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| Aaron Rodgers' Family || Aaron Rodgers may have gotten to an NFC Championship game, but when will he talk to his family?
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| Unlike Agholor || Nothing screams Eagles fan like taking time out of your interview about being a hero to shittalk your team's starting WR and his issue with drops.
 
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| shut up twinky || Here at /fhg/, telling twinky to shut up is not only allowed but encouraged to do it
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| Assault. || Rudolph started it
 
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| {{greentext|Failcunts}} || Do not let this description distract you from the fact that the Atlanta Falcons blew a 28-3 lead
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| The culture is actually damn good || "The culture is actually damn good. These people care," Allen said. "We have a very young core of players that we have brought in here who are accustomed to winning. If you look at the record of these guys they're accustomed to winning. They want to win."
 
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| i love to kiss tittiess || hell yea go packers
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| {{greentext|Tompa Bay}} ||  
 
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| Homeric works about for-profit colleges || There are no references about DeVry in the Iliad, you can't call the Gods on toll free numbers
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| Scorigami || A term invented by Jon Bois, which has made everyone obsessed over unique scorelines
 
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| B I G B A L L E R B R A N D || Are you a big baller to buy the ZO2s? No, then stay in your lane, small baller
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| Bill O'Brien is a hack || {{greentext|trade a top 5 receiver in the league for a declining aging RB and a 2nd round pick}}<br>{{greentext|blow a 24-0 lead in the playoffs}}<br>{{greentext|trading Clowney for 2 low tier pass rushers and a 3rd round pick}}<br>{{greentext|somehow continue to gather more power despite all these fuckups}}
 
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| Thank You Based Carr || Oakland's savior comes from Fresno State and is a devout God-fearing Christian. He's just like Tim Tebow but with actual playing talent.
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| {{greentext|A 2nd round pick on a meme gadget QB}} || In 4 seasons Carson Wentz has ZERO playoff wins, 48 regular season fumbles. He is 7-20 vs teams over 500. He has no heart no desire to win. His teammates hate him. He has started 5-6 in 3 of his first 4 seasons. Eagles are 24-6 in their last 30 games with Nick Foles
 
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| The Draft || Where we all wonder if the Cleveland Browns are going to shoot themselves in the foot, the Raiders get the fastest guy available or if the Jets stay Jest.
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| *canned boos* || Where we all wonder if the Cleveland Browns are going to shoot themselves in the foot, the Raiders get the fastest guy available or if the Jets stay Jest, all from the comfort of Roger Goodell's basement.
 
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| Fun Times In Cleveland || At least we're not Detroit...we're not Detroit
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| Fuck AB || {{greentext|burns his feet in a cryotherapy machine}}<br>{{greentext|throw a hissy fit and threaten to retire over not being allowed to wear your helmet}}<br>{{greentext|get fined for missing practices without reason, proceed to call the GM a cracker}}<br>{{greentext|get released, losing all your guaranteed money, and post a video to YouTube about how you're free now}}<br>{{greentext|manage to get hired by the Patriots and look set to have played the entire league into the best situation you can find}}<br>{{greentext|have sexual and personal misconduct allegations come out which get your cut from New England after 1 game}}<br>{{greentext|proceed to bitch and file grievances against both the Raiders and Patriots over your lost $40million before getting into a beef with Logan Paul and just generally proving you're a fucking moron}}<br>Fuck AB, that is all
 
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| SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP || HOL ON SKEEEEEUP BUT LEBRAWN IS STILL DA BEST BASKETBAWL PLAYER OF ALL TIME SKEEEEEEEUP
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| Beer Snake ||  
 
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| Sir Tim Bradley Our Lord And Saviour || Winner of 5 Superb Owls and Eli Manning's bitch
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| {{greentext|ketchup on steak}} ||  
 
