I am gw !!+HdfEOCtfid. I do it for free negative money.
I was President of the United States from 2001 to 2009did 9/11 once managed /vg/ for two whole years. We sucked most of the time, except when we didn't somehow. Then /vg/ gotgudalmost immediately after I retired. Nowadays I guess I do shit for /usa/. USA won Multinats. Let me make /yourteam/'s autopilot tactics, what could POSSIBLY go wrong?
I also do wiki autism when I feel like it, therefore making me part of the most powerful race in the world.
I also won Fantasy Football ages ago despite putting >gold defender on my team and generally done decently otherwise.