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Enter the Fist
/kp/ - Kung Pow! Enter the Fist
Founded January 25, 2002 Manager Steve Oedekerk IRL manager Kinsey Type F !!SHeuLX1RDVQ Team colors Chat color aba7a1 Chosen Grey Top scorer () Top assister () Captain Chosen One Website /kp/ - Kung Pow! Enter the Fist Nickname No nickname
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 0 0 0 0 0%
GF GA GD 0 0 0
Biggest win TBD  –  TBD Biggest defeat TBD  –  TBD First match TBD  –  TBD
Team music
Anthem Kung Pow Theme Song Victory Anthem Intermission Goal horn "The Chosen One" - Kung Pow Remix Betty Goalhorn Black Betty Remix
Kits

Beat this team, if you're so great.

Roster

No. Position Player 1   GK Leap that Wall, if you're so Great 10   CB A Great Magician 8   CB Trained Wrong 8   CB I Implore You to Reconsider 15   DMF Stomach Plug 4   CMF [Delayed Bark] 3   CMF Gopher Chucks 6   AMF THAT'S A LOTTA NUTS 7   SS WEEEOOOHWEEEOOOHWEEEOOOH 11   SS Betty 96   CF Chosen One

No. Position Player 12   GK A Tiny Net 17   CB Shirt Ripper 21   CB The Paralyzer 9   CB A RadioShack 23   LB French Aliens 20   RB Tiger Tiger 18   DMF Groin Attack 19   DMF Master Tang 25   CMF Product Placement for Taco Bell 99   CMF THIS IS CNN 66   CMF Gnodab 14   SS One-Boobed Lady

Exports

We made it wrong, as a joke.

• Tactical Export: one
• Aesthetics Export: of us
• Audio Export: is wearing a
• Pastebin: pushup bra