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| {{greentext|Black QBs}} || {{greentext|Black QBs}} {{greentext|not busts}}
 
| {{greentext|Black QBs}} || {{greentext|Black QBs}} {{greentext|not busts}}
 
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| Grip n Sip || Because WKU is the best football team in the C-USA and every time they beat you you have to look over and see that big red blob dancing on the other sideline <br> God Fuck the Hilltoppers and their stupid blob
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| Cut my dick off for a super bowl ||  
 
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| DAT BIRD || IF I SEE THAT FUCKING BIRD ONE MORE TIME I SWEAR TO GOD...
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| {{greentext|challenging PIs}} || You dare to challenge me, an NFL referee? You think that I made a wrong decision? Absolutely not, I am never wrong. Throw that flag and lose a challenge if you dare.
 
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| {{greentext|Bandwagoning}} ||  {{greentext|Following the Packers outside of Wisconsin}} <br> {{greentext|Following the Yankees while living in Virginia and still switching teams to the Astros}} <br> {{greentext|Fuckup Goy}}
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| {{greentext|rasm}} ||   
 
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| {{greentext|Bungles}} || Going from almost beating Ben Roethlisberger in the playoffs to having a subpar season next year is so Cincinnati it hurts
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| Chicago Bears Legend, Nick Foles ||  
 
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| Chicken Parm || You Taste So Good
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| Dead Family Members || Who cares if you can run a 4.10 40, can bench 50 times and are the 2nd coming of Jerry Rice, Tom Brady, Deion Sanders, Lawrence Taylor and every hall of famer rolled into 1 player. Unless you have at least 2 dead family members, you're a bust and a fraud
 
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| Cash Considerations || He's a player that brings an immediate impact on and off the field on any sport that he plays in.
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| {{greentext|17 games}} ||  
 
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| The Sanchize || Eternal comedy gold machine, from the buttfumble to ending the Eagles season with an interception.
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| Wheel of Discipline || Got busted for PEDs? The wheel landed on 4 games. Beat your wife? The wheel says 2 games, 1 if you're a good boy and apologise. Been in a 500 metre radius of weed? Get the fuck out of this league
 
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| Ryan Fitztragic || Sign Fitzpatrick as back up > Your starting QB gets injured > he does a great job replacing him > You name him the starter > Give him money next offseason > He sucks so you release him > other team signs Fitzpatrick as back up <br> <br> repeat ad infinitum
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| Draft Dog ||  
 
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| Rax Grissman || During a recent taping of the popular Sportscenter series “My Wish” a nine year-old Chicago cancer survivor named Tim, died of apparent internal bleeding while visiting his hometown football team’s workout facility.<br>
 
| Rax Grissman || During a recent taping of the popular Sportscenter series “My Wish” a nine year-old Chicago cancer survivor named Tim, died of apparent internal bleeding while visiting his hometown football team’s workout facility.<br>
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It has been confirmed that quarterback, Rax Grissman, has been taken in for questioning after numerous cheerleaders informed Chicago investigators that Mr. Grissman boasted of “giving that faggot the chance to catch the hellfire missiles of the RG-10 fighter jet, and I hope he tells god that he’s next.”
 
It has been confirmed that quarterback, Rax Grissman, has been taken in for questioning after numerous cheerleaders informed Chicago investigators that Mr. Grissman boasted of “giving that faggot the chance to catch the hellfire missiles of the RG-10 fighter jet, and I hope he tells god that he’s next.”
 
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| Trust the Process || Hinkie died for your sins, his sacrifice and work lives through his apostle Joel Embiid
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| Fuck You Spanos || The move nobody wanted to see and now we will see the Chargers play in a 30k stadium for 3 years that will only sell out during Raider games
 
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| Los Angeles Chargers of San Diego || The move nobody wanted to see and now we will see the Chargers play in a 30k stadium for 3 years that will only sell out during Raider games
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| SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP || HOL ON SKEEEEEUP BUT LEBRAWN IS STILL DA BEST BASKETBAWL PLAYER OF ALL TIME SKEEEEEEEUP
 
