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11)
Welcome to /pol/.
Having maintained an exceptional record since our cup debut in the 2012 Spring Babbies, /pol/ has established itself as a force to be reckoned with. The team's distinctively aggressive and relentless brand of divergrass has made it infamous among the 4CC community, in addition to earning us a reputation for delivering entertaining games. We look forward to continuing our march to victory in the 2016 4chan Summer Cup, and proving once and for all through its superior tactics and ability that /pol/ is, in fact, the Master Race.
History
In January 2012, our dear leader Cozmo !911.RhllEE was unanimously elected as the first manager of /pol/. Thanks to his divine intelligence and infallible judgement, /pol/ became the best team in the history of the 4chan cup. /pol/ began its proud tradition of proving its superiority and dominance over the other racially inferior boards with its first ever outing in a friendly against /lit/. This left the liberal hipsters with their shit shoved in and /pol/ walking away with a 3-0 ass rape. Ron 'Doom' Paul set the goal'd standard with two screamers and Stormfront scoring the turd. Match fixing, election rigging and sneaky Mossad Ref infiltration by das Juden was the order of the day. Nonetheless, we still won comfortably thanks to a large supporter turnout cheering the team on with white power songs and nazi cake. /pol/ then drew 0-0 with /x/ in a shameful display that disgraced the Aryan nation. We clearly scored one goal at the end, but the African tribe referee was too busy hunting white wimmenz and did not count it. On March 3rd, /pol/ played against the whores of /s/, winning a decisive 3-1 victory, with Doom Paul scoring twice. We continue marching on, our destiny on the horizon. March 23rd, 2012 - D-Day. The invasion of /mlp/ began as expected with Stormfront besieging the weak defensive foundations of Ponyland. Through the blood, sweat & tears of the team, Stormfront clinically scored 4 goals with finesse and technical ability, and completed the rout of the gay Untermensch Pony lovers. The game ended with a decisive 4-2 victory for /pol/. On February 24th, 2013, a day that shall live in infamy, mere moments before our beloved Cozmo was to lead /pol/ to a sure victory against /sp/ in the 2013 4Chan Winter Cup Semi-Final, he was poisoned by a Mossad agent. Though the murderer was swiftly captured and executed, the poison, made from the concentrated foreskins of 6 million innocent Aryan babies, was too powerful for even the dear leader to resist. During his final moments with us, the great Cozmo, in an ultimate act of compassion, allowed /sp/ to win the 2013 4Chan Winter Cup. After our incorruptible leader ascended into heaven, a period of turmoil ensued as no successor had been chosen. One called Weasel !TxEEGZKP8U named himself manager and ruled for a brief time. However, he proved himself unable to meet the great responsibilities of the most honorable Cozmo. On March 1st, 2013, in our greatest hour of need, his eternal magnificence spoke to Weasel from the great beyond, and revealed Weasel's loyal assistant, SeeSaw !iiA80eLVpY, to be the destined heir to management of /pol/. The ever-selfless Cozmo granted to young SeeSaw all of his unequaled knowledge and cunning so that he might continue our righteous crusade against the wicked forces of degeneracy for many cups to come. In addition, all blind /pol/ users were made to see.
In SeeSaw's absence, it seemed that Cozmo had descended from on high to lead /pol/ to glorious victory in the Summer Cup of 2013. After consecutive losses to /ck/, /co/ and /sci/, in which Doompaul snatched but one measly goal and /pol/ were stripped of their Nuevo Elite status, 'Cozmo' was quoted as saying "Oy Vey, it's like another Shoah!". It was at that moment that /pol/ realised what had happened. This 'Cozmo' was not the dear leader returned for one last glorious victory, but a JIDF shill determined on wrecking the master race and encouraging crossboard race-mixing. Such damage had been done that /pol/ even suffered a 4-1 defeat against the degenerates from /lgbt/ in SeeSaw's first match back in control, the darkest day for /pol/ to date.
The Autumn Cup bore greater successes for a resurgant /pol/, dismantling the disinformation shitposters of [s4s] and the untermensch betas of /r9k/. A particular highlight of Autumn 2013 was the systematic dismantling of the weeaboo degenerates at /y/, Stormfront scoring a hattrick in a 3-0 victory which secured his golden boot. The future of the Reich looked safe in the hands of new manager KHS_Rowan !!YF6PybmnSBn, but no citizen of the Great /pol/ack Empire expected what would happen next. It turned out that all along, the Jooz had infested the 4chan Cup Commission as well, and when KHS_Rowan had the audacity to spend an extra 18 minutes making sure that the /pol/ team was as masterrace as the board deserved, it is said that the residual heat from the hand rubbing of DrBorisGoldbergstein was enough to power a turbine that would have delivered power to 14.88% of the world. /pol/ were disqualified, and relegated once again, to face the ignominy of another Babby Cup.
