/tesg/
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The stars were right, this is the time. Gods give us strength.
Team History
Escaping from the jail cells in the Imperial City, Uriel Septim put together a squad of the most dangerous useless footballers to win glory for /tesg/. Their adventure did not get off to a triumphant start.
VGL 11
On the 3rd day of the group stages, /tesg/ played the second match of the day against /mcg/ in Group I. This was a disastrous debut for the team. The team conceded two goals in the first half, and were unable to regain any ground in the second half. Much like the Thalmor Invasion of the Empire, the Brown Bricks of /mcg/ crushed any hopes of a MostDangerousLead comeback and a fatal goal occurred from Autism at 58 minutes. Changes were made to the team to try and stem the bleeding, with only a single goal following from MotM, Dedotated Wam (7.5), suggesting the changes could have had some effect. Truly a grim showing from /tesg/.
/tesg/ played their second game on the 5th day of VGL 11, against /rsg. Despite a strong showing from /tesg/, they were unable to beat ur bad's impeccable goal-keeping. Every shot on target was caught by the /rsg/ keeper. Misfortune piled on misfortune, as "HALT!" made a terrible clearance by kicking the ball into the back of Stealth Archer which allowed for Slayerscape to convert /rsg/'s first shot of the game into an easy goal. This goal was followed by a second four minutes later from Thok after Pelinal pulled a Neymar instead of clearing the ball. While /tesg/ continued to make many shots in the second half, the lack of substitutions for the team did not help the tired players convert any of those shots into crucial goals. Despite winning by 2 goals, it was /rsg/'s ur bad who claimed the MotM title with a (7.0) for holding /tesg/ to a second scoreless appearance. Following the second cursed game, /tesg/ now require a win of at least 4 goals in the final match of Group I in addition to /mcg/ blowing out /rsg/ as they have done in their first 2 games.
Despite a victory from /mcg/ against /rsg/, Azura did not favour /tesg/ in their match with /vitagen/. The team secured their first goal from a corner taken by Hodd Toward which resulted in a successful header into the net for M'aiq at 17 minutes, but this euphoria was short-lived. /vitagen/ responded swiftly with an answering goal in less than a minute, and /tesg/ found themselves drawn. The team could not successfully penetrate /vitagen/'s defence for the rest of the first half, and were down by a goal at the half after High Impact Sexual Violence managed a second. The team came a bit more to life in the second half, with "HALT!" in red condition carrying the defence at several points. /tesg/ nearly matched /vitagen/ for shots by the end of the game, and outplayed them in passing, but those statistics were for nought as they could neither secure an equaliser or their advancement from the group stage. Losing 2-1, /tesg/ won the VGL 11 spoon, with a tragic -8 GD.
VGL 12
/tesg/ returned to VGL12 with some optimism after an amazing display against /aceg in the /vg/ League 12 Friendlies. Unfortunately for them, their opening appearance in Group L taught them to rember day when they was scared and frigten rather than a day of hope and joy, with another scoreless blowout against /2hug/, as they lost 3-0.
Hopes and expectations were low following yet another loss for the /tesg/ team going into the /indie game. To the surprise of everyone, the game opened with a goal from M'aiq at the 28th minute. The fans were no doubt left clutching their heads when /indie/ answered 3 minutes later, was this to be a repeat of the /vitagen/ game from VGL11? As it would turn out, no. The game went to half time perfectly balanced at 1-1. Whatever went on in the locker rooms during that half time did something, as both teams managed to score a further 3 goals apiece in the second half. Of /tesg/'s star players, only Hodd Toward failed to accomplish a goal during the match; as Vivec, Dagoth Ur and Pelinal Whitestrake all added to the goals for /tesg/. An exciting game, it inspired the hope that /tesg/ could perhaps mantle something greater.
The final game of Group L was against the dreaded guns of /gfg/. The outcome of the /indie/ and /2hug/ game meant that /tesg/ required a win by 5 goals of more to overcome their goal differential and escape to the survival round for the first time. That task was too big an ask though, the day was not without any glory for the /tesg/ team. Coming off of the high scoring /indie/ - /tesg/ game, both M'aiq and Vivec scored two goals in quick succession within 5 minutes of each other. Unfortunately, this rapid play did not continue for much longer, /gfg/ learned that one does kill a god when Sharkitect was sent off at 19 minutes for a dangerous tackle on Dagoth Ur outside of the penalty box. Down to 10 men, /gfg/ decided upon trying to prevent further damage to their ranks and changed to a more defensive formation. This was to result in /tesg/'s demise, as they could not break the /gfg/ defenses until a second formation change late in the game, with a second goal by M'aiq at 88 minutes. Thus the day concluded with /tesg/'s first official victory, but failing to advance.
In all, the VGL 12 outing was a more competent /tesg/ than in VGL 11. Hopefully, the team will have the opportunity to achieve further glory in future competitions.
Roster
Main article: /tesg/ roster
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Exports
| Competition | Exports | Dates |
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 /vg/ League 11 |
2018.11.23 - 2018.12.07 | |
/vg/ League 12 |
2019.06.07 - 2019.06.21 |
The Bard's College
Anthems
- Anthem: Nerevar Rising
- Victory Anthem: Auriel’s Ascension
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/2hug/: Cirno's Skyrim Flute
Goal Horns
- Standard Goal Horn: One They Fear
- Vivec Goal Horn: Chim Chim Cher-ee
- Sheogorath Horn: ZOOMIN (FEAT. DERVENIN)
- Dagoth Ur Horn: Dagothwave
Imperial Library Match Records
Main article: /tesg/ Arcanaeum
Official Matches
| Competition | Date | Opponent | Result | Scorers |
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/vg/ League 11 | ||||
| 25 November, 2018 |  /mcg/
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5 - 0 | None | |
| 1 December, 2018 |  /rsg/
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2 - 0 | None | |
| 7 December, 2018 |  /vitagen/
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1 - 2 | M'aiq  17'
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/vg/ League 12 | ||||
| 9 June, 2019 | /2hug/
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3 - 0 | None | |
| 15 June, 2019 |  /indie/
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4 - 4 | M'aiq 28' Vivec 69' Dagoth Ur 74' Pelinal Whitestrake 86'
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| 21 June, 2018 |  /gfg/
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3 - 0 | M'aiq 11', 88' Vivec 16'
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Unofficial Matches
| Competition | Date | Opponent | Result | Scorers |
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 VGL Luigi Circuit | ||||
| 12 January, 2019 |  /ssbg/
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1-3 | Dagoth Ur 17'
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| 12 January, 2019 |  /ink/
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3-1 | Sheogorath | |
| /vg/ League 12 Friendlies | ||||
| 29 March, 2019 |  /aceg/
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1-5 | 41', 63', 70', 78' Dagoth Ur 88' M'aiq
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Trophy Room
Wooden Spoon - /vg/ League 11
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