User:GoldenWingman

Teams died. Somebody cried.

I am gw !!+HdfEOCtfid. I do it for free negative money.

I was President of the United States from 2001 to 2009 did 9/11 once managed  /vg/ for two whole years. We sucked most of the time, except when we didn't somehow. Then /vg/ got gud almost immediately after I retired. Nowadays I guess I do shit for  /usa/. USA won Multinats. Let me make /yourteam/'s autopilot tactics, what could POSSIBLY go wrong?

I also do wiki autism when I feel like it, therefore making me part of the most powerful race in the world.

I also won Fantasy Football ages ago despite putting >gold defender on my team and generally do decently otherwise.

Oh, and someone I memed into co-managing /vg/ in 2015 is now the commissioner. /vg/ runs this shit. Tony is a cuck. Please edit our wiki.

Seriously though, please edit our wiki.

Gay FF Bullshit

Autumn 2014

(Final Placement: 1st Place, 365 points, 1 >Gold Defender)

Team >implying big market teams are relevant (Group Stage)

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Stephen Hawking - - LB Does 0.999 = 1? - - CB Super Sonico - - CB Yaranaika - - CB Haruhi - - RB Pantsu - - DMF Boss Nigger - - CMF STDSTDSTD - - AMF In The Crack - - CF Shockandjoy - - CF Cunt Destroyer - -

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK Scrooge McDuck - - CB Beta As Fuck - - CB Deluge - - DMF Greentext - - CMF Speed Drawing - - CF Maya - -

Team >implying big market teams are relevant (Knockouts)

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Stephen Hawking - - LB Does 0.999 = 1? - - CB Chris Hansen - - CB Huge Orson Welles - - CB Super Sonico - - RB Pantsu - - DMF Trumpets - - DMF Boss Nigger - - AMF In The Crack - - CF Shockandjoy - - CF Cunt Destroyer - -

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK First Edition Charizard - - CB Deluge - - RB Why I'm The Best - - LMF Smogonsword - - CMF Speed Drawing - - CF Yoko Littner - -

Spring 2015 (Final Placement: 38th Place, 165 Points, Small Market Fags BTFO)

Team >implying big market teams are relevant 2 (Group Stage)

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Bukkake - - CB Rate My Logo - - CB Haruhi - - CB Girls With Guns - - DMF Napoopan - - LMF The Grey - - CMF Amateurs - - CMF Template - - RMF Elzi - - SS I Like Trains - - CF Waifu Walls - -

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK Cutting Mat - - CB Evil Pitbull - - RB Pyramid Scheme - - DMF Pleinair - - CMF Logo Redesign - - CF Maya - -

Team >implying big market teams are relevant 2 (Knockouts)

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Powerglove - - CB Rate My Logo - - CB Megaman - - CB Julius - - DMF L O N D O N - - LMF WAT Racing - - CMF Dogars - - CMF Edward Elric - - RMF Elzi - - SS I Like Trains - - CF Kaworu Nagisa - -

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK Vore - - LB American O - - RB Aeris Dies - - CMF Logo Redesign - - AMF Vin Check - - CF Takumi - -

Autumn 2018 (Final Placement: 3rd Place, 333 Points, I Got Trips And Won 5/6 Days Fuck You)

Team wiki shitposting best shitposting (Group Stage)

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Madokami - - CB Finno-Korean Hyper War - - CB Onee-sama - - CB Shitbox - - DMF Slenderman - - CMF You knoe who? - - CMF Miss Monochrome - - AMF Every Girl Best Girl - - SS Citizen Snips - - SS Madoka Titus - - CF Fug - -

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK Gotta Catch Em All - - CB Bork Lazer - - CB >>>/wg/ - - CMF Gourai - - CMF Bruce Lee - - CF Homucifer - -

Team wiki shitposting best shitposting (Knockouts)

