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| {{SimpleBoardInfobox | | {{team away|vm}} founder and manager |
| |team= oilels
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| |general= no
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| |motto= After 10 soul-crushing years
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| |name= Edmonton Oilers
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| |date= 1973
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| |manager= Peter Chiarelli
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| |owner= Daryl Katz
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| |irl= HarryEnfield
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| |color1= 000080
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| |color2= 9C6D01
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| |scorer= Wayne Gretzky
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| |goals= 583
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| |assister= Wayne Gretzky
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| |assists= 1086
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| |captain= McJesus
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| |w=3
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| |d=0
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| |l=4
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| |gf=18
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| |ga=14
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| |win_home= ncaah
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| |win_away= oilels
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| |win_score_home= 0
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| |win_score_away= 4
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| |win_date= 9/29/17
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| |lose_home= rags
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| |lose_away= oilels
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| |lose_score_home= 5
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| |lose_score_away= 3
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| |lose_date= 10/13/17
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| |first_home= mild
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| |first_away= oilels
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| |first_score_home= 1
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| |first_score_away= 0
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| |first_date= 9/15/17
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| |hex= B77B32
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| |color= Oilel Copper | |
| |anthem= www.youtube.com/watch?v=NPviM4g4XWQ
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| |a_title= Heaven In Alberta
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| |altanthem1_what= Victory Anthem
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| |altanthem1= www.youtube.com/watch?v=u6_FTekkYUk
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| |altanthem1_title= Worlds Apart
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| |altanthem2_what= Playoff Anthem
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| |altanthem2= www.youtube.com/watch?v=aONcdN0Weiw
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| |altanthem2_title= (Copper and Blue) Blood Of Heroes
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| |horn= www.youtube.com/watch?v=UZ2gqxbhPp8
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| |gh_title= THE DREAM
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| |nickname= The Oilers
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| |altgh1_what= Alt. Goal Horn
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| |althorn1= www.youtube.com/watch?v=0us1EJpfCbY
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| |altgh1_title= THE FINAL SOLUTION scores
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| }} | |
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| ==Roster==
| | Teams:<br>{{team away|tf2g}} /vg/ league<br>{{team away|leftypol}} /pol/eague<br>{{team away|genwun}} /vp/ bowl<br>{{team away|oilels}} /hoc/ league<br>{{team away|nhl}} /sp/erb owl<br>{{team away|sneed}} /tv/ league<br>{{team away|leaf}} Multinational Bowl<br>{{team away|metal}} Gusic League |
| {{sq start}}
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| {{sq start player |no=33 |pos=GK |name=Clam TalBOT}}
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| {{sq start player |no=0 |pos=CB |name={{greentext|No Defence}}}}
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| {{sq start player |no=44 |pos=CB |name=Chris Pronger's Contract}}
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| {{sq silver player |no=7 |pos=CB|name=GOAT Coffey}}
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| {{sq start player |no=55 |pos=DMF |name=Le Test Tube}}
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| {{sq start player |no=06 |pos=CMF |name=THE DREAM OF '06}}
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| {{sq start player |no=94 |pos=CMF |name=Ryan Smyth's Mullet}}
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| {{sq start player |no=19 |pos=LWF |name=Sucks At Hockey}}
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| {{sq silver player |no=98 |pos=RWF |name=Poolparty}}
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| {{sq gold player |no=29 |pos=SS |name=THE FINAL SOLUTION}}
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| {{sq gold player |no=97 |pos=CF |name=McJesus{{captain}}}}
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| {{sq mid}}
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| {{sq player |no=10 |pos=GK |name=Ten Years Of Bad Management}}
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| {{sq player |no=80 |pos=CB |name=Remember the 80's?}}
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| {{sq player |no=77 |pos=CB |name=Swedish Defense}}
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| {{sq player |no=25 |pos=CB |name=Male Nurse}}
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| {{sq player |no=6 |pos=CB |name=Oilers Won The Trade}}
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| {{sq player |no=53 |pos=CB |name=Chia Pet}}
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| {{sq player |no=64 |pos=DMF |name=Prospect Graveyard}}
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| {{sq player |no=36 |pos=CMF |name=Yung Drake}}
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| {{sq player |no=16 |pos=CMF |name=Pre-Cocaine Jarret Stoll}}
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| {{sq player |no=93 |pos=CMF |name=The Nuge}}
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| {{sq player |no=27 |pos=LWF |name=L O O C H}}
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| {{sq player |no=18 |pos=RWF |name=The Shittier Strome}}
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| {{sq end}}
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| ==Match History==
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| {| class="wikitable" width=65%
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| !style="background:#EB4433;color:#FFFFFF"| Date
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| !style="background:#EB4433;color:#FFFFFF"| Opponent
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| !style="background:#EB4433;color:#FFFFFF"| Competition
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| !style="background:#EB4433;color:#FFFFFF"| Result
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| !style="background:#EB4433;color:#FFFFFF"| Scorers
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| |-bgcolor='ffcccc'
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| | 15 September 2017
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| |{{team away|mild}}
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| |align=center|[[:/hoc/ League 2017]]
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| |align=center|0-1 L
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| |<small> </small>
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| |-bgcolor='ffcccc'
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| | 22 September 2017
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| |{{team away|broons}}
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| |align=center|[[:/hoc/ League 2017]]
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| |align=center|3-4 L
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| |<small> {{goal|57||63||90+3}} McJesus</small>
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| |-bgcolor='ccffcc'
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| | 29 September 2017
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| |{{team away|ncaah}}
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| |align=center|[[:/hoc/ League 2017]]
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| |align=center|4-0 W
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| |<small> {{goal|50}} Poolparty</small><small> {{goal|58}} McJesus</small><small> {{goal|80}} L O O C H</small><small> {{goal|82}} The Final Solution</small>
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| |-bgcolor='ccffcc'
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| | 6 October 2017
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| |{{team home|stors}}
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| |align=center|[[:/hoc/ League 2017]]
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| |align=center|2-4 W
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| |<small> {{goal|22||35}} McJesus</small><small> {{goal|62||82}} The Final Solution</small>
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| |-bgcolor='ffcccc'
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| | 13 October 2017
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| |{{team away|rags}}
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| |align=center|[[:/hoc/ League 2017]]
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| |align=center|3-5 L
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| |<small> {{goal|6}} Poolparty</small><small> {{goal|11}} L O O C H</small><small> {{goal|14}} McJesus</small>
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| |-bgcolor='ffcccc'
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| | 20 October 2017
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| |{{team home|drw}}
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| |align=center|[[:/hoc/ League 2017]]
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| |align=center|2-0 L
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| |<small> </small>
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| |-bgcolor='ccffcc'
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| | 20 October 2017
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| |{{team home|mild}}
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| |align=center|[[:/hoc/ League 2017]]
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| |align=center|0-4 W
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| |<small> {{goal|10||87}} McJesus</small><small> {{goal|45+1}} Poolparty</small><small> {{goal|68}} THE FINAL SOLUTION</small>
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| |}
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