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| Just throw the ball into Lake Erie | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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| /cleveland/ - The Mistake by the Lake | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Roster Description
| Player | >de scription |
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| Cleveland Barons | Cleveland's NHL Team. It died after selling all of its draft picks to the Canadiens for magic beans. |
| Akron Pros | One of the founding members of the NFL, they died shortly after it was created. |
| Jim Brown | One of the greatest running backs in NFL history. Somehow managed to not only play for Cleveland, but also win championships there. Nowadays he sits in the owner's box at Browns games and cries into his beer. |
| June 19th, 2016 | IT'S FINALLY OVER! CLEVELAND WON A CHAMPIONSHIP! |
| Cuyahoga River Fire | Cleveland polluted the Cuyahoga river so badly that in 1969 it caught fire. In Cleveland, even water can catch fire. |
| Red Right 88 | The 1980 Cleveland Browns, known for gambling at the end of nearly every game and winning, gambled at the end of a game...and didn't win. |
| The Drive | In the 1986 AFC Championship, John Elway and the Denver Broncos were backed up on their own 2 yard-line, down 7 points, with 3 minutes left in the game. So of course they won in overtime. |
| The Fumble | The very next year in the 1987 AFC Championship, the Browns were rallying back, down 7 with a few minutes to go. On what should have been the game tying TD, Earnest Byner fumbled the ball on the goal line. |
| The Shot | Michael Jordan's most iconic moment, coming at the expense of...Cleveland. |
| 95' Indians | In 1995, the Cleveland Indians made the world series, and somehow managed to lose to the >Barves |
| Cleveland 95' | Despite perfect attendance and a winning team, Browns owner Art Model decided to move the Cleveland Browns to Baltimore in 1995. Four years later the team won a championship, and the head coach of the 95' Browns, Bill Belichick, has won 4. |
| 97' Indians | One year after losing the Browns, Cleveland got to watch the Indians lose another world series, this time to the Miami Marlins in extra innings in game 7. |
| AT LEAST WE STILL HAVE LEBRON | Until he fucks off to LA... |
| Paul Brown | Fired from the Browns despite the team being named after him, and despite the fact that he had won 6 championships in his tenure with the team. |
| The Jersey | A Tim Couch jersey with every single Browns starting QB since 1999 on it. After the Cavs won the NBA Championship it got thrown out but they're on QB #28 right now. |
| Believeland | Hope, despair, despair some more, contemplate suicide, discover Lake Erie is already full of dead bodies, repeat. |
| Lake Erie | MISTAKE BY THE LAKE |
| Moses Cleveland | he's the man who invented Cleveland. |
| All American Football Conference | Cleveland managed to win this league...and then it died. Not saying the two are connected but... |
| >Leaveland | I'm taking my talents to South Beach |
| FUN TIMES IN CLEVELAND | AGAIN! STILL CLEVELAND! |
| Johny Rehab | QB #24. Some say rehab is a step UP from playing for the Browns. |
| Factory of Sadness | "YOU ARE A FACTORY OF SADNESS!...See you next week." |