Player |
Description
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Getting Mugged |
Hand over your wallet to that friendly African American
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>State Sport >Jousting |
The most metal state sport
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Failing Baseball Team |
I'm sure the Oriels will win this year! Right guys? Right?
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1812 |
>Wanting Canada
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Rich Stereotype |
Only true if you own a boat and live in the harbor
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We have a basketball team? |
What a strange looking turtle. Wait that's a basketball team? Whos?
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Chimpouts |
Things don't go your way? Destroy your city!
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Dundalk |
The ghetto county
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Crabs |
The only good food we have here.
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Meme Team Birds |
BECAUSE BIRDS AMIRITE
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Shitty Ghettos |
Getting mugged, stabbed and killed in our beautiful city!
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Edgar Allen Poe |
Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered, weak and weary
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Self-Conscious Democrats |
The better half of the proverbial coin, to see the other half go to chimpouts
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Floods |
Ocean city flooded another 48 times this month, which is better than last month
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Hurricanes Missing Us |
Like a bad sniper it always misses
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Better Than Delaware |
I mean there's an actual reason to come here unlike Delaware
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Joe Flacco is Elite |
The god king of Maryland is always elite, even when he's not
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Lacrosse |
Not as cool of a sport as jousting, and boring as shit to watch. Don't make this the new state sport.
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Towson |
The capitol, and safer then Baltimore.
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Yankee Rednecks |
We may be up north but it doesn't stop people from acting like there from Alabama
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Slightly Salty Bay |
It's only kinda salty, because it's brackish
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Muh Civil War |
Even our anthem wants to join the south
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Great Baltimore Fire |
Useless firetrucks while people burn to death. 10/10
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