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Madokami - - CB Finno-Korean Hyper War - - CB Onee-sama - - CB Judge Dredd - - DMF Ratboy Genius - - CMF Flowre - - CMF Miss Monochrome - - AMF Dump It - - SS Citizen Snips - - SS Topkek - - CF Fug - -

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK Gotta Catch Em All - - CB It Finally Clicked - - CB >>>/wg/ - - CMF WRRRRRRRY - - CMF Merula - - CF Homucifer - -

Winter 2019 (Final Placement: 3rd Place, 376 Points, 2 Third Place Trophies)

Team PES16 sucks lmaoooooooooooooooooo (Group Stage)

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Madokami - - LB Masuda - - CB Onee-sama - - RB WOW IT'S FUCKING NOTHING - - CMF Tentaquil - - AMF My Dad - - AMF Real Human Being - - AMF Segata Sanshiro - - SS APEX - - CF Doomguy - - CF GOGETA DA - -

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK Godmars - - RB CRACKED - - RB Hyaku Shiki - - CMF The Cutest Witch! - - AMF Gul Dukat - - SS Alteisen Riese - -

Team PES16 sucks lmaoooooooooooooooooo (Knockouts)

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Madokami - - LB Font Share Thread - - CB Onee-sama - - RB 1 Week Challenge - - CMF Ratboy Genius - - CMF YEAH KILL 'EM - - AMF Giga Puddi - - AMF Jiggle Physics - - SS APEX - - CF Homucifer - - CF GOGETA DA - -

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK Quads Only - - RB CRACKED - - RB Something Happened - - CMF The Cutest Witch! - - CMF DEVELOPERS - - CF Install Gentoo - -

Spring 2019 (Final Placement: 26th Place, 174 Points, 0 Aesthetics)

Team PES18 sucks lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo (Group Stage)

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Power Glove - - CB Dewrito Pope - - CB Kinder Eggs - - CB Richter Belmont - - DMF Bing Bing Wahoo - - CMF >he does it for free - - CMF Memebike - - CMF Miror B. - - SS Scopedog - - SS KIRBY'S FUCKING PISSED - - CF Fug - -

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK Gotta Catch 'Em All - - CB HE'S IN - - CB Smug Anime Face - - DMF Tony Kornheiser - - CMF Inferno Cop - - SS Alteisen Riese - -

Team PES18 sucks lmaoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo (Knockouts)

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Gotta Catch 'Em All - - CB Smugs - - CB Kinder Eggs - - CB Deagle Brand Deagle - - DMF Kongou Desu - - CMF Fat People Hate - - CMF Memebike - - CMF Miror B. - - SS Imitation Crab Meat - - CF Bepsi - - CF Fug - -

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK Ika-chan - - CB Nubs Destiny - - RB /3dpg/ - - CMF Dumpster Diver - - LMF Cheeki Breeki - - CF Len-kun!!!! - -

Summer 2019 (Final Placement: 12th Place, 196 Points, Got Fucked)

Team PES18 still sucks lmaooooooooooooooooooooo (Group Stage)

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Madokami - - CB Kinder Eggs - - CB Proud of its Power - - CB 737 Max Impact - - CMF Fluffy - - CMF Memebike - - AMF EDDIE! - - LMF Purest Form of Love - - RMF Blanc - - CF Fug - - CF GOGETA DA - -

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK Gotta Catch 'Em All - - LB SAKURAAAAAAAI! - - RB Dodge Tool Crack Pipe - - DMF Nikki - - AMF /f/lan - - CF Homucifer - -

Team PES18 still sucks lmaooooooooooooooooooooo (Knockout Stage)

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Madokami - - LB Minus8 - - CB Kinder Eggs - - RB No'Body - - DMF Nikki - - CMF Putin - - CMF Dumpster Diver - - LMF Purest Form of Love - - RMF Blanc - - CF Homucifer - - CF GOGETA DA - -

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK 1920x1080 - - LB SAKURAAAAAAAI! - - RB /3dpg/ - - DMF Miss Monochrome - - CMF Blacksmith - - CF Woody - -

