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LODS OF EMONE

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/tf2g/
/leftypol/
/sneed/
/leaf/
/genwun/

/oilels/

After 10 soul-crushing years

/oilels/ - Edmonton Oilers

Founded

1973

Manager

Peter Chiarelli

Owner

Daryl Katz

IRL manager

HarryEnfield

Team colors

Chat color

9C6D01
Oilel Copper

Top scorer

Wayne Gretzky (583)

Top assister

Wayne Gretzky (1086)

Captain

McJesus

Website

/oilels/ - Edmonton Oilers

Nickname

The Oilers

Historic performance

13	2	10			25				52%
W	D	L			TOTAL				EFFICIENCY

GF	GA	GD
52	46	+6

Biggest win
/ncaah/	0–4	/oilels/
9/29/17

Biggest defeat
/SuperGT/	4–0	/oilels/
01/27/19

First match
/mild/	1–0	/oilels/
9/15/17

Team music

Anthem	Heaven In Alberta
Playoff Anthem	(Copper and Blue) Blood Of Heroes

Goal horn	THE DREAM
Alt. Goal Horn	THE FINAL SOLUTION scores

Kits

Roster

No.

Position

Player

12

	GK

Twelve Years Of Bad Management

0

	CB

>No Defence

44

	CB

Chris Pronger's Contract

2

	CB

Bouchard Bomb

93

	DMF

The Nuge

06

	CMF

THE DREAM OF '06

94

	CMF

Ryan Smyth's Mullet

8

	LWF

Revolving Door of Wingers

18

	RWF

James "The Real Deal" Neal

29

	SS

THE FINAL SOLUTION

97

	CF

McJesus

No.

Position

Player

19

	GK

>Finnish Goaltending

76

	CB

DA BURR

77

	CB

Swedish Defense

25

	CB

Male Nurse

5

	CB

Oilers Won The Trade

15

	CB

The Ghost of Chiarelli

64

	DMF

Prospect Graveyard

60

	CMF

Granny Smith

89

	CMF

8 Point Gagner

83

	CMF

Patrik Stefan Empty Net Apology

8

	LWF

J.J. Pajeet

44

	RWF

Big Kass

Player	Description
>Finnish Goaltending	Mikko Koskinen
Twelve Years Of Bad Management	Bad decisions galore
BOUCHARD BOMB	Evan Bouchard can crank it
>No Defense	Almost no notable D-men since Chris Pronger
Swedish Defense	Klefbom and Larsson baybee
Chris Pronger's Contract	If he won't come back then I can at least have his contract /abandonment issues
Oilers Won The Trade	Thank you New Jersey Devils
Male Nurse	Darnell please pan out
McJesus	Our lord and saviour
THE FINAL SOLUTION	Based Leon Draisaitl
James "The Real Deal" Neal	Gives me The Real Feels
Revolving Door of Wingers	Who gets to play with McJesus this week?
J.J. Pajeet	Only other pajeet than Kadri to play in the NHL
Patrik Stefan Empty Net Apology	CAN YOU BELIEVE WHAT WE JUST SAW
Granny Smith	Markus Granlund
Ryan Smyth's Mullet	2nd in majesty only to Jagr
Prospect Graveyard	Where careers go to die
The Nuge	NUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUGE
8 Point Gagner	4 goals 4 assists >shitcago
THE DREAM OF '06	What if Roloson never got hurt...
Big Kass	S A W F T
DA BURR	Ethan has spirit of Bear
The Ghost of Chiarelli	Bad contracts still lingering

Awards

Player	Award - Season
McJesus	Hart Memorial Trophy (MVP) - /hoc/ League 2017
McJesus	Rocket Richard (Most Goals) - /hoc/ League 2017
McJesus	Golden Boot - Beta Bowl 3

