User:GoldenWingman/Autism

As if having over twelve thousand (and counting!) edits to the wiki of a fake divegrass tournament for a Malaysian Moving Pictures Website wasn't enough autism. If you're reading this page, you're so gay you might actually become a /vg/ manager one day.

Longest Time Between Elite Cup Promotions (Active)

If your team is on this list, it's basically a non-team.

•  /hm/ - Last Elite Cup Promoted To: 2013 Winter (Record since: 3-2-7; ded)
•  /cgl/ - Last Elite Cup Promoted To: 2014 Summer (Record since: 8-3-13; ded)
•  /ic/ - Last Elite Cup Promoted To: 2015 Winter (Record since: ded)
•  /hr/ - Last Elite Cup Promoted To: 2015 Summer (Record since: 1-1-2; ded)
•  /s/ - Last Elite Cup Promoted To: 2016 Summer (Record since: 0-2-1)
•  /soc/ - Last Elite Cup Promoted To: 2017 Winter (Record since: 10-3-6; ded)
•  /po/ - Last Elite Cup Promoted To: 2017 Summer (Record since: 2-1-7; ded)
•  /lgbt/ - Last Elite Cup Promoted To: 2018 Winter (Record since: 5-4-5; ded)
•  /a/ - Last Elite Cup Promoted To: 2018 Winter (Record since: 6-5-14)
•  /e/ - Last Elite Cup Promoted To: 2018 Summer (Record since: 0-1-2)
•  /t/ - Last Elite Cup Promoted To: 2018 Summer (Record since: 1-2-2)
•  /gif/ - Last Elite Cup Promoted To: 2018 Summer (Record since: 2-3-4; ded)
•  /bant/ - Last Elite Cup Promoted To: 2019 Winter (Record since: 5-9-6)
•  /vr/ - Last Elite Cup Promoted To: 2019 Winter (Record since: 2-5-8)
•  /aco/ - Last Elite Cup Promoted To: 2019 Summer (Record since: 4-1-10)
•  /y/ - Last Elite Cup Promoted To: 2019 Summer (Record since: 1-5-6)
•  /mlp/ - Last Elite Cup Promoted To: 2020 Winter (Record since: 6-3-3)
•  /b/ - Last Elite Cup Promoted To: 2020 Winter (Record since: 5-3-5)
•  /fit/ - Last Elite Cup Promoted To: 2020 Winter (Record since: 1-1-7)
•  /k/ - Last Elite Cup Promoted To: 2020 Winter (Record since: 1-2-6)
•  /r9k/ - Last Elite Cup Promoted To: 2020 Winter (Record since: 3-3-7)
•  /tg/ - Last Elite Cup Promoted To: 2020 Winter (Record since: 2-1-6)

Teams that have never played in a Fetus

If your team ISN'T on this list, it's basically a non-team. This includes /vg/, I know. Spring 2016 did not happen.

•  /f/
•  /g/
•  /h/*
•  /hm/*
•  /hr/*
•  /int/
•  /jp/*
•  /lit/*
•  /soc/*
•  /sp/
•  /u/
•  /wg/

Teams that haven't missed an Elite Cup in at least two years

•  /u/ (Last missed: 2013 Winter, has played in 6 Babbies since then)
•  /int/ (Last missed: 2016 Summer, has played in 3 Babbies since then)
•  /vg/ (Last missed: 2018 Winter, has played in 1 Babby since then)
•  /biz/ (Last missed: 2018 Summer, has played in 2 Babbies since then)
•  /f/ (Last missed: 2018 Summer, has played in 4 Babbies since then)
•  /wg/ (Last missed: 2018 Summer, has played in 3 Babbies since then)
•  /vp/ (Last missed: 2018 Summer, has played in 5 Babbies since then)
•  /cm/ (Last missed: 2019 Winter, has played in 1 Babby since then)
•  /i/ (Last missed: 2019 Winter, has played in 1 Babby since then)
•  /toy/ (Last missed: 2019 Winter, has played in 2 Babbies since then)
•  /c/ (Last missed: 2019 Winter, has played in 3 Babbies since then)
•  /lit/ (Last missed: 2019 Winter, has played in 3 Babbies since then)
•  /x/ (Last missed: 2019 Winter, has played in 3 Babbies since then)
•  /out/ (Last missed: 2019 Summer, has played in 1 Babby since then)

Mickey Mouse Clubhouse

•  /fa/ (Last missed: 2019 Summer, has played in 3 Babbies since then)
•  /v/ (Last missed: 2019 Summer, has played in 4 Babbies since then)

Teams that have never played in an Elite Final Day

/ic/ have made an Elite Final Day more recently than /a/. So have /p/.

•  /aco/*
•  /bant/
•  /cgl/
•  /gif/
•  /hm/*
•  /i/
•  /po/
•  /r9k/
•  /soc/
•  /t/*
•  /vr/
•  /wsg/
•  /y/*

/vg/ manager records

this shit's a mess

Manager	Record (W-D-L)
Trofflesby (2012 Summer Friendlies)	2-0-1
CAnon (2012 Autumn-2013 Spring)	4-1-11
DeMessi (2013 Autumn-2015 Autumn)	10-3-13
>me (2015 Autumn-2017 Autumn)	7-3-8
QD (2015 Autumn-2018 Summer)	2-3-2
Amis (2016 Autumn)	1-0-0
Technetium (2017 Summer-2021 Winter)	13-0-8
Windy (2018 Spring-2019 Summer)	4-1-2
Resolink (2019 Winter-2020 Summer)	2-0-2
Zilyana (2020 Winter-???)	4-4-3
BigOlBrainlet (2021 World-???)	1-0-1
>/vg/ "council" (2015 Autumn-2017 Autumn)	9-5-11
>/vg/ "council" (2018 Spring-2019 Summer)	17-2-7
>/vg/ "council" (2020 Winter-2021 Winter)	6-4-6
>/vg/ "council" (2021 World-???)	1-0-2

We got eliminated at group stage for the first time in three years and are still going to play in the next actual Elite Cup lmaooooooooooo

"Real" Teams /vg/ Has Overwritten

>Fame Multipliers

PES 2012: Spain National Team
PES 2013 (Winter/Spring 2013): Nigeria National Team
PES 2013 (Autumn 2013): Costa Rica National Team
PES 2014: O'Higgins
PES 2015: Olympique Lyonnais
PES 2016: if you read this
PES 2017: you are
PES 2018: the biggest gay
PES 2019 (Spring 2019 Friendlies): Fenerbahçe
PES 2019 (not Spring 2019 Friendlies): nope
PES 2021: back in my day, some lucky bastard got to put his team's gold on Messi's slot