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Dare to be Stupid
/yankovic/ - "Weird" Al Yankovic
Founded 1976 Manager Weird Al as "Himself" Owner Alfred Matthew Yankovic IRL manager Al-topilot Team color Chat color Top scorer N/A (N/A) Top assister N/A (N/A) Captain Website /yankovic/ - "Weird" Al Yankovic Nickname No nickname
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 0 0 0 0 0%
GF GA GD 0 0 0
Biggest win TBD  –  TBD Biggest defeat TBD  –  TBD First match TBD  –  TBD
Team music
Anthem [// Soon] Goal horn [// Soon]
Kits

[Polka-tastic!]
[Al-sthetics]

Roster

No. Position Player   GK Coolio has no Chill-io   LB bargle nawdle zouss   CB Albuquerque   CB Dare To Be Stupid   RB Who's Fat? Another Food Song UHF Every Parody Song On Napster Totally Original Song POLKA TIME! Prince of Parody

No. Position Player   GK Prince Was A Jerk   CB My Bologna   CB White & Nerdy Blew His Brains Out In The 80's Lawyer Mandated Title/Beverly Hillbillies Cheerfully Violent Melody Satan Eats Cheez Whiz Twinkie Wiener Sandwich Hall of Fame When? Harvey the Wonder Hampster 27 The Entire Plot Of The Phantom Menace