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I cannot think or comprehend of anything more cucked than creating a non-S tier crew. Honestly, think about it rationally. You are raiding, carrying, and running trains for months just so they can get poached by an S tier crew. All the hard work you put into your beautiful little cutie - carrying luci hl, going into ubaha trains, giving them crew buffs to clear easier. All of it has one simple result: They can carry gws for other crews easier.
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Sometimes you catch yourself wondering why random monsters possess casino chips produced exclusively for the Jewel Resort Casino.
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De La Fille keeps looting them after battles, and you accept them without a second thought. Free stuff is free stuff, and it keeps you swimming in tradable rewards from the Casino.
  
Raised the perfect member? Great. Who benefits? If you're lucky, a random Fleet or Chococats that had nothing to do with the way they grew up, who poaches them. They gets the benefits of his farmed grid and eternals that came from your carriers.
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But as time passes, you notice she's becoming thinner, more haggard. Her signature gem-blades lose their brilliance, replaced with cheap facsimiles of cut glass that chip and shatter in combat.
  
As a danchou who has a crew, you are LITERALLY dedicating at least a few months of your life simply to raise a crewmember for another crew to enjoy. It is the ULTIMATE AND FINAL granblue cuck. Think about it logically.
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Concerned, you find her on the Grandcypher one day and ask if something is wrong.
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It turns out that monsters never had any chips to begin with.
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De La Fille's been toiling in the Poker mines between adventures, and selling off her precious gems, all in order to obtain massive amounts of casino chips which she can then "find" for you.
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The taste of the last half-elixir you quaffed turns to bile in your throat.
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Misreading your rapidly clouding expression, she clutches at your sleeve nervously, stammering, "P-please, I'll get more and more chips for you, so don't remove me from the party!"
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Each word is like a stake hammered into your chest. You want to scream out, "It's not your fault! You don't have to do this anymore!", but it feels like your jaw is glued shut.
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Crushing waves of guilt wash over you, constricting your throat like a vice. You recall the radiant smile she would always give you, as she turned away from a monster corpse hefting a "looted" sack of casino chips. You never wondered. You just took them.
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A surging heat from your trouser pocket sends pain lancing through your thigh. Wordlessly, you pull out a glassy sphere. An anima, bought with casino chips.
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The visage of the primal beast within seems to glare at you silently, judging you. Sickened, you let the orb fall to the deck. It bounces once, and rolls to a halt facing you, still staring.
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Your heartbeat thunders in your chest, drowning out De La Fille's continued frantic pleas.
  
 
==Roster==
 
==Roster==

Latest revision as of 03:51, 27 July 2020

/gbfg/
Post ID, cutie!
Gbfg logo.png
/gbfg/ - Gay Boyfriends General
Founded 28th of October 2016
Owner The GODS
IRL manager tech !!rb+zz19X9Cq
Team colors
HEX color B4E1E1
Cutie Drool Blue
Ranking 15
Highest rank 15 (25 June 2018)
Lowest rank 38 (19 December 2016)
Top scorer TIME and EFFORT (13)
Top assister a three-unheil nierCHAD (literally 2 million honors every minute)
Captain Relief Ace
Website /gbfg/ - Gay Boyfriends General
Nickname grubble
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
6 4 7 17 35.29%
GF GA GD
30 33 -3
Biggest win
/ddlc/ Ddlc icon.png 1–4 Gbfg icon.png /gbfg/
8 December 2018
Biggest defeat
/tfg/ Tfg icon.png 6–2 Gbfg icon.png /gbfg/
26 November 2017
First match
/rs07g/ Osg icon.png 4–1 Gbfg icon.png /gbfg/
25 November 2017
/vg/ League
Appearances 2 (First in /vg/ League 7 Qualifiers)
Best result 19th, /vg/ League X
Team music
Anthem Offensive Defense
Victory Anthem Pregando Chorus

Goal horn Second Advent
Relief Ace Relief
Kits
Home kit Gbfghome-vgl8.png
Away kit Gbfgaway-vgl8.png


Sometimes you catch yourself wondering why random monsters possess casino chips produced exclusively for the Jewel Resort Casino. De La Fille keeps looting them after battles, and you accept them without a second thought. Free stuff is free stuff, and it keeps you swimming in tradable rewards from the Casino.

But as time passes, you notice she's becoming thinner, more haggard. Her signature gem-blades lose their brilliance, replaced with cheap facsimiles of cut glass that chip and shatter in combat.

Concerned, you find her on the Grandcypher one day and ask if something is wrong.

It turns out that monsters never had any chips to begin with. De La Fille's been toiling in the Poker mines between adventures, and selling off her precious gems, all in order to obtain massive amounts of casino chips which she can then "find" for you.

The taste of the last half-elixir you quaffed turns to bile in your throat.

Misreading your rapidly clouding expression, she clutches at your sleeve nervously, stammering, "P-please, I'll get more and more chips for you, so don't remove me from the party!"

Each word is like a stake hammered into your chest. You want to scream out, "It's not your fault! You don't have to do this anymore!", but it feels like your jaw is glued shut.

Crushing waves of guilt wash over you, constricting your throat like a vice. You recall the radiant smile she would always give you, as she turned away from a monster corpse hefting a "looted" sack of casino chips. You never wondered. You just took them.

A surging heat from your trouser pocket sends pain lancing through your thigh. Wordlessly, you pull out a glassy sphere. An anima, bought with casino chips. The visage of the primal beast within seems to glare at you silently, judging you. Sickened, you let the orb fall to the deck. It bounces once, and rolls to a halt facing you, still staring.

Your heartbeat thunders in your chest, drowning out De La Fille's continued frantic pleas.

Roster

Welcome to post-GW /gbfg/. Your crew is dead, your danchou is a leech, your carry is an FPS hacker. Elemental god for this GW was exposed (read: wasn't top 1000 2000) and everyone is ready to poach the new level 175 cutie with their first primal highlander grid. TOOT simultaneously went 4-0 and 0-4. But it doesn't matter because they could never beat a reddit crew anyway. But it's okay, at least you aren't in Mistakes SOY.

No. Position Player
25
  GK
Sorry danchou my dog died again
1
  LB
DUDE OTHER/GAME
0
  CB
FKHR's Cuck Agenda
55
  CB
Me, Nier's 65634th Boyfriend
70
  RB
GBFG FAILS ANOTHER LUCI HL
40
  DMF
Varunaposting
10
  CMF
Element God
27
  CMF
NIPRUSH INCOMING
21
  AMF
The Twitterbux
4
  CF
Relief Ace Captain
2
  SS
LEECHLISTS???
No. Position Player
64
  GK
WARNING MARKED PLAYER
12
  CB
>x/300
83
  CB
Black Screen Simulator
11
  CB
tfw no gbfg gf
43
  DMF
/ourguy/ NKMR
34
  DMF
Non-Canon Slut
36
  DMF
QUOTABOIS QUOTABOIS
19
  DMF
Rank 150(MAX)GOD
85
  CMF
The Legendary 0.01 Nip Ping
69
  CMF
MARK OF THE WARRIOR
99
  SS
Element Tax
7
  SS
Danchousexuals

Exports

VGL 11 Aesthetic Export