Autumn 2019 (Final Placement: 25th Place, 202 Points, Relegated)

Team I Got 54 Problems But A Win Ain't One (Group Stage)

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Gotta Catch 'Em All - - LB Lesbians - - CB HE'S IN - - CB Smugs - - RB Why Is /jp/ So Shitty? - - DMF Tony Kornheiser - - CMF THIS DOES NOT FOOKIN' SLIP - - AMF Duane - - AMF Miror B. - - CF SANIC - - CF Fug - -

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK No Way Fag - - CB Meguca - - CB Tamamo Tuesday - - AMF Gondola - - AMF Le Millenom Girl - - CF Take It To The Vet - -

Team I Got 54 Problems But A Win Ain't One (Knockouts)

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Gotta Catch 'Em All - - LB Crazy Hassan - - CB HE'S IN - - CB Smugs - - RB Why Is /jp/ So Shitty? - - DMF THAT FUCKING GUY - - CMF Gork (Or Mork) - - AMF Duane - - AMF Miror B. - - CF SANIC - - CF Fug - -

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK No Way Fag - - LB Yay! - - CB Tamamo Tuesday - - CMF Sachiko - - AMF Gondola - - CF Jeff Mangum - -

/vg/ League 13 (Final Placement: 8th Place, 314.1 Points, discord sux lol)

FUCK DISCORD AND FUCK NIGGERS

Day 1 Team Pos Player Medal G A GA YC RC OG MotM SMotM INT TK SA SV CS RT PTS GK Snaa – 2 2 6 6.2 D /gbpen/ – 0 MF The CHAD Full Body User – 2 3 1 7 19.5 MF Jetstream Yume B 2 6 5 MF Same as Always B 0 F Chad Lizard S 0 F Paper El S 0 F ＢＡＴＯＲＵ G 1 1 7 13.6 MF Nintendo Labo VR – 0 MF >tfw no vrfu – 0 3 0 7 0 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 2 0 26 44.3

Day 2 Team Pos Player Medal G A GA YC RC OG MotM SMotM INT TK SA SV CS RT PTS GK Snaa – 0 D /gbpen/ – 0 MF Autistic Elder God – 0 MF Taichou B 0 MF Same as Always B 0 F Chad Lizard S 6 4.8 F Paper El S 0 F W I D E G 0 MF Twin Sluts – 0 MF Nothing Interesting Happens – 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 6 4.8

Day 3 Team Pos Player Medal G A GA YC RC OG MotM SMotM INT TK SA SV CS RT PTS GK Snaa – 0 D /gbpen/ – 1 2 10 6 2 5.5 13.1 MF Autistic Elder God – 0 MF Taichou B 5 6 3.5 MF Same as Always B 6 6 F Chad Lizard S 0 F Paper El S 1 1 7 13.6 F W I D E G 2 2 7.5 24 MF Twin Sluts – 1 6 MF Nothing Interesting Happens – 0 4 3 7 0 0 0 0 1 10 6 2 0 0 32 66.2

Day 4 Team Pos Player Medal G A GA YC RC OG MotM SMotM INT TK SA SV CS RT PTS GK Snaa – 0 D /gbpen/ – 0 MF Autistic Elder God – 0 MF Taichou B 0 MF Same as Always B 0 F Chad Lizard S 6 4.8 F Paper El S 0 F W I D E G 0 MF Twin Sluts – 0 MF Nothing Interesting Happens – 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 6 4.8

Day 5 Team Pos Player Medal G A GA YC RC OG MotM SMotM INT TK SA SV CS RT PTS GK Snaa – 0 D /gbpen/ – 2 7 15 2 5.5 12.8 MF Autistic Elder God – 0 MF Taichou B 1 0 1 1 7 16.5 MF Same as Always B 2 6 5 F Life S 1 6.5 11.2 F Paper El S 6 4.8 F W I D E G 6 4.8 MF Twin Sluts – 0 MF Nothing Interesting Happens – 1 1 9 3 0 4 0 0 0 1 1 7 15 2 0 1 37 64.1

