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/troubleshooter/ - Troubleshooter
Founded December 10, 2021 Manager Dandylion Owner Dandylion IRL manager Whomeve Team colors Chat color ffff00 The Most Basic Yellow Top scorer Mommy Mythrils (5) Top assister Mommy Mythrils, I Hunger, Heroic Autism, Gamer Girl ESP Water (2) Captain Mommy Mythrils Website /troubleshooter/ - Troubleshooter Nickname No nickname
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 1 0 5 6 16.67%
GF GA GD 11 21 -10
Biggest win /troubleshooter/  1–0  /racestars/ 13 December 2022 Biggest defeat /PRR/  7–3  /troubleshooter/ 15 December 2022 First match /honk/  1–0  /troubleshooter/ 10 December 2021
Team music
Anthem Guardian V2 Victory Anthem Finish My Work Goal horn Reminiscence
Kits

Take NuXCOM, exchange permadeath for a fixed squad that can be customized with over 700 different skills, then slather in enough Korean drama even henchmen get backstories, and you have Troubleshooter: Abandoned Children.

Players

No. Position Player   GK 153.7% Chance to Block   LB Made for Negoori Tongues   CB White the White (Black)   CB Nice Cans   RB The Hacker Known As Carp   DMF Raped to Sleep by the Spiders   CMF Heroic Autism   CMF Luna's Wife   SS I Hunger   SS Gamer Girl ESP Water   CF Mommy Mythrils

No. Position Player   DMF My 2 Turns Less Immortal   DMF >“of the Green Guardian”   DMF Hello There!   LB Anne's Wife   LB Pedobat   LB 6 Range Melee Attack   CB Moses of Crabnam   CB True Final Boss   RB >Their Robot   RB Flaming Wooden Spoonist   RB >Your Robot   GK Police “Assistance”

Match History

Date	Opponent	Competition	Result	Scorers
10 December 2021	/honk/	Divegrass Before Christmas 3: Gotta Go Fast Edition Group Stage	1–0 L
12 December 2021	/sfc/	Divegrass Before Christmas 3: Gotta Go Fast Edition Group Stage	3–1 L	My Immortal  44'
15 December 2021	/ytp/	Divegrass Before Christmas 3: Gotta Go Fast Edition Group Stage	3–6 L	Mommy Mythrils  52, 80, 89'
10 December 2022	/mwc/	Divegrass Before Christmas 4: yfw da Burrs celebrate da Christmas Group Stage	3–4 L	Mommy Mythrils  31' I Hunger  74' Gamer Girl ESP Water  82'
13 December 2022	/racestars/	Divegrass Before Christmas 4: yfw da Burrs celebrate da Christmas Group Stage	1–0 W	I Hunger  25'
15 December 2022	/PRR/	Divegrass Before Christmas 4: yfw da Burrs celebrate da Christmas Group Stage	7–3 L	Mommy Mythrils  45+0' Gamer Girl ESP Water  52, 84'

Roster

Player	Name	Description
Mommy Mythrils	Albus Bernstein	Your mother died under mysterious circumstances? Protip: Become a freelance crimefighter and you'll eventually get high enough security clearance to access the records of the incident.
I Hunger	Sion Bloodwalker	Despite the vampiric overtones of his name, he'd rather stuff his face with dumplings.
Heroic Autism	Irene Lion	This is what happens when you let impressionable children read capeshit.
Luna's Wife	Anne Macy	Girl you like is actually a criminal? Protip: Become a freelance crimefighter and you'll eventually be able to arrest her and be together.
Raped to Sleep by the Spiders	Heixing Alley	Growing up in the Fortress of Suffering is suffering. On the bright side, their silk makes for a cool jacket.
Nice Cans	Ray Alley	While the rest of the squad opts for more conventional weapons like swords, guns or magic-focusing bracelets, Ray throws exploding spraypaint canisters.
Made for Negoori Tongues	Giselle Wallenstein	I wonder why this huntress is still single at 35.
The Hacker Known as Carp	Kylie Zu	Rejects her destiny to evolve into Gyarados because she'd rather tinker with machines, such as Mono and Vivi who join her on the pitch. 13 man abuse.
153.7% Chance to Block	Leton Alley	Bad news: Attacking with ice magic will kill you. Good news: Conjuring frozen armour isn't an attack.
White the White (Black)	Bianca Leblanc	Her nickname 'Black Witch' contrasts strongly with the literal meaning of her real name.
My 2 Turns Less Immortal	Alisa Ivanova	“The first time you take fatal damage, become immortal until the end of your next turn.” - well what if I just never take my next turn? Formerly simply "My Immortal", alas some of the more degenerate tactics had to be nerfed with the introduction of PvP modes.
Police "Assistance"	VHPD Suppressor	Many enemies have skills that trigger on being hit, making these AI support units take questionable decisions.
>Of the Green Guardian	Niels Lagerlof	Will tell you what random bonus stats your equipment has. It's probably resistance to a seldom-used element.
Flaming Wooden Spoonist	Spoonist Pyromancer	A cult who uses Spoons as their symbol - if ten people each share a spoonful of food, an eleventh will have enough to eat. This one is notable for his ability to cause his friends to explode on death.
True Final Boss	Jason	One of the first named enemies you encounter, this random gangster somehow manages to survive everything and keep coming back.
Anne's Wife	Luna	An assassin with all the benefits of a teenage girl and all the drawbacks of a teenage girl.
Pedobat	Explorer Dorori	“Trigger Blessing of the Earth by thinking that Anne is the perfect match for him.” “Trigger Acceleration state by thinking that he wants to raise a family with Anne ASAP.”
6 Range Melee Attack	Spotted Negoori	*Lick* Formerly known as 5 Range Melee Attack, unlike Alisa this wasn't a balance change, but the manager entering the wrong number the first time around and not noticing.
>Your Robot	Drone	While you can acquire every beast you encounter, possession of the larger robots is against the law.
>Their Robot	Destron	Military Combat Androids
Hello There!	Renzy	>Walks out of fog of war >Says Hi >One shots your unit
Moses of Crabnam	Flower Garden Crabmit	An island filled with a hundred crabs bursting out of underground hiding spots can be traumatizing to the unprepared. This individual is their leader, taking them on a journey to the promised land.
Gamer Girl ESP Water	Misty Jager	The newest addition to the squad in the second DLC, she likes gaming and can magically summon torrents of water to attack. What else is there to say? Maybe that she grew up in a concentration camp, because everybody must suffer.

Retired

Player	Name	Description
They See Me Rolling	Bicron	Industrial Robots converted for battle. Original robot design please do not steal