/eb/

/eb/
This Team Stinks.
/eb/ - Earthbound
Founded August 27, 1994 Manager Satoru Iwata Owner Shigesato Itoi IRL manager QD !!ztCBdAQrY7S Team colors Extra team colors Chat color 7979F1 Blue Blue Top scorer SMAAAASH!! (23) Top assister () Captain SMAAAASH!! Website /eb/ - Earthbound Nickname Mother 2
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 7 1 12 20 35%
GF GA GD 63 65 -2
Biggest win /yiik/  2–8  /eb/ September 2, 2023 Biggest defeat /eb/  0–5  /rabi/ August 27, 2023 First match /cbg/  2–6  /eb/ July 7, 2018
Team music
Anthem Pollyanna (I Believe in You) Victory Anthem Smiles and Tears Goal horn Franky 3+ Goals Scored Pokey Means Business! Fuzzy Pickles What a Great Picture! Own Goal or Spaghetti Sanctuary Guardian
Kits

Earthbound is my favorite game of all time, so I made a team for it. No crying until the end.

Roster

No. Position Player 57   GK You Cannot Grasp the True Form of Giygas 98   LB Why Don't You Take a Break? 58   CB New Age Retro Hippie 70   CB A Whiff of Pussy 83   RB A FUCKING BEE 2   AMF Tony is Gay 42   AMF POO IN MU 20   AMF Bottle Rockets LMAO 9   AMF Pray to Win 32   AMF Fuzzy Pickles 99   CF SMAAAASH!!

No. Position Player 0   GK What an All-Mighty Idiot! 3   LB Literally Three Minutes 35   LB The Third Strongest 88   CB Blue Klux Klan 68   CB Dungeon Man 10   CB Father of the Decade 4   RB Hello! And... Good-Bye! 12   RB Unassuming Local Pedophile 57   AMF Everdred is Everdead 1   AMF Useless Bicycle 56   AMF THAT TREE'S GONNA BLOW 28   AMF GIVE ME THE SWORD YOU GOLD-PLATED SHIT

Sacked Players

No. Position Player   CB """Magic""" Cake   CMF Drunk on Coffee

Downloads

Tactical Export (AGL7 | PES19)
Aesthetics Export (AGL7 | PES19)
Mr. Saturn Ball (AGL7 | PES19)
Music Export (as of AGL7)

Tactical Export (NB2 | PES21)
Aesthetics Export (NB2 | PES21)
NB2 Pastebin

Match History

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
July 7, 2018	/cbg/	/ag/ League 3	2–6 W	SMAAAASH!!  22', 40', 70', Drunk On Coffee  58', Father of the Decade  65', POO IN MU  90+5'
July 13, 2018	/dg/	/ag/ League 3	3–2 L	Fuzzy Pickles  81', 89'
July 14, 2018	/mgr/	/ag/ League 3	1–4 L	Bottle Rockets LMAO  45+2', """Magic""" Cake  61'
August 31, 2019	/fallout/	/ag/ League 4	3–1 L	Pray to Win  83'
September 7, 2019	/dg/	/ag/ League 4	1–4 L	SMAAAASH!!  71'
September 8, 2019	/rgg/	/ag/ League 4	1–2 L	Poo in Mu  68'
August 15, 2020	/trek/	/ag/ League 5	4–3 W	Fuzzy Pickles  14', SMAAAASH!!  58', 66', Pray to Win  61'
August 21, 2020	/ctt/	/ag/ League 5	3–2 W	SMAAAASH!!  57', 85', Fuzzy Pickles  90'
August 22, 2020	/kickem/	/ag/ League 5	7–3 L	SMAAAASH!!  21', 75', 78'
August 28, 2020	/bw/	/ag/ League 5	3–2 L	SMAAAASH!!  22', Pray To Win  40'
August 28, 2021	/rus/	/ag/ League 6	2–0 W	SMAAAASH!!  6', 65'
August 29, 2021	/halo/	/ag/ League 6	3–2 W	Pray To Win  17', Fuzzy Pickles  37', 79'
September 4, 2021	/dtl/	/ag/ League 6	3–2 L	SMAAAASH!!  11', Fuzzy Pickles  44', Pray to Win  90'
September 10, 2021	/Protomenl/	/ag/ League 6	8–7 L	Fuzzy Pickles  43', 57', 64', 101', SMAAAASH!!  56', 60', 79'
March 3, 2022	/3ds/	Nintyb owl 2	2–5 L	Pray to Win  39', SMAAAASH!!  80'
March 4, 2022	/dtl/	Nintyb owl 2	0–1 W	Fuzzy Pickles  48'
March 5, 2022	/xb2/	Nintyb owl 2	1–4 L	Fuzzy Pickles  30'
August 26, 2023	/spebsqsa/	/ag/ League 7	3–3 D	Pray to Win  34', SMAAAASH!!  44', 77'
August 27, 2023	/rabi/	/ag/ League 7	0–5 L
September 2, 2023	/yiik/	/ag/ League 7	2–8 W	Pray to Win  3', 81', Fuzzy Pickles  24', 90', Bottle Rockets LMAO  33', Why Don't You Take A Break?  38', SMAAAASH!!  45+2', 84'