from your carriers.
As a danchou who has a crew, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least a few months of your life simply to raise a crewmember for another crew to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL granblue cuck. Think about it logically.
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Welcome to post-GW /gbfg/. Your crew is dead, your danchou is a leech, your carry is an FPS hacker. Elemental god for this GW was exposed (read: wasn't top 1000 2000) and everyone is ready to poach the new level 175 cutie with their first primal highlander grid. TOOT simultaneously went 4-0 and 0-4. But it doesn't matter because they could never beat a reddit crew anyway. But it's okay, at least you aren't in Mistakes SOY.
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