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| <small>SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP {{goal|22}}<br> Beer Snake {{goal|40}}<br> {{greentext|ketchup on steak}} {{goal|63||75}}</small>
 
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Revision as of 23:06, 23 May 2020

/fhg/

/fhg/
Fuck It, I'm Going Deep
Vaughan fhg logo.png
/fhg/ - Fantasy Handegg General
Founded 9 March 2014
Manager Mike Ditka
Owner Roger Goodell
IRL manager /fhg/
Team colors
HEX color DD4814
Burr Orange
Ranking Unranked
Highest rank Unranked (N/A)
Lowest rank Unranked (N/A)
Top scorer SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP (8)
Top assister *canned boos* (5)
Captain Hard Working, Deceptively Fast, White WR Man
Website /fhg/ - Fantasy Handegg General
Nickname The Dragons
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY
10 4 8 22 45.45%
GF GA GD
0 0 0
Biggest win
/fhg/ Vaughan fhg no border icon.png 4–1 Punic icon.png /punic/
September 9th 2017
Biggest defeat
/fhg/ Vaughan fhg no border icon.png 0–5 Admin icon.png /admin/
March 23rd 2014
First match
/fhg/ Vaughan fhg no border icon.png 3–3 Wooo icon.png /wooo/
March 23rd 2014
Elite Cup
Appearances N/A (First in N/A)
Best result N/A, N/A
Babby Cup
Appearances N/A (First in N/A)
Best result N/A, N/A
Team music
Anthem NFL on FOX
Victory Anthem Superb Owl Shuffle

Goal horn Are You Ready For Some Football? (start at 0:17 if it doesn't auto)
Alternate goal horn Welcome back to the /fhg/ draft (for The Draft)
Alternate goal horn King of Akron (for SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP)
Alternate goal horn Fun Times In Cleveland
Alternate goal horn San Diego Super Chargers (for Los Angeles Chargers of San Diego)
Kits


/fhg/ is a skype group where cup personalities gather to discuss sports and various cup related topics, generally a more on-topic /ag/.

Exports

Roster

No. Position Player
13
  GK
Unlike Agholor
95
  CB
Assault.
62
  CB
The Culture is actually damn good
12
  CB
>Tompa Bay
61
  DMF
Scorigami
10
  CMF
Bill O'Brien is a hack
1
  CMF
>A 2nd round pick on a meme gadget QB
20
  AMF
*canned boos*
0
  SS
FUCK AB
5
  SS
Beer Snake
15
  CF
>ketchup on steak Captain
No. Position Player
2
  GK
>Black QBs
50
  CB
cut my dick off for a super bowl
235
  CB
>Challenging PIs
30
  CB
>rasm
9
  DMF
Chicago Bears Legend, Nick Foles
999
  CMF
Dead Family Member
17
  CMF
>17 Games
16
  CMF
Wheel of Discipline
37
  CMF
Draft Dog
8
  AMF
Rax Grissman
55
  SS
FUCK YOU SPANOS
84
  SS
SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP

Roster Description

Note: Will fill this later

Player >de scription
Unlike Agholor Nothing screams Eagles fan like taking time out of your interview about being a hero to shittalk your team's starting WR and his issue with drops.
Assault. Rudolph started it
The culture is actually damn good "The culture is actually damn good. These people care," Allen said. "We have a very young core of players that we have brought in here who are accustomed to winning. If you look at the record of these guys they're accustomed to winning. They want to win."
>Tompa Bay
Scorigami A term invented by Jon Bois, which has made everyone obsessed over unique scorelines
Bill O'Brien is a hack >trade a top 5 receiver in the league for a declining aging RB and a 2nd round pick
>blow a 24-0 lead in the playoffs
>trading Clowney for 2 low tier pass rushers and a 3rd round pick
>somehow continue to gather more power despite all these fuckups
>A 2nd round pick on a meme gadget QB In 4 seasons Carson Wentz has ZERO playoff wins, 48 regular season fumbles. He is 7-20 vs teams over 500. He has no heart no desire to win. His teammates hate him. He has started 5-6 in 3 of his first 4 seasons. Eagles are 24-6 in their last 30 games with Nick Foles
*canned boos* Where we all wonder if the Cleveland Browns are going to shoot themselves in the foot, the Raiders get the fastest guy available or if the Jets stay Jest, all from the comfort of Roger Goodell's basement.
Fuck AB >burns his feet in a cryotherapy machine
>throw a hissy fit and threaten to retire over not being allowed to wear your helmet
>get fined for missing practices without reason, proceed to call the GM a cracker
>get released, losing all your guaranteed money, and post a video to YouTube about how you're free now
>manage to get hired by the Patriots and look set to have played the entire league into the best situation you can find
>have sexual and personal misconduct allegations come out which get your cut from New England after 1 game
>proceed to bitch and file grievances against both the Raiders and Patriots over your lost $40million before getting into a beef with Logan Paul and just generally proving you're a fucking moron
Fuck AB, that is all
Beer Snake
>ketchup on steak
>Black QBs >Black QBs >not busts
Cut my dick off for a super bowl
>challenging PIs You dare to challenge me, an NFL referee? You think that I made a wrong decision? Absolutely not, I am never wrong. Throw that flag and lose a challenge if you dare.
>rasm
Chicago Bears Legend, Nick Foles
Dead Family Members Who cares if you can run a 4.10 40, can bench 50 times and are the 2nd coming of Jerry Rice, Tom Brady, Deion Sanders, Lawrence Taylor and every hall of famer rolled into 1 player. Unless you have at least 2 dead family members, you're a bust and a fraud
>17 games
Wheel of Discipline Got busted for PEDs? The wheel landed on 4 games. Beat your wife? The wheel says 2 games, 1 if you're a good boy and apologise. Been in a 500 metre radius of weed? Get the fuck out of this league
Draft Dog
Rax Grissman During a recent taping of the popular Sportscenter series “My Wish” a nine year-old Chicago cancer survivor named Tim, died of apparent internal bleeding while visiting his hometown football team’s workout facility.


Team doctors who attempted to resuscitate the young boy were hindered in their attempts at CPR due to rib and sternum fractures that apparently occurred while Tim was at the complex.

It has been confirmed that quarterback, Rax Grissman, has been taken in for questioning after numerous cheerleaders informed Chicago investigators that Mr. Grissman boasted of “giving that faggot the chance to catch the hellfire missiles of the RG-10 fighter jet, and I hope he tells god that he’s next.”

Fuck You Spanos The move nobody wanted to see and now we will see the Chargers play in a 30k stadium for 3 years that will only sell out during Raider games
SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP HOL ON SKEEEEEUP BUT LEBRAWN IS STILL DA BEST BASKETBAWL PLAYER OF ALL TIME SKEEEEEEEUP