Day 6 Team Pos Player Medal G A GA YC RC OG MotM SMotM INT TK SA SV CS RT PTS GK Snaa – 5 0 5.5 -3.4 D /gbpen/ – 0 MF The CHAD Full Body User – 0 MF Taichou B 0 MF Jetstream Yume B 2 6 5 F Paper El S 0 F Sips Tea S 0 F ＢＡＴＯＲＵ G 1 6.5 11.2 MF Nintendo Labo VR – 0 MF >tfw no vrfu – 0 1 0 7 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 18 12.8

Day 7 Team Pos Player Medal G A GA YC RC OG MotM SMotM INT TK SA SV CS RT PTS GK Snaa – 0 D /gbpen/ – 1 8 10 2 6 14.4 MF Autistic Elder God – 0 MF Taichou B 1 6 5.5 MF Same as Always B 1 6 5.5 F Paper El S 2 1 7 20.6 F Sips Tea S 0 F Salty Umbrella G 5.5 4.4 MF Twin Sluts – 0 MF Nothing Interesting Happens – 0 2 0 3 0 0 0 1 0 8 10 2 0 0 30.5 50.4

Day 8 Team Pos Player Medal G A GA YC RC OG MotM SMotM INT TK SA SV CS RT PTS GK Snaa – 0 2 1 9 D /gbpen/ – 0 MF The CHAD Full Body User – 0 MF Taichou B 0 MF Jetstream Yume B 2 6 5 F Paper El S 0 F Sips Tea S 0 F Sugoi G 0 MF Nintendo Labo VR – 0 MF >tfw no vrfu – 1 6 5.5 0 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 2 1 12 19.5

Day 9 Team Pos Player Medal G A GA YC RC OG MotM SMotM INT TK SA SV CS RT PTS GK Snaa – 0 D /gbpen/ – 0 MF The CHAD Full Body User – 0 MF Taichou B 0 MF Jetstream Yume B 0 F Paper El S 0 F Sips Tea S 2 1 6.5 20.2 F Sugoi G 2 2 1 7.5 27 MF Nintendo Labo VR – 0 MF >tfw no vrfu – 0 4 3 0 0 0 0 1 0 0 0 0 0 0 14 47.2

Transfers Dropped Pos Team Medal Day Added Pos Team Medal Day Chad Lizard F S 5 Life F S 5 W I D E F G 6 Sugoi F G 6 Life F S 6 Sips Tea F S 6 ＢＡＴＯＲＵ F G 7 Salty Umbrella F G 7

Winter 2020 (Final Placement: 9th Place, 225 Points, FF GOD)

Team nigger lol (Group Stage)

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Madokami - - LB Crazy Hassan - - CB HE'S IN - - RB Urbanmech - - CMF Black Sunshine - - CMF Couchsurfer Rapist - - LMF Thok - - RMF (Re)ad (T)he C(ard) - - CF WOW IT'S FUCKING NOTHING - - CF Homucifer - - CF NAGA RAIDAAAAAA - -

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK No Way Fag - - LB Autism - - RB Why is /jp/ so shitty? - - LMF Peruvian Guide - - RMF Desperate Weeaboo - - CF Twingo - -

Team nigger lol (Knockouts)

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Madokami - - LB Masuda - - CB Kinder Eggs - - RB No'Body - - CMF Black Sunshine - - CMF Miror B. - - LMF Thok - - RMF (Re)ad (T)he C(ard) - - CF WOW IT'S FUCKING NOTHING - - CF Homucifer - - CF NAGA RAIDAAAAAA - -

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK Reibear - - LB Autism - - RB Why is /jp/ so shitty? - - LMF Danbo - - RMF Skeleton Army - - CF Cirno - -

