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[[PES 2018]]: {{tt|the biggest gay|Real PES teams were not overwritten by 4CC teams in PES 2016 through 2018}}<br> | [[PES 2018]]: {{tt|the biggest gay|Real PES teams were not overwritten by 4CC teams in PES 2016 through 2018}}<br> | ||
[[PES 2019]] (Spring 2019 Friendlies): [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fenerbahçe_S.K._(football) Fenerbahçe]<br> | [[PES 2019]] (Spring 2019 Friendlies): [https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fenerbahçe_S.K._(football) Fenerbahçe]<br> | ||
[[PES 2019]] (not Spring 2019 Friendlies): nope<br> | |||
[[PES 2021]]: {{tt|back in my day, some lucky bastard got to put his team's gold on Messi's slot|still nope}} | |||
Revision as of 03:27, 13 April 2021
As if having over twelve thousand (and counting!) edits to the wiki of a fake divegrass tournament for a Malaysian Moving Pictures Website wasn't enough autism. If you're reading this page, you're so gay you might actually become a /vg/ manager one day.
Longest Time Between Elite Cups (Active)
If your team is on this list, it's basically a non-team.
/hm/ - Last Elite Cup: 2013 Winter (Record since: 3-2-7; ded)
/cgl/ - Last Elite Cup: 2014 Summer (Record since: 7-2-12; ded)
/ic/ - Last Elite Cup: 2015 Winter (Record since: ded)
/hr/ - Last Elite Cup: 2015 Summer (Record since: 1-1-2; ded)
/s/ - Last Elite Cup: 2016 Summer (Record since: ded)
/soc/ - Last Elite Cup: 2017 Winter (Record since: 8-2-4; ded)
/po/ - Last Elite Cup: 2017 Summer (Record since: 1-1-5; ded)
/lgbt/ - Last Elite Cup: 2018 Winter (Record since: 2-3-4; ded)
/a/ - Last Elite Cup: 2018 Winter (Record since: 5-5-12)
/e/ - Last Elite Cup: 2018 Summer (Record since: ded)
/t/ - Last Elite Cup: 2018 Summer (Record since: ded)
/gif/ - Last Elite Cup: 2018 Summer (Record since: 2-3-4; ded)
/bant/ - Last Elite Cup: 2019 Winter (Record since: 4-8-5)
/vr/ - Last Elite Cup: 2019 Winter (Record since: 1-5-6)
/aco/ - Last Elite Cup: 2019 Summer (Record since: 3-1-8)
/y/ - Last Elite Cup: 2019 Summer (Record since: 1-3-5)
/mlp/ - Last Elite Cup: 2020 Winter (Record since: 2-2-2)*
/b/ - Last Elite Cup: 2020 Winter (Record since: 0-2-4)
/fit/ - Last Elite Cup: 2020 Winter (Record since: 1-1-4)
/k/ - Last Elite Cup: 2020 Winter (Record since: 1-1-4)
/r9k/ - Last Elite Cup: 2020 Winter (Record since: 1-3-5)
/tg/ - Last Elite Cup: 2020 Winter (Record since: 1-1-4)
Teams that have never played in a Fetus
If your team ISN'T on this list, it's basically a non-team. This includes /vg/, I know. Spring 2016 did not happen.
Teams that haven't missed an Elite Cup in at least two years
/u/ (Last missed: 2013 Winter, has played in 6 Babbies since then)
/int/ (Last missed: 2016 Summer, has played in 3 Babbies since then)
/vg/ (Last missed: 2018 Winter, has played in 1 Babby since then)
/biz/ (Last missed: 2018 Summer, has played in 2 Babbies since then)
/f/ (Last missed: 2018 Summer, has played in 4 Babbies since then)
/wg/ (Last missed: 2018 Summer, has played in 3 Babbies since then)
/vp/ (Last missed: 2018 Summer, has played in 5 Babbies since then)
/cm/ (Last missed: 2019 Winter, has played in 1 Babby since then)
/i/ (Last missed: 2019 Winter, has played in 1 Babby since then)
/toy/ (Last missed: 2019 Winter, has played in 2 Babbies since then)
/c/ (Last missed: 2019 Winter, has played in 3 Babbies since then)
/lit/ (Last missed: 2019 Winter, has played in 3 Babbies since then)
/x/ (Last missed: 2019 Winter, has played in 3 Babbies since then)
/out/ (Last missed: 2019 Summer, has played in 1 Babby since then)
Mickey Mouse Clubhouse
/fa/ (Last missed: 2019 Summer, has played in 3 Babbies since then)
/v/ (Last missed: 2019 Summer, has played in 4 Babbies since then)
Teams that have never played in an Elite Final Day
/ic/ have made an Elite Final Day more recently than /a/. /diy/ have made two.
/vg/ manager records
this shit's a mess
| Manager | Record (W-D-L) |
|---|---|
| Trofflesby (2012 Summer Friendlies) | 2-0-1 |
| CAnon (2012 Autumn-2013 Spring) | 4-1-11 |
| DeMessi (2013 Autumn-2015 Autumn) | 10-3-13 |
| >me (2015 Autumn-2017 Autumn) | 7-3-8 |
| QD (2015 Autumn-2018 Summer) | 2-3-2 |
| Amis (2016 Autumn) | 1-0-0 |
| Technetium (2017 Summer-2021 Winter) | 13-0-8 |
| Windy (2018 Spring-2019 Summer) | 4-1-2 |
| Resolink (2019 Winter-2020 Summer) | 2-0-2 |
| Zilyana (2020 Winter-???) | 4-4-2 |
| >/vg/ "council" (2015 Autumn-2017 Autumn) | 9-5-11 |
| >/vg/ "council" (2018 Spring-2019 Summer) | 17-2-7 |
| >/vg/ "council" (2020 Winter-2021 Winter) | 6-4-6 |
I can't believe >we beat /u/ for the first time since 2012
"Real" Teams /vg/ Has Overwritten
>Fame Multipliers
PES 2012: Spain National Team
PES 2013 (Winter/Spring 2013): Nigeria National Team
PES 2013 (Autumn 2013): Costa Rica National Team
PES 2014: O'Higgins
PES 2015: Olympique Lyonnais
PES 2016: if you read this
PES 2017: you are
PES 2018: the biggest gay
PES 2019 (Spring 2019 Friendlies): Fenerbahçe
PES 2019 (not Spring 2019 Friendlies): nope
PES 2021: back in my day, some lucky bastard got to put his team's gold on Messi's slot