Match History

Date Opponent Competition Result Scorers
23th March, 2014 Wooo icon.png /wooo/ Fake Teamb Owl 3-3 D The Draft Goal 9'
DAT BIRD Goal 22'
'o' Goal 38'
23th March, 2014 Wooo icon.png /wooo/ Fake Teamb Owl 3-2 W 'o' Goal 15'
The Draft Goal 34'
Davone "DA" Bess Goal 72'
23th March, 2014 Sinaweibo icon.png /sinaweibo/ Fake Teamb Owl 1-4 L 'o' Goal 82'
23th March, 2014 Admin icon.png /admin/ Fake Teamb Owl 0-5 L
4 July, 2016 Giivasunner icon.png /giivasunner/ /ag/ League 0-1 L
6 July, 2016 Rgg icon.png /rgg/ /ag/ League 1-1 D Dat Bird Goal 55'
8 July, 2016 Moeshit icon.png /moeshit/ /ag/ League 2-2 D YOU LIKE THAT?Goal 3'
Fun times in Cleveland Goal 90+3'
26 August, 2017 Emg icon.png /emg/ /ag/ League 2: Autism Harder 2-5 L Trust the Process Goal 17'
SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP Goal 80'
28 August, 2017 Kanto icon.png /kanto/ /ag/ League 2: Autism Harder 1-0 W >failcunts Goal 78'
28 August, 2017 Kemono icon.png /kemono/ /ag/ League 2: Autism Harder 1-1 W Sir Tim Bradley Goal 70'
3 September, 2017 Trb icon.png /trb/ /ag/ League 2: Autism Harder Round of 32 2-0 W Fun Times in Cleveland Goal 35'
Sir Tim Bradley Goal 89'
9 September, 2017 Punic icon.png /punic/ /ag/ League 2: Autism Harder Round of 16 4-1 W SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP Goal 6'
Fun Times in Cleveland Goal 35'
Sir Tim Bradley Goal 51'
>failcunts Goal 76'
10 September, 2017 Emg icon.png /emg/ /ag/ League 2: Autism Harder Quarter Finals 3-4 L SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP Goal 4'
Sir Tim Bradley Goal 83'
>failcunts Goal 90+4'
7 July, 2018 Mls+ayy icon.png /mls+ayy/ /ag/ League 3: Dancing Anime Girls Edition 4-1 W SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP Goal 32'38'
Fuck You Spanos Goal 40'
Owen Sixteen Goal 90+2'
8 July, 2018 Cbj icon.png /cbj/ /ag/ League 3: Dancing Anime Girls Edition 0-1 L
14 July, 2018 Nba icon.png /nba/ /ag/ League 3: Dancing Anime Girls Edition 0-2 L
31 August, 2019 Lwa icon.png /lwa/ /ag/ League 4: Formerly Fake Team Bowl 1-0 W SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP Goal 9'
1 September, 2019 Nhl icon.png /nhl/ /ag/ League 4: Formerly Fake Team Bowl 2-1 W Already Absent Funds Goal 34'53'
8 September, 2019 Nba icon.png /nba/ /ag/ League 4: Formerly Fake Team Bowl 4-3 W Hard Working, Deceptively Fast White Wide Receiver Man Goal 9'63'85'
Double Doink Goal 74'
12 September, 2019 Piemonte icon.png /piemonte/ /ag/ League 4: Formerly Fake Team Bowl 2-4 L AET The Draft Goal 51'
SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP Goal 90'
22 May, 2020 Nba icon.png /nba/ /sp/erb Owl 2020 4-2 W SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP Goal 22'
Beer Snake Goal 40'
>ketchup on steak Goal 63'75'
23 May, 2020 25px /tugao/ /sp/erb Owl 2020 3-0 W *canned boos* Goal 36'
>ketchup on steak Goal 71'76'

Stats

Goalscorers

Player Goals
SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP 8
Sir Tim Bradley 4
Fun Times In Cleveland/Owen Sixteen 4
>ketchup on steak 4
The Draft/*canned boos* 4
'o' 3
>Failcunts 3
Hard Working, Deceptively Fast White Wide Receiver Man 3
DAT BIRD 2
Already Absent Funds 2
Davone "DA" Bess 1
You Like That? 1
Trust The Process 1
Fuck You Spanos 1
Double Doink 1
Beer Snake 1


Assists

Player Assists
The Draft/*canned boos* 5
Sir Tim Bradley 3
SKEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUP 3
>Failcunts 2
Big Dick Nick 2
Hard Working, Deceptively Fast White Wide Receiver Man 2
Based Kitties 1
'o' 1
The Prophecy 1
DAT BIRD 1
Roll Damn Jays 1
Trust The Process 1
Cash Considerations 1
Fuck You Spanos 1
Days Of Our Steelers 1
Scorigami 1
>Mexican Groundskeeping 1
>ketchup on steak 1
>17 games 1
Beer Snake 1
Fuck AB 1


Saves & Cleansheets

Player Saves Cleansheets
>Black QBs 61 3
Rax Grissman 6 0
Grip n Sip 2 0
Aaron Rodgers' Family 1 0