Back in the earliest days of the 4cc I found the stream and watched some divegrass. I said to myself: "wow this is shit" and left.
Many years later I came back and found to my surprise that it was no longer shit and started watching. Eventually I decided to start managing and made a team of my own.
I love science but tend to be better in more subjective pursuits. I have a degree in Engineering, but I'm not using it properly.
In my spare time I'm an amateur game dev, formally attached to a branch of Space Station 13 but now off doing my own thing.
I take self depreciative humor to unsafe levels but I've been told by less bias sources I'm not a huge asshole.
I'm a horrible procrastinator and without hard deadlines I never get anything done. If you want something from me, be prepared to remind me about it constantly for months.
I divegrass because it's a fun distraction. I do not want to take it too seriously, but I do want to win.
Teams I manage
Teams I managed
The Dank Meme Squad (actual)
The Dank Meme Squad (theoretical)
Other teams I root for
Teams I seek vengeance against
Records I maintain
Rulesets I Made
Hot Take Zone
- Every board deserves a team, even horrible ones (maybe especially horrible ones)
- If you don't have an EEEEE player on your team your team is barely a team at all
- The ideal number of goals in a game is 5
- Possession Long is not a meme
- Act Neutral Good but think Chaotic Neutral