But what a cup it was. It was prophesised in the annals of /pol/ that a Megababby needed a Megateam to win it, and that was precisely what /pol/ provided. In the group stages, /adv/, /co/ and /lit/ were all comfortably dispatched, with Doompaul even saving the winning goal against /lit/ until 90+ minutes, all in the name of livening up the show. In another display of pure Aryan sportsmanship, /pol/ even deliberately played poorly against /k/ to allow a fellow superior-tier board to progress to the round of 16, valiantly sacrificing their 12-point masterrace status. In the knockout rounds, /pol/ overcame the Kampf against /po/, /e/ and /diy/ to set up a final clash against /fa/. It was at this point that the shillbots in the 4CCC lost control - they simply could not handle the level of based contained within the match. The sheer Jewishness of the commentary threatened to overshadow /pol/'s goosestep towards Babby Cup Victory, but in the end nothing can stop the Aryan race, and Doompaul secured a 107th minute goal to secure an extra-time victory.
Summer 2014 was the last next running of the cup under the Weimar Government of DrBorisG, and /pol/ determined that it must redpill this ten-gallon-tipping shillbot one last time before he retired. In a group with the pretenders to Elite status /asp/, professional dub checkers [s4s] and mental illness containment board /soc/, /pol/ achieved the ultimate mindfuck - launching a false crusade and subsequently getting themselves relegated along with all other good teams in order to make the next Babby Cup actually an Elite in disguise.
Under the new blood management brought in by retiring KHS_Rowan, /pol/ failed to score a goal in the Autumn Babbies; despite the privilege of having a large turnout of Aryans cheering on their team at the /new/ Memorial Stadium, all they could manage was a limp to 0-0 draws against /jp/ and /biz/, while losses to /tg/ (1-0) and /vr/ (3-0) placed the team among the worst in the Autumn Babbies; 37th out of 40, with only former champions /k/ and /trv/ and perennial former cup contender /v/ below them. Some say that this was as a result of /pol/ commanders deciding that it would be best not to invade in Winter, however, the Spring Offensive was to prove no more successful. In a group with pirates, degenerates, weebs and Kregg, for the third cup running /pol/ failed to win a single game, falling prey to the Rothschilds' sneaky 90+ goals on no fewer than three occasions, and were relegated yet again to Autumn.
It was Götterdämmerung for /pol/ - the longest winless streak in cup history. The manager AWyattMann !!Y4mYkGKi2iw retiring, his apprentice Lowroller !!sQwQl6DtXGh taking the mantle of manager as the team suffered terrible losses such as Farage, Dorner, and even Stormfront (after a totally unsuspicious injury with Jews) from the corrupt forces of the ZOG. However, not all hope was lost when in this darkness, a man emerged and shined light for /pol/. With flowing blonde hair and the conviction of a patriot, his name was Donald Trump, with him bringing in new players such as the indomitable Build Wall, the notorious Moonman, and many more to bring back hope to the team, determined to make /pol/ great again.
The Autumn campaign found the Master Race from /pol/ in a group with more weebs, degenerate special snowflakes, pokefuckers, and communists. The first match against the weebs of /c/ ended in a lackluster 1-1 draw leaving many fans of /pol/ to wonder if this would be a repeat of the last two cups. /pol/ then played the degenerate /lgbt/ in a classic that left the special snowflakes bullied and triggered with a 3-2 /pol/ win and finally ending the drought (There were three reported suicides from the SJWs but none were confirmed). The game against /vp/ would go differently as the flying types from /vp/ were able to fly over the wall and /pol/ fell 3-2. This led to a must win game against /lit/ which /pol/ won handily 3-1 granting them a place in the knockouts, bringing them back to elite status, and BTFO’ing the AB/pol/ crowd. It was also here that as /pol/ burned degenerate communist literature and goosestepped their to victory. Their manager Lowroller revealed his true identity as Rabbi Shlomo !!i3uxIMqTCIK proving that the Jews really are behind everything, and with Jews you lose win.
