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Who Watches the Watchmen?
/watchmen/ - Watchmen
Founded N/A IRL manager Team color Chat color Top scorer () Top assister () Captain Website /watchmen/ - Watchmen Nickname '
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 0 0 0 0 0%
GF GA GD 0 0 0
Biggest win TBD  –  TBD Biggest defeat TBD  –  TBD First match TBD  0–0  TBD
Team music
Anthem Saturday Morning Watchmen Victory Anthem The Times They Are A-Changin' Goal horn Flight of the Valkyries
Kits

Music

• Anthem - Saturday Morning Watchmen
  
• Victory Anthem - The Times They Are A-Changin'
  
• Goalhorn - Desolation Row
  
• Slut Specture or The Owl With a Broken Penis Goalhorn - Hallelujah
  

Pastebins

• Pastebin for ALL matches
• Cheatsheet for streamers unaware of what Watchmen may be

Roster

No. Position Player 77   GK You're Locked In Here With Me 65   CB Fish Masturbator Alan Moore 30   CB BRAVO SNYDER 3   DMF Tricky Dick 7   RMF RRAAARRL 18   LMF The Coomedian 19   CMF Lube Chad 1   AMF Ligma Balls 54   SS Impotent Owl 69   SS Slut Spectre 35   CF I Scored 35 Minutes Ago

No. Position Player 79   CB Lesbian Whores 21   CB Alcoholic Moth 22   CB Hooded Faggot 11   CB :) 28   DMF Edgy Superhero Uprising 18   DMF Watchmen Babies 8   DMF WE WUZ WATCHMEN N SHIET 9   DMF The Black Freighter 6   DMF (((Nova Express))) 69   DMF Deconstruction of the DMF Position 12   DMF >Doomsday Cock 2   DMF Beans