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>Boris Stronk
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/ring/ - Boris Fit Adventure
Founded December 3, 2019 Owner DrBorisG's Body IRL manager horsbussy(tentative) Team colors Chat color FFDF26 Top scorer () Top assister () Captain Website /ring/ - Boris Fit Adventure Nickname '
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 2 0 1 3 66.67%
GF GA GD 4 4 0
Biggest win /retardy/  1–2  /ring/ 12/06/2020 Biggest defeat /ring/  0–2  /block/ 12/05/2020 First match /ring/  0–2  /block/ 12/05/2020
Team music
Anthem Dynamic Stretching Victory Anthem Joe Esposito - You're The Best Goal horn Johnny Cash - Ring of Fire Dragaux Horn Dragonforce - Heart of a Dragon 200LB Fatass Horn Wilbur Witt - Fuck You Texas
Kits

It's a joke, and it'll be a hell of a joke if it actually becomes a team. And it did become a team. Honk Honk.

Players

No. Position Player 6   GK Ab Guard 30   RB WATER BRAND WATER 11   LB >Gains 16   CB Hubby 17   CB Honey 5   LMF Leg Strap 20   RMF Headphone Wire 8   CMF A LITTLE WEIRD 10   CMF TIPP IS LATE 200   SS Some 200LB Fatass 22   CF Wet Splat

No. Position Player 1   GK Super Spinach Smoothies 8   RB Abdonis 7   LB Armando 21   CB Static Stretching 32   CB Deer Bothering 8   CB Planking 3   CB Praise the Sun 9   LMF Guru Andma 156   RMF Allegra 420   LMF I Hope You Wash That Towel 4   RMF No Pulse 500   CMF BARA DRAGON

Exports

Updated Meme-ass Tactics and Formations

Backup Squad setup 4ccs

Music

Aesthetics, a few pkuns, idk when it'll all be done, only 2 models left to go now tho

Instructions

Dragaux Silver is benched until 65, then subbed on at 65, since you need to fight a lot of enemies before you can actually fight Dragaux. Second sub, at 65, sub most tired. If 25% or less stamina carded player, sub off carded player first. DrBorisG stays on the pitch no matter how tired, unless literally ded and removed from the pitch ded.

Save last sub for future ded player to be subbed off.

Hubby and Honey stay on the pitch together, if one is on, other must be on, if one is off, both off. If any get a red card, instant sub and remove remaining either Hubby or Honey if subs are available, even if it fucks over the second or 3rd otherwise voluntary sub.

Start on Preset 1 Ring formation, go to Preset 2 Ab Guard formation and go -2 at 20. Bounce between Preset 1 Neutral and Preset 2 -2 every 10 minutes.

LOL I tend to live manage anyway idk why this box is even here