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/fhg/ is a skype group where cup personalities gather to discuss sports and various cup related topics, generally a more on-topic /ag/.
Exports
- tactics: do you prefer air raid or power run?
- aesthetics: >the rasm new unis
- music: *canned boos intensifies*
Roster
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Roster Description
Note: Will fill this later
| Player | >de scription |
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| Aaron Rodgers' Family | Aaron Rodgers may have gotten to an NFC Championship game, but when will he talk to his family? |
| shut up twinky | Here at /fhg/, telling twinky to shut up is not only allowed but encouraged to do it |
| >Failcunts | Do not let this description distract you from the fact that the Atlanta Falcons blew a 28-3 lead |
| i love to kiss tittiess | hell yea go packers |
| Homeric works about for-profit colleges | There are no references about DeVry in the Iliad, you can't call the Gods on toll free numbers |
| B I G B A L L E R B R A N D | Are you a big baller to buy the ZO2s? No, then stay in your lane, small baller |
| Thank You Based Carr | Oakland's savior comes from Fresno State and is a devout God-fearing Christian. He's just like Tim Tebow but with actual playing talent. |
| The Draft | Where we all wonder if the Cleveland Browns are going to shoot themselves in the foot, the Raiders get the fastest guy available or if the Jets stay Jest. |
| Fun Times In Cleveland | At least we're not Detroit...we're not Detroit |
| SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP | HOL ON SKEEEEEUP BUT LEBRAWN IS STILL DA BEST BASKETBAWL PLAYER OF ALL TIME SKEEEEEEEUP |
| Sir Tim Bradley Our Lord And Saviour | Winner of 5 Superb Owls and Eli Manning's bitch |
| >Black QBs | >Black QBs >not busts |
| Grip n Sip | Because WKU is the best football team in the C-USA and every time they beat you you have to look over and see that big red blob dancing on the other sideline God Fuck the Hilltoppers and their stupid blob |
| DAT BIRD | IF I SEE THAT FUCKING BIRD ONE MORE TIME I SWEAR TO GOD... |
| >Bandwagoning | >Following the Packers outside of Wisconsin >Following the Yankees while living in Virginia and still switching teams to the Astros >Fuckup Goy |
| >Bungles | Going from almost beating Ben Roethlisberger in the playoffs to having a subpar season next year is so Cincinnati it hurts |
| Chicken Parm | You Taste So Good |
| Cash Considerations | He's a player that brings an immediate impact on and off the field on any sport that he plays in. |
| The Sanchize | Eternal comedy gold machine, from the buttfumble to ending the Eagles season with an interception. |
| Ryan Fitztragic | Sign Fitzpatrick as back up > Your starting QB gets injured > he does a great job replacing him > You name him the starter > Give him money next offseason > He sucks so you release him > other team signs Fitzpatrick as back up repeat ad infinitum |
| Rax Grissman | During a recent taping of the popular Sportscenter series “My Wish” a nine year-old Chicago cancer survivor named Tim, died of apparent internal bleeding while visiting his hometown football team’s workout facility.