Match History

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
15 September 2017	/mild/	/hoc/ League 2017 Regular Season	0-1 L
22 September 2017	/broons/	/hoc/ League 2017 Regular Season	3-4 L	57', 63', 90+3' McJesus
29 September 2017	/ncaah/	/hoc/ League 2017 Regular Season	4-0 W	50' Poolparty 58' McJesus 80' L O O C H 82' The Final Solution
6 October 2017	/stors/	/hoc/ League 2017 Regular Season	2-4 W	22', 35' McJesus 62', 82' The Final Solution
13 October 2017	/rags/	/hoc/ League 2017 Regular Season	3-5 L	6' Poolparty 11' L O O C H 14' McJesus
20 October 2017	/drw/	/hoc/ League 2017 Regular Season	2-0 L
20 October 2017	/mild/	/hoc/ League 2017 Regular Season	0-4 W	10', 87' McJesus 45+1' Poolparty 68' The Final Solution
17 November 2017	/snes/	/hoc/ League 2017 Regular Season	0-2 W	45+1' Poolparty 73' MacConcussion
15 December 2017	/stors/	/hoc/ League 2017 Regular Season	0-2 L
15 December 2017	/ncaah/	/hoc/ League 2017 Regular Season	0-4 W	25', 84' McJesus 31' The Final Solution 90+3' Poolparty
22 December 2017	/stors/	/hoc/ League 2017 Playoffs - Semi-Finals	0-1 L
22 December 2017	/stors/	/hoc/ League 2017 Playoffs - Semi-Finals	2-3 W (a.e.t.)	20' Poolparty 36' The Final Solution 92' McJesus
22 December 2017	/stors/	/hoc/ League 2017 Playoffs - Semi-Finals	1-3 L	88' The Final Solution
January 19, 2019	/copalib/	/sp/erb Owl 2019 Group Stage	0-1 L
January 20, 2019	/isles/	/sp/erb Owl 2019 Group Stage	3-1 W	13' PoolParty 45+1' L O O C H 69' McJesus
January 25, 2019	/trb/	/sp/erb Owl 2019 Group Stage	2-3 W	8', 57' McJesus 85' The Final Solution
January 26, 2019	/ncaah/	/sp/erb Owl 2019 Playoff Round	1-2 W	13' The Final Solution 90+5' McJesus
January 27, 2019	/SuperGT/	/sp/erb Owl 2019 Quarterfinals	0-4 L
March 21, 2019	/gt/	Beta Bowl 3 Group Stage	0-1 W	73' Poolparty
March 22, 2019	/ice/	Beta Bowl 3 Group Stage	2-2 D	5', 28' McJesus
March 24, 2019	/bang/	Beta Bowl 3 Group Stage	3-3 D	11' McJesus 40' (pen.), 63' The Final Solution
March 30, 2019	/poland/	Beta Bowl 3 Round of 16	3-3 W (5-4 PK)	82', 90+0', 120+0' McJesus 90+3' The Final Solution
March 31, 2019	/bw/	Beta Bowl 3 Quarterfinal	3-1 W	45+1' Sucks At Hockey 76', 84' The Final Solution
March 31, 2019	/r9k/	Beta Bowl 3 Semifinal	3-4 W	20', 45+2', 69' McJesus 81' Yung Drake
March 31, 2019	/cfb/	Beta Bowl 3 Final	3-0 L

Statistics

Player	Goals
McJesus	25
THE FINAL SOLUTION	14
Poolparty	8
L O O C H	3
Sucks At Hockey	1
Yung Drake	1

Player	Assists
THE FINAL SOLUTION	13
Poolparty	7
McJesus	4
L O O C H	3
Ryan Smyth's Mullet	3
Sucks At Hockey	2
Pre-Cocaine Jarret Stoll	1
Patrik Stefan Empty Net Apology	1
Chris Pronger's Contract	1

Player	Saves
Twelve Years of Bad Management	42
Clam TalBOT	28
>Finnish Goaltending	6

Players in italics are retired

Rivalries

/cfb/ - Skates vs. Spikes Derby	In /sp/erb Owl 2019, /cfb/ got their shit kicked in by 2 /hoc/ teams during the group stage, and ever since they've seethed at anything /hoc/ When these two teams finally met in the final match of Beta Bowl 3, tensions and hype were very high. Unfortunately, with the help of a brace from 'BAMAWINSLOL, /cfb/ stole the championship Next time, /oilels/ vow revenge. /hoc/ LIVES
0-0-1

Played	GF	GA	GD
1	0	3	-3

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 | Twelve Years Of Bad Management || Bad decisions galore
 |-
-| GOAT Coffey || Coffey > Orr fuck you
+| BOUCHARD BOMB|| Evan Bouchard can crank it
 |-
 | >No Defense || Almost no notable D-men since Chris Pronger
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 | THE FINAL SOLUTION || Based Leon Draisaitl
 |-
-| Poolparty || BULJU :-DDD (thank you Columbus for passing on him)
+| James "The Real Deal" Neal || Gives me The Real Feels
 |-
-| Sucks At Hockey || Drew Doughty to Patrick Maroon: "Wow, you suck at hockey bud. How long have you been playing?"
+| Revolving Door of Wingers || Who gets to play with McJesus this week?
 |-
-| L O O C H || AKA the guy everyone hates unless he plays for their team
+| J.J. Pajeet || Only other pajeet than Kadri to play in the NHL
 |-
 | Patrik Stefan Empty Net Apology || [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9bBns6ZUn0U CAN YOU BELIEVE WHAT WE JUST SAW]
 |-
-| Pre-Cocaine Jarret Stoll || Before he went to LA
+| Granny Smith || Markus Granlund
 |-
 | Ryan Smyth's Mullet || 2nd in majesty only to Jagr
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-| Yung Drake || Caggiula the college kid
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 |-
 | THE DREAM OF '06 || What if Roloson never got hurt...
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-| Sucks At Hockey || Drew Doughty to Patrick Maroon: "Wow, you suck at hockey, buddy. How long have you been playing?"
+| Big Kass || S A W F T
 |-
-| Kris Russell own goal || J U S T
+| DA BURR || Ethan has spirit of Bear
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-| Fire Chiarelli || Before he fucks up my team even further
+| The Ghost of Chiarelli || Bad contracts still lingering
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+*Players in ''italics'' are retired
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