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*{{team away|vp}} (Last missed: [[2018 4chan Summer Cup|2018 Summer]], has played in '''5''' Babbies since then) | *{{team away|vp}} (Last missed: [[2018 4chan Summer Cup|2018 Summer]], has played in '''5''' Babbies since then) | ||
*''{{team away|cm}} (Last missed: [[2019 4chan Winter Cup|2019 Winter]], has played in '''3''' Babbies since then)'' | *''{{team away|cm}} (Last missed: [[2019 4chan Winter Cup|2019 Winter]], has played in '''3''' Babbies since then)'' | ||
*{{team away|x}} (Last missed: [[2019 4chan Winter Cup|2019 Winter]], has played in ''' | *''{{team away|x}} (Last missed: [[2019 4chan Winter Cup|2019 Winter]], has played in '''4''' Babbies since then)'' | ||
*''{{team away|out}} (Last missed: [[2019 4chan Summer Cup|2019 Summer]], has played in '''2''' Babbies since then)'' | *''{{team away|out}} (Last missed: [[2019 4chan Summer Cup|2019 Summer]], has played in '''2''' Babbies since then)'' | ||
*{{team away|v}} (Last missed: [[2019 4chan Summer Cup|2019 Summer]], has played in '''4''' Babbies since then) | *{{team away|v}} (Last missed: [[2019 4chan Summer Cup|2019 Summer]], has played in '''4''' Babbies since then) | ||
Revision as of 05:19, 8 August 2022
As if having over thirteen thousand (and counting!) edits to the wiki of a fake divegrass tournament for a Malaysian Moving Pictures Website wasn't enough autism. If you're reading this page, you're so gay you might actually become a /vg/ manager one day.
Longest Time Between Elite Cup Promotions (Active)
If your team is on this list, it's basically a non-team. Or, like /asp/, taken from us too soon.
/hm/ - Last Elite Cup Promoted To: 2013 Winter (Record since: 3-2-7; ded)
/cgl/ - Last Elite Cup Promoted To: 2014 Summer (Record since: 8-3-13; ded)
/ic/ - Last Elite Cup Promoted To: 2015 Winter (Record since: ded)
/hr/ - Last Elite Cup Promoted To: 2015 Summer (Record since: 1-1-2; ded)
/s/ - Last Elite Cup Promoted To: 2016 Summer (Record since: 0-2-1; ded)
/soc/ - Last Elite Cup Promoted To: 2017 Winter (Record since: 10-3-6; ded)
/po/ - Last Elite Cup Promoted To: 2017 Summer (Record since: 2-1-7; ded)
/lgbt/ - Last Elite Cup Promoted To: 2018 Winter (Record since: 5-4-5; ded)
/a/ - Last Elite Cup Promoted To: 2018 Winter (Record since: 7-6-20)
/e/ - Last Elite Cup Promoted To: 2018 Summer (Record since: 0-1-2; ded)
/t/ - Last Elite Cup Promoted To: 2018 Summer (Record since: 2-3-4)
/gif/ - Last Elite Cup Promoted To: 2018 Summer (Record since: 2-3-4; ded)
/bant/ - Last Elite Cup Promoted To: 2019 Winter (Record since: 6-10-12)
/aco/ - Last Elite Cup Promoted To: 2019 Summer (Record since: 6-2-15)
/mlp/ - Last Elite Cup Promoted To: 2020 Winter (Record since: 9-4-7)
/g/ - Last Elite Cup Promoted To: 2020 Summer (Record since: 2-2-1; ded)
/jp/ - Last Elite Cup Promoted To: 2020 Summer (Record since: 3-2-10)
/wsg/ - Last Elite Cup Promoted To: 2020 Summer (Record since: 3-4-7)
/3/ - Last Elite Cup Promoted To: 2021 Winter (Record since: 1-1-1; ded)
Teams that have never played in a Fetus
If your team ISN'T on this list, it's basically a non-team. This includes /vg/, I know. Spring 2016 did not happen.
Teams that haven't missed an Elite Cup in at least two years
Totals updated to include the last Babby the team was relegated to. Italics indicate team is about to play in a Babby Cup, putting their streak at risk. This page is still probably not readable.
/u/ (Last missed: 2013 Winter, has played in 6 Babbies since then)
/int/ (Last missed: 2016 Summer, has played in 4 Babbies since then)
/biz/ (Last missed: 2018 Summer, has played in 2 Babbies since then)
/vp/ (Last missed: 2018 Summer, has played in 5 Babbies since then)
/cm/ (Last missed: 2019 Winter, has played in 3 Babbies since then)
/x/ (Last missed: 2019 Winter, has played in 4 Babbies since then)
/out/ (Last missed: 2019 Summer, has played in 2 Babbies since then)
/v/ (Last missed: 2019 Summer, has played in 4 Babbies since then)
/m/ (Last missed: 2020 Winter, has played in 1 Babby since then)
/d/ (Last missed: 2020 Winter, has played in 3 Babbies since then)
/sp/ (Last missed: 2020 Winter, has played in 2 Babbies since then)
/co/ (Last missed: 2020 Summer, has played in 1 Babby since then)
/n/ (Last missed: 2020 Summer, has played in 1 Babby since then)
Teams that have never played in an Elite Final Day
/ic/ have made an Elite Final Day more recently than /a/. So have.../y/?
- /aco/*
- /bant/
- /cgl/*
- /gif/*
- /hm/*
/i/- /po/*
/r9k/- /soc/*
- /t/*
/vr/
/vm/*
/vrpg/*
/vst/*
/vt/*- /wsg/
/xs/*
/vg/ manager records
this shit's a mess
| Manager | Record (W-D-L) |
|---|---|
| Trofflesby (2012 Summer Friendlies) | 2-0-1 |
| CAnon (2012 Autumn-2013 Spring) | 4-1-11 |
| DeMessi (2013 Autumn-2015 Autumn) | 10-3-13 |
| >me (2015 Autumn-2017 Autumn) | 7-3-8 |
| QD (2015 Autumn-2018 Summer) | 2-3-2 |
| Amis (2016 Autumn) | 1-0-0 |
| Technetium (2017 Summer-2021 Winter) | 13-0-8 |
| Windy (2018 Spring-2019 Summer) | 4-1-2 |
| Resolink (2019 Winter-2020 Summer, 2022 Winter-???) | 2-0-3 |
| Zilyana (2020 Winter-???) | 4-4-4 |
| BigOlBrainlet (2021 World-???) | 3-1-3 |
| >/vg/ "council" (2015 Autumn-2017 Autumn) | 9-5-11 |
| >/vg/ "council" (2018 Spring-2019 Summer) | 17-2-7 |
| >/vg/ "council" (2020 Winter-2021 Winter) | 6-4-6 |
| >/vg/ "council" (2021 World-???) | 3-1-6 |
We got 7 points and still didn't advance and can't backdoor into Summer lmaoooooooo
"Real" Teams /vg/ Has Overwritten
>Fame Multipliers
PES 2012: Spain National Team
PES 2013 (Winter/Spring 2013): Nigeria National Team
PES 2013 (Autumn 2013): Costa Rica National Team
PES 2014: O'Higgins
PES 2015: Olympique Lyonnais
PES 2016: if you read this
PES 2017: you are
PES 2018: the biggest gay
PES 2019 (Spring 2019 Friendlies): Fenerbahçe
PES 2019 (not Spring 2019 Friendlies): nope
PES 2021: back in my day, some lucky bastard got to put his team's gold on Messi's slot