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| Trust the Process | Hinkie died for your sins, his sacrifice and work lives through his apostle Joel Embiid |
| Los Angeles Chargers of San Diego | The move nobody wanted to see and now we will see the Chargers play in a 30k stadium for 3 years that will only sell out during Raider games |
Match History
| Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers |
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| 23th March, 2014 |  /wooo/
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Fake Teamb Owl | 3-3 D | The Draft  9'DAT BIRD 22''o' 38'
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| 23th March, 2014 | /wooo/
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Fake Teamb Owl | 3-2 W | 'o' 15' The Draft 34'Davone "DA" Bess 72'
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| 23th March, 2014 |  /sinaweibo/
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Fake Teamb Owl | 1-4 L | 'o' 82'
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| 23th March, 2014 |  /admin/
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Fake Teamb Owl | 0-5 L | |
| 4 July, 2016 |  /giivasunner/
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/ag/ League | 0-1 L | |
| 6 July, 2016 |  /rgg/
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/ag/ League | 1-1 D | Dat Bird 55'
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| 8 July, 2016 |  /moeshit/
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/ag/ League | 2-2 D | YOU LIKE THAT? 3' Fun times in Cleveland 90+3'
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| 26 August, 2017 |  /emg/
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/ag/ League 2: Autism Harder | 2-5 L | Trust the Process 17' SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP 80'
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| 28 August, 2017 |  /kanto/
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/ag/ League 2: Autism Harder | 1-0 W | >failcunts 78'
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| 28 August, 2017 |  /kemono/
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/ag/ League 2: Autism Harder | 1-1 W | Sir Tim Bradley 70'
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| 3 September, 2017 |  /trb/
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/ag/ League 2: Autism Harder Round of 32 | 2-0 W | Fun Times in Cleveland 35' Sir Tim Bradley 89'
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| 9 September, 2017 |  /punic/
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/ag/ League 2: Autism Harder Round of 16 | 4-1 W | SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP 6' Fun Times in Cleveland 35' Sir Tim Bradley 51' >failcunts 76'
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| 10 September, 2017 | /emg/
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/ag/ League 2: Autism Harder Quarter Finals | 3-4 L | SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP 4' Sir Tim Bradley 83' >failcunts 90+4'
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| 7 July, 2018 |  /mls+ayy/
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/ag/ League 3: Dancing Anime Girls Edition | 4-1 W | SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP 32', 38' Fuck You Spanos 40' Owen Sixteen 90+2'
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| 8 July, 2018 |  /cbj/
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/ag/ League 3: Dancing Anime Girls Edition | 0-1 L | |
| 14 July, 2018 |  /nba/
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/ag/ League 3: Dancing Anime Girls Edition | 0-2 L | |
| 31 August, 2019 |  /lwa/
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/ag/ League 4: Formerly Fake Team Bowl | 1-0 W | SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP 9'
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| 1 September, 2019 |  /nhl/
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/ag/ League 4: Formerly Fake Team Bowl | 2-1 W | Already Absent Funds 34', 53'
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| 8 September, 2019 | /nba/
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/ag/ League 4: Formerly Fake Team Bowl | 4-3 W | Hard Working, Deceptively Fast White Wide Receiver Man 9', 63', 85' Double Doink 74'
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| 12 September, 2019 |  /piemonte/
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/ag/ League 4: Formerly Fake Team Bowl | 2-4 L AET | The Draft 51' SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP 90'
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| 22 May, 2020 | /nba/
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/sp/erb Owl 2020 | 4-2 W | SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP 22' Beer Snake 40'>ketchup on steak 63', 75'
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Stats
Goalscorers
| Player | Goals |
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| SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP | 8 |
| Sir Tim Bradley | 4 |
| Fun Times In Cleveland/Owen Sixteen | 4 |
| 'o' | 3 |
| >Failcunts | 3 |
| Hard Working, Deceptively Fast White Wide Receiver Man | 3 |
| The Draft | 3 |
| DAT BIRD | 2 |
| Already Absent Funds | 2 |
| >ketchup on steak | 2 |
| Davone "DA" Bess | 1 |
| You Like That? | 1 |
| Trust The Process | 1 |
| Fuck You Spanos | 1 |
| Double Doink | 1 |
| Beer Snake | 1 |
Assists
| Player | Assists |
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| The Draft | 4 |
| Sir Tim Bradley | 3 |
| SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP | 3 |
| >Failcunts | 2 |
| Big Dick Nick | 2 |
| Hard Working, Deceptively Fast White Wide Receiver Man | 2 |
| Based Kitties | 1 |
| 'o' | 1 |
| The Prophecy | 1 |
| DAT BIRD | 1 |
| Roll Damn Jays | 1 |
| Trust The Process | 1 |
| Cash Considerations | 1 |
| Fuck You Spanos | 1 |
| Days Of Our Steelers | 1 |
| Scorigami | 1 |
| >Mexican Groundskeeping | 1 |
| >ketchup on steak | 1 |
| >17 games | 1 |
Saves & Cleansheets
| Player | Saves | Cleansheets |
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| >Black QBs | 60 | 3 |
| Rax Grissman | 6 | 0 |
| Grip n Sip | 2 | 0 |
| Aaron Rodgers' Family | 1 | 0 |