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Back in the earliest days of the 4cc I found the stream and watched some divegrass. I said to myself: "wow this is shit" and left.

Many years later I came back and found to my surprise that it was no longer shit and started watching. Eventually I decided to start managing and made a team of my own.

I love science but tend to be better in more subjective pursuits. I have a degree in Engineering, but I'm not using it properly.
In my spare time I'm an amateur game dev, formally attached to a branch of Space Station 13 but now off doing my own thing.
I take self depreciative humor to unsafe levels but I've been told by less bias sources I'm not a huge asshole.
I'm a horrible procrastinator and without hard deadlines I never get anything done. If you want something from me, be prepared to remind me about it constantly for months.
I divegrass because it's a fun distraction. I do not want to take it too seriously, but I do want to win.

Teams I manage

•  /agdg/
•  /gd/
•  /scigd/ (with  /sci/)

The Dank Meme Squad (actual)

•  /5/

The Dank Meme Squad (theoretical)

• /vip/
• /j/
• /z/

Other teams I root for

•  /ss13g/
•  /smtg/
•  /3/
•  /g/
•  /vg/
•  /tg/
•  /sci/
•  /t/
•  /trash/

Teams I seek vengeance against

•  /pg/
•  /civ4xg/
•  /edge/
•  /fgg/
•  /twg/
• Anime in all its myriad forms

Records I maintain

Theb Utt, Theb Elt for losing

Rulesets I Made

Standard Heights System (high effort, high variety single tier height system)

Simplified Standard Heights System (Easier to understand, but less variety)

Tournaments Ideas

/trash/ League, survival in the face of sabotage

Hot Take Zone

• Every board deserves a team, even horrible ones (maybe especially horrible ones)
• If you don't have an EEEEE player on your team your team is barely a team at all
• The ideal number of goals in a game is 5
• Possession Long is not a meme
• Act Neutral Good but think Chaotic Neutral