Spring 2020 (Final Placement: 19th Place, 238 Points, FUCK CHINA)

Team PES19 sucks lmaooooooooooo (Group Stage)

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK 1920x1080 - - LB Alphonse - - CB Retro - - RB M.D. Geist - - CMF Blast Processing - - CMF >he does it for free - - AMF Time Jannies - - AMF Scopedog - - CF Powerglove - - CF SANIC - - CF Doomguy - -

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK Untitled-1.jpg - - LB DUDE WEED LMAO - - RB Child Abuse Thread - - CMF perro caca - - AMF Captain Falcon - - CF ▲ ▲ ▲ - -

Team PES19 sucks lmaooooooooooo (Knockouts)

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK 1920x1080 - - LB Alphonse - - CB Retro - - RB M.D. Geist - - CMF Boss Nigger - - CMF >he does it for free - - AMF Time Jannies - - AMF Scopedog - - SS George Costanza - - SS Powerlevel - - CF SANIC - -

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK Untitled-1.jpg - - LB DUDE WEED LMAO - - RB Child Abuse Thread - - CMF perro caca - - AMF Captain Falcon - - CF Cunt Destroyer - -

/vg/ League 14 (Final Placement: 7th Place, 327 Points, 1 Functioning Gold)

Team Galactic Brain

Day 1 Team Pos Player Medal G A GA YC RC OG MotM SMotM INT TK SA SV CS RT PTS GK ur bad – 0 D /revue/ B 0 MF RMA – 0 MF >implying lockdown – 0 MF Coconut Kap – 0 F Wyn S 0 F Shamiko S 0 F Woomy! G 5.5 4.4 F El Grande Padre B 1 2 6.5 17.2 D /gbpen/ – 1 3 12 9 4 5.5 10.3 1 3 3 0 0 0 0 0 12 9 4 0 0 17.5 31.9

Day 2 Team Pos Player Medal G A GA YC RC OG MotM SMotM INT TK SA SV CS RT PTS GK ur bad – 2 4 6 9.2 D /revue/ B 2 16 4 6 5.5 7.9 MF Future – 0 MF I Love Junko! – 0 MF Meat on the Bone – 0 F Wyn S 0 F Shamiko S 0 F Enuji G 6 4.8 F STELLAAAAA B 1 6.5 8.2 D /gbpen/ – 0 0 1 4 0 0 0 0 0 16 4 6 4 0 24 30.1

Day 3 Team Pos Player Medal G A GA YC RC OG MotM SMotM INT TK SA SV CS RT PTS GK ur bad – 0 D /revue/ B 0 MF Future – 0 MF I Love Junko! – 0 MF Meat on the Bone – 1 1 6.5 12 F Wyn S 2 1 1 7 23.6 F Shamiko S 1 1 1 7 17.6 F Enuji G 0 F STELLAAAAA B 0 D /gbpen/ – 0 4 2 1 0 0 0 2 0 0 0 0 0 0 20.5 53.2

Day 4 Team Pos Player Medal G A GA YC RC OG MotM SMotM INT TK SA SV CS RT PTS GK ur bad – 3 3 5.5 5.1 D /revue/ B 4 19 6 6 5.5 5.6 MF Future – 0 MF I Love Junko! – 0 MF Meat on the Bone – 0 F <Walls> G 6 4.8 F Shamiko S 0 F Enuji G 1 1 7 13.6 F STELLAAAAA B 6 4.8 D /gbpen/ – 0 1 0 7 0 0 0 0 1 19 6 6 3 0 30 33.9

Day 5 Team Pos Player Medal G A GA YC RC OG MotM SMotM INT TK SA SV CS RT PTS GK ur bad – 0 D /revue/ B 0 MF Future – 0 MF I Love Junko! – 0 MF Meat on the Bone – 0 F Wyn S 5.5 4.4 F Shamiko S 6 4.8 F Enuji G 0 F STELLAAAAA B 0 D /gbpen/ – 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 11.5 9.2

