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/lob/ - Lobotomy Corporation
Founded September 21, 2020 Manager X Owner A IRL manager Two_Scoops !!xa7VqC3ACEa CorgiLord !!vLRzEDZAWOl Team colors Chat color E89B38 BongBong Orange Top scorer BongBong/Most Advanced AI (5) Top assister BongBong (5) Captain Most Advanced AI Website /lob/ - Lobotomy Corporation Nickname Managers
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 2 0 2 4 50%
GF GA GD 14 14 0
Biggest win /lob/  6–4  /rts/ December 6th, 2020 Biggest defeat /smish/  4–2  /lob/ December 12th, 2020 First match /lob/  5–3  /square/ December 5th, 2020
Team music
Anthem String Theocracy Knockouts Anthem First Trumpet Goal horn Second Trumpet
Kits
Home kit File:TBD Away kit File:TBD Goalkeeper kit File:TBD Third kit File:TBD

Once upon a time, a bunch of Koreans wanted to make an SCP management game, but some Russian guy tried to claim the SCP trademark and some legal bullshit ensued. The Koreans said fuck it and made their own Not-SCP universe with blackjack and hookers. And thus, Lobotomy Corporation was born.

Roster

No. Position Player 500   GK Myo Protocol 100   LB Read The Manual 2   CB Eyes Buttered 56   CB A Literal Bird 49   RB Clerk Lives Matter 20   CMF Died of Hokma 50   CMF SUPPRESS THIS(,) BITCH 555   CMF Chad Nugget 31   SS The Work Result Was Good 999   CF BongBong 1   SS Most Advanced AI

No. Position Player 86   GK Your Ticket, Sir 89   LB [CENSORED] 93   LB Blue Star 4   RB Queen of Fuck You 18   CB Fresh Meat 60   CB Not Machines 106   RB """ZAYIN""" 911   DMF Patch 1.0.2.0 70   DMF Dude Enkephalin Lmao 30   CMF Bucket 80   CMF Mostly Harmless 18   CMF Ass Gazer