The first match in the knockouts was against the betacucks from /r9k/ in a match so triggering it destroyed the Twitch channel, winning 2-1 and setting up a match against the dank memers from [s4s]. /pol/ shut down the dank memes and won 2-0, exacting their revenge against the memes for /pol/ harbor. The semis were looking to be one for the ages with a /pol/ vs /int/ /new/ Derby semi but the Jew magic finally ran out and /pol/ had to settle for a place in the third place match against /an/. With an Ubermensch effort, Build Wall stopping anything the animals were throwing at him, Doompaul finally scoring, and Jews bringing in the shekels for a hattrick, /pol/ claimed the Third Reich Trophy with a 4-2 win.
Now in the Promised Land of the Elites, thus the Winter Campaign began. Our champions from /pol/ were pitted against lesbian weebs, autistswho do it for free, and heretical neckbeards armed with dice. Winter had a rocky start with both /pol/ managers nearly succumbing to mysterious assassination attempts. /pol/ would first face off against /u/ in a pitiful attempt as /u/ won 3-1 spoiling the return of fan favorite Stormfront who scored the only goal. /pol/ fans were upset thinking that they were looking at a quick return to the babbies. But it was not to be. Descending the escalator Donald Trump addressed the /pol/ crowd and said “You should all watch the next game against /sp/. It’s gonna be YUGE”. And YUGE it was. The God Emperor exploded for a hat trick in a 5-1 dismantling of /sp/ sending them back to the babbies. This led to a make or break game vs /tg/. Win or tie and /pol/ goes to the knockouts. Down 1-0 late in the game a booming voice exclaimed “HOLD IT YOU DUMMIES”. Trump then tied the game cementing /pol/ as an elite team.
The knockouts ere shortlived however, /pol/ lost to /s/ in a 1-0 semen slurper. Now /pol/ gathers their resources as they begin their march toward the cup in the Summer Offensive
Special Anthems
Hell March Victory Anthem
Die Flut Kommt Special Occasions
Nagila Hava -Jews MOTM / Hattrick / Only /pol/ Player who scored goals.
Special Goalhorns
Oy Gevalt (when Jews scores)
Trumplestiltskin (When Trumpscores)
Notorious KKK (When Moonman scores)
The Trump (Trump Hattrick)
Alternate Themes
CRUSADER
The Mass Anthem
Anae Volare Goalhorn
Leadership
Single Manager Era
- January 12th, 2012 --- February 24th, 2013: Cozmo !911.RhllEE
- February 25th, 2013 --- March 1st, 2013: Weasel !TxEEGZKP8U
- March 2nd, 2013 --- May 29th, 2013: SeeSaw !iiA80eLVpY
- May 29th, 2013 --- August 25th, 2013: Cozmo !911.RhllEE
- August 25th, 2013 --- December 1st, 2013: SeeSaw !!GodHeBsZkYC
- January 9th, 2014 --- September 27th, 2014 : KHS_Rowan !!YF6PybmnSBn
- September 27th, 2014 --- May 17th, 2015 : AWyattMann !!Y4mYkGKi2iw
- May 17th, 2015 --- September 7th, 2016 : Rabbi Shlomo !!i3uxIMqTCIK
/pol/ panel of /pol/iticians
The /pol/ Panel of /pol/iticians was created in response to the terrible 1-8 and wooden spoon of the 2016 Summer Cup
Lineup
Main Article: /pol/ Roster (work in progress)
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Rivalries
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| The Horse-Slaughter Derby Apparently unable to grasp the concept that no one likes them, the ponies seem to share one thing with all the other boards on 4chan: They secretly want to be like /pol/. Success breeds jealousy, and success is measured by achievement, and the /pol/acks are undoubtedly some of the most achieving members of their respective societies, so no wonder everyone is jealous of us. Some are discrete about it, while others such as /mlp/ just try too hard to associate themselves with /pol/. Well- no thank you. At least not until you're saved from your poor perspective regarding watching cartoons for little girls, or rubbing your genitals up against 2D horses. This cup, we'll knock you off the saddle. |
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| The /new/ Derby The day /new/ was shut down, /int/ was invaded by the newsman forces. The occupation instated by the then board-less politically minded was too much for the passive hugbox of AIDS ridden immigrant marxists of /international/ to take on, and thus /pol/ was created, a new home for those who wish to continue freely debating out world-saving ideas, and preparing for the inevitable (and sure to come really soon) Happening. The /int/ernationals are still disgruntled about the Great /new/ Invasion, and have grown even more allergic to the moral, reasonable ideals held by the vast majority of /pol/. Ironically enough, without these people preserving their Nations, there would be no /int/. May we Blitzkrieg their pitch once more. |
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| The Mental Illness Derby A cesspit containing the most mentally disordered, self-deluded, STD-ridden most godless anons on the website, who constantly attempt to justify their wicked degenerate behaviors with all sorts of pseudo-sex-sciences, and opting to endorse and support one of the most jewish of the lobbies plaguing western civilization- "the LGBT movement". The act of defying God's Law will not be punished lightly, and it is up to /pol/- the Bastion of Morality- to hang these heathens to rid us all from these perverted sodomites and bring God's Blessings back to humanity. That is of course, if AIDS doesn't get to them first; Everyone knows sodomy destroyed Rome, really, we'll be doing them a favor. Let the Divegrass Crusade begin. |
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| The Holohoax Revisionism Derby Having been consistently disproven by the most masterfully crafted, well sourced and captivating of infographics, the shilly willies could take it no more, and evaded the racially aware Nation of /pol/ in order to create their very own home- a blue board incapable of producing arguments of true historical accuracy or critical thinking. Perpetuators of such nonsense like the use of "gas chambers" in the extermination of 6 hebrewllion jews, this board does little more than take up some space and serve as the shelter for those unable to deal with politically-charged historical discussions. But alas, in the pitch such as in real life... /pol/ will make History, while /his/ talks about it. |
