| Player |
Description
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| Martin St. Louis |
College GOAT, NHL HoF'er, had his number retired by both an NHL team and his college team. UVM is garbage in 2021 please send help!
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| 7th Round Pick of The New Jersey Devils |
His older brother joined the /snes/ College Goalie Clowncar in 2019.
Was excited to move to Edmonton but his rights got traded to San Jose, and then to New Jersey.
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| MINNESOTAWINSLOL |
Minnesota Duluth 2018 National Champs
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| >Atlantic "Hockey" |
A bunch of small schools in the mid atlantic that are all complete garbage...plus Air Force
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| NODAKS |
What everyone calls North Dakota because they can't remember their new name
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| The UCONN Whalers |
UCONN totally isn't cashing in on the Whalers guys...[Quickly hides Brass Bonanza CD]
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| Colorado Avalanche Legend Cale Makar |
Scored in his first game in the NHL thanks to his time spent in the NCAA, sure to be a HoF player.
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| Desert Hockey Classic(tm) |
Arizona State's hockey team is more popular than the Coyotes...not that that's hard. They hold a yearly 4 team tournament in Arizona
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| The Beanpot |
Yearly tournament dating back to 1952 featuring Northeastern, Boston College, Boston University, and Harvard. Does not actually contain beans
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| The Belpot |
Not to be confused with the Beanpot, the Belpot is a college hockey tournament in Belfast, because apparently Northern Ireland likes hockey
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| PAC12 when? |
People have been speculating for years that the PAC12 would take up D1 hockey. However due to Title IX constraints only Arizona State has joined, and are stuck in limbo with no conference
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| At least it's not Buffalo |
OK so nobody will pay you to play for Michigan, but if you stay there you don't have to play for the Sabres
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| Alternative Michigan |
So many Michigans to choose from!
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| Alabama–Huntsville |
Alabama plays hockey. Alabama is not very good at Hockey
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| 4:20 |
It's tradition at a lot of schools to count down to 4:20 remaining in each period. DUDE WEED LMAO
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| APRIL INSANITY |
You thought March Madeness was fun? Well this isn't nearly as good but please watch our sport!
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| Hockey East |
The SEC of Hockey
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| It's a Tie? |
You can tie in college hockey, except when you can't. Each conference sets their own rules for OT and it's a big confusing mess during inter-conference matchups because the two teams get to make up a whole new set of OT rules just for that one game, right before the game
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| Miami |
No not the good one, the Ohio one. They drop the "Of Ohio" to try and trick you into watching.
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| UMASS Low |
UMASS Lowell has become a hockey powerhouse by accepting all of the students too dumb to get accepted into any school with actual admissions standards.
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| St. Habs State |
Contrary to popular belief, the Habs stole the logo from them
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| Minnesota Duluth |
The 2017-2018 and 2018-2019 National Champions
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| Hug of death |
Fighting is banned in NCAA Hockey, so players try to hug each other to death instead
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Martin St. Louis
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