/messi/
| /messi/
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| 90+ troughball to Messi, then evade taxes.
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| /messi/ - /messi/
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| Founded
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9 March 2014
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| Manager
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SuppaTenko
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| Owner
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Lionel Messi
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| IRL manager
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| Team colors
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| Chat color
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caaba3
idk
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| Top scorer
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| Top assister
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| Captain
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Troughball Messi
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| Website
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/messi/ - /messi/
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| Nickname
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No nickname
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| Historic performance
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D
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L
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TOTAL
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EFFICIENCY
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| 0
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0
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0
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0
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0%
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| Biggest win
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TBD 
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TBD
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| Biggest defeat
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| TBD
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TBD
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| First match
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| TBD
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TBD
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| Team music
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| Kits
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The one team that ruins it all. What a dick.
Roster
| No.
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Position
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Player
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| 1
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TAXEVADER MESSI
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| 3
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who /messi/ here?
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| 14
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FUCK YOU MESSI
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| 22
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MESSIMESSIMESSI
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| 18
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MESHIT
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| 16
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#GASTHEMESSI
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| 6
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MESSI RUINING THE CUP
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| 8
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CHEEKY CUNT MESSI
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| 20
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MESSIWINSLOL
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| 10
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TROUGHBALL MESSI 
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| 11
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HEIGHTABUSE MESSI
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| No.
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Position
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Player
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| 13
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>MESSI
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| 15
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STOP MESSIABUSE
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| 5
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FAT MESSI
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| 2
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MESSIDEPENCIA
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| 21
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PUKING MESSI
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| 17
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BLACK FRENCH MESSI
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| 4
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MISSI
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| 12
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MESSI KIMOCHII
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| 7
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MESSI HITLER
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| 24
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MESSI SHOULD BE OUT
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| 9
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SCHLOMO MESSISTEIN
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| 23
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LOLI MESSI
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Roster Description
| Player |
Origin
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| TAXEVADER MESSI |
His second legendary skill, dodging taxes.
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| who /messi/ here? |
Often asked to find out who is messi in here.
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| FUCK YOU MESSI |
A catchphrase often yelled when Messi once again scored a cheeky 90+ throughball.
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| MESSIMESSIMESSI |
MESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSIMESSI
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| MESHIT |
MESSI + SHIT = MESHIT
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| #GASTHEMESSI |
The only way to save us from the Messi menace.
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| MESSI RUINING THE CUP |
Self explanatory.
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| CHEEKY CUNT MESSI |
All that he is, being cheeky and a cunt.
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| MESSIWINSLOL |
Self explanatory.
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| TROUGHBALL MESSI |
The cause of all evil, one single pass forward to him can throw the peaceful world into the pits of hell.
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| HEIGHTABUSE MESSI |
Combines everything we hate into one being.
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| >MESSI |
Will be uttered whenever he let's a ball in.
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| STOP MESSIABUSE |
Just fucking stop it already.
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| FAT MESSI |
A fatter version of Messi.
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| MESSIDEPENCIA |
Are you addicted to Messi? Can't win a game without him?
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| PUKING MESSI |
Sometimes Messi just have to let it out.
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| BLACK FRENCH MESSI |
He is black, he is french, he is a cheap version of Messi. Can often been seen running away from the other team, using his nigger speed.
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| MISSI |
Ever get tired of someone missing the ball?
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| MESSI KIMOCHII |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YaeMu1Zp7ME
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| MESSI HITLER |
In 1945 nazi scientists escaped to argentina. They planned to combine the Führers DNA with locals, what they created was the ultimate Übermensch, Messi Hitler. Blond, tall and blue eyes, same as Hitler himself.
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| MESSI SHOULD BE OUT |
The only acceptable opinion about Messi.
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| SCHLOMO MESSISTEIN |
Messi has a huge noes, could he secretly be a jew?
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| LOLI MESSI |
Back in his younger days, Messi had problems with his hormones.
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