Wooden Spoon Match History

At the end of every officially sanctioned tournament since the 2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup, retired legends of the cup congregate together to pit their aged skills against the team cursed with finishing last in the tournament, representing the unholy abomination ineligible board /trash/. Though they may have been iconic and household names in the past, these seniors have lost a lot of the flair and skill that made them famous to begin with. Nonetheless, with the guidance of hundreds of managers barking out messages in the form of memes in the Hitbox Smashcast chat, these aged heroes are proud to return to the pitch and churn out ninety solid minutes of fighting spirit every three months, though they tend to lose by double digits in each match.

After five matches, /trash/ currently trails in the aggregate scoring by a score of 66-1, having failed to find the back of the net until The Flash scored from the spot against /k/ in Spring 2017. The Flash NEARLY scored against /n/ in Winter 2017, but his shot was cleared off the line.

2016 4chan Spring Babby Cup

15 May 2016	/n/	11–0	/trash/
21:00	I Like Trains  9', 19', 53' Bepsi  14', 17' Baconrider  22', 26', 49', 58', 90+4' Hipster Fixie  39'			Riggly Field Attendance: Unknown

2016 4chan Summer Cup

14 August 2016	/pol/	17–0	/trash/
22:20	Donald Trump  5', 15', 25', 45+5', 55', 69' Moonman  8', 86' Stormfront  31', 37', 45+3', 57', 59', 73', 90+3' Hitler  44' Jews  51'			/new/remburg Field Attendance: Unknown

2016 4chan Autumn Babby Cup

6 November 2016	/i/	14–0	/trash/
23:00	Beatrice  12', 43', 59' /i/rene  17', 44', 65', 70', 74', 76', 77', 81', 83'  50' Dungeonwaterway  21' Socket Error  53'			PES 2013 Attendance: Unknown

2017 4chan Winter Cup

19 February 2017	/n/	18–0	/trash/
21:00	Bullet Train  8', 12', 25', 30', 34', 37', 48'  90+2' Based Tony Martin  14', 52' Cycling Cap  20', 28' User Was Hit By A Car  32', 56', 79' Schettino  35' Trinidad Strong  76', 86' I Like Trash  83', 90+1'		23' Based God  37' User Was Warned  51' Kaiji  90+3' Dead Bart	Riggly Field Attendance: 601

2017 4chan Spring Babby Cup

21 May 2017	/trash/	1–6	/k/
23:40	Mormon Jesus  6' The Flash  49' (pen.)		12', 44', 54', 58', 71', 85' Zergface	Sensible World of Soccer Attendance: 480