Day 6 Team Pos Player Medal G A GA YC RC OG MotM SMotM INT TK SA SV CS RT PTS GK ur bad – 0 D /revue/ B 0 MF RMA – 0 MF >implying lockdown – 3 6 4.5 MF Coconut Kap – 0 F Punished Boar Dimitri G 1 6.5 11.2 F Shamiko S 0 F Gogeta Da G 2 6.5 11.2 F El Grande Padre B 2 6.5 17.2 D /gbpen/ – 1 13 8 2 5.5 14.8 3 2 4 0 0 0 0 0 13 8 2 0 0 31 58.9

Day 7 Team Pos Player Medal G A GA YC RC OG MotM SMotM INT TK SA SV CS RT PTS GK ur bad – 0 D /revue/ B 0 MF Future – 3 6 4.5 MF I Love Junko! – 0 MF Meat on the Bone – 0 F Wyn S 6 4.8 F Shamiko S 1 6.5 11.2 F Sugoi G 6 4.8 F STELLAAAAA B 0 D /gbpen/ – 0 1 0 3 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 24.5 25.3

Day 8 Team Pos Player Medal G A GA YC RC OG MotM SMotM INT TK SA SV CS RT PTS GK ur bad – 0 D /revue/ B 0 MF RMA – 0 MF >implying lockdown – 0 MF Coconut Kap – 2 6 5 F Wyn S 0 F Shamiko S 0 F Gogeta Da G 3 1 1 8 30.4 F El Grande Padre B 1 6.5 8.2 D /gbpen/ – 2 10 4 4 6 8 3 2 4 0 0 0 1 0 10 4 4 0 0 26.5 51.6

Day 9 Team Pos Player Medal G A GA YC RC OG MotM SMotM INT TK SA SV CS RT PTS GK ur bad – 5 8 6 9.2 D /revue/ B 1 2 13 9 2 6 15.5 MF RMA – 0 MF >implying lockdown – 0 MF Coconut Kap – 0 F Wyn S 0 F Shamiko S 0 F Gogeta Da G 0 F STELLAAAAA B 1 6.5 8.2 D /gbpen/ – 0 0 2 7 0 0 0 0 0 13 9 2 8 0 18.5 32.9

Transfers Dropped Pos Team Medal Day Added Pos Team Medal Day Woomy! F G 4 <Walls> F G 4 <Walls> F G 5 Gogeta Da F G 5 Enuji F G 6 Punished Boar Dimitri F G 6 Punished Boar Dimitri F G 7 Sugoi F G 7

Summer 2020 (Final Placement: 20th Place, Many Goals Scored, Many Goals Conceded)

Team Just Load The Entire Team With Offensive Players, What Could Possibly Go Wrong? (Group Stage)

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Madokami - - LB Alphonse - - CB Famous Pedo Tendou Maya - - RB Tekkaman Blade - - CMF Mistress Baiser - - CMF Girls With Guns - - CMF Tasteful Lewds - - LMF Comfy - - RWF Bait-chan - - CF Homucifer - - CF Bigley - -

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK Reibear - - LB Senator Abbystrong - - RB Akaranger - - CMF >>>/wg/ - - RMF Blaster ;( - - CF Fug - -

Team Just Load The Entire Team With Offensive Players, What Could Possibly Go Wrong? (Knockouts)

Team Position Player Last Score Total score GK Madokami - - LB Alphonse - - CB Famous Pedo Tendou Maya - - RB Tekkaman Blade - - CMF Mistress Baiser - - AMF Maids - - AMF Sovereign - - AMF Every Girl Best Girl - - RWF Bait-chan - - CF Homucifer - - CF Bigley - -

Team Position Player Last Score Total Score GK Reibear - - LB Rin Shima - - RB Akaranger - - AMF Deenz - - RMF Blaster ;( - - SS Punished Messi - -