| /Announcement/
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| "I've Come to make an Announcement"
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| /Announcement/ - Eggman
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| Founded
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August 2020
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| Manager
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Eggman's 70 Twitter.Com Accounts
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| Owner
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SnapCube
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| IRL manager
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Lazy
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| Team colors
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| Chat color
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00bfff
SUPER LASER PISS BLUE
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| Ranking
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Unranked
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| Highest rank
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Unranked (N/A)
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| Lowest rank
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Unranked (N/A)
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| Top scorer
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? ()
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| Top assister
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? (?)
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| Captain
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SUPER LASER PISS
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| Website
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/Announcement/ - Eggman
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| Nickname
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| Historic performance
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| W
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D
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L
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TOTAL
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EFFICIENCY
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| 0
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0
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0
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0
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0%
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| Biggest win
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TBD 
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–
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TBD
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| Biggest defeat
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| TBD
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–
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TBD
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| First match
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| TBD
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–
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TBD
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| Elite Cup
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| Appearances
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N/A (First in N/A)
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| Best result
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N/A, N/A
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| Babby Cup
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| Appearances
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N/A (First in N/A)
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| Best result
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N/A, N/A
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| Team music
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| Kits
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A Brief Word From Our Generous Donator.
I've come to make an announcement: Shadow the Hedgehog's a bitch-ass motherfucker. He pissed on my fucking wife. That's right. He took his hedgehog fuckin' quilly dick out and he pissed on my FUCKING wife, and he said his dick was THIS BIG, and I said that's disgusting. So I'm making a callout post on my Twitter.com. Shadow the Hedgehog, you got a small dick. It's the size of this walnut except WAY smaller. And guess what? Here's what my dong looks like. That's right, baby. Tall points, no quills, no pillows, look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. He fucked my wife, so guess what, I'm gonna fuck the earth. That's right, this is what you get! My SUPER LASER PISS! Except I'm not gonna piss on the earth. I'm gonna go higher. I'm pissing on the MOOOON! How do you like that, OBAMA? I PISSED ON THE MOON, YOU IDIOT! You have twenty-three hours before the piss DROPL-E-TS hit the fucking earth, now get out of my fucking sight before I piss on you too!
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Position
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Player
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| 1
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I'VE COME TO MAKE AN ANNOUNCEMENT
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| 2
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SUPER LASER PISS 
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DROPL-E-ETS
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SHADOW HAS A SMALL DICK
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THIS IS WHAT YOU GET
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| 6
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PISSED ON MY FUCKING WIFE
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| 7
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70 ALTERNATE ACCOUNTS
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| 8
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EGGMAN'S DONG
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| 9
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HOW DO YOU LIKE THAT OBAMA?
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| 10
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PISSED ON THE MOON
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THIS BIG
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| No.
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Position
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Player
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| 12
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TILTED TOWERS
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MEMPHIS TENNESEE
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YOU IDIOT
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| 15
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ALFRED
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HE'S GONNA GO HIGHER
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GET OUT OF MY FUCKING SIGHT
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EGGMAN'S DONG
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| 19
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TWITTER.COM
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NO PILLOWS
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TWO BALLS AND A BONG
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THATS DISGUSTING
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GAMER PAD
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