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Records
Official Matches
| Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers |
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| February 12th, 2012 |  /lit/
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2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies | 3-0 W | Stormfront  12', 33'Doom Paul 67'
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| February 18th, 2012 |  /x/
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2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies | 0-0 D | |
| March 3rd, 2012 |  /s/
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2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies | 3-1 W | Doom Paul 17', 28' Stormfront 90'
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| March 23rd, 2012 |  /mlp/
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2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 4-2 W | Stormfront 24', 30', 50', 54'
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| March 24th, 2012 |  /r9k/
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2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 3-0 W | Stormfront 17', 43' Doom Paul 82'
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| March 25th, 2012 |  /sci/
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2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 1-2 L | Jews 18'
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| March 31st, 2012 |  /m/
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2012 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 0-5 L | |
| April 14th, 2012 |  /int/
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2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies | 1-0 W | Doom Paul 61'
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| May 12th, 2012 | /sci/
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2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies | 2-1 W | Hayek 74' Doom Paul 88'
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| June 2nd, 2012 | /lit/
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2012 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies | 2-1 W | Hitler 86' Doom Paul 90+2'
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| July 13th, 2012 | /m/
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2012 4chan Summer Cup | 2-5 L | Doom Paul 45+2' Stormfront 82'
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| July 14th, 2012 |  /g/
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2012 4chan Summer Cup | 2-1 W | Doom Paul 19' CLICK CLACK  45' (o.g.)
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| July 15th, 2012 |  /a/
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2012 4chan Summer Cup | 3-0 W | Doom Paul 56' Stormfront 59', 73'
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| July 20th, 2012 |  /d/
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2012 4chan Summer Cup | 0-1 L | |
| August 19th, 2012 |  /trv/
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2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies | 2-4 L | Doom Paul 19', 37'
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| September 15th, 2012 |  /k/
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2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies | 2-2 D | Doom Paul 54' Hitler 79'
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| September 22nd, 2012 | /mlp/
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2012 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Friendlies | 3-2 W | Stormfront 13', 33' Doom Paul 68' (pen)
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| December 15th, 2012 |  /fit/
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2013 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies | 1-5 L | Stormfront 84'
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| February 8th, 2013 |  /h/
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2013 4chan Winter Cup | 3-1 W | Stormfront 67', 86', 89'
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| February 10th, 2013 |  /toy/
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2013 4chan Winter Cup | 0-5 L | |
| February 16th, 2013 |  /soc/
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2013 4chan Winter Cup | 2-0 W | Stormfront 74' Doom Paul 90+2'
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| February 23rd, 2013 |  /tg/
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2013 4chan Winter Cup | 2-0 W | Stormfront 12' Doom Paul 74'
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| February 24th, 2013 |  /n/
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2013 4chan Winter Cup | 4-1 W | Hitler 7' Stormfront 38', 78', 87'
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| February 24th, 2013 |  /sp/
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2013 4chan Winter Cup | 0-2 L | |
| February 24th, 2013 |  /cm/
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2013 4chan Winter Cup | 3-0 W | Doom Paul 26' Stormfront 47'Hitler 65'
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| April 6th, 2013 |  /wg/
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2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies | 3-1 W | Stormfront 6', 40' Doom Paul 26'
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| April 7th, 2013 | /toy/
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2013 4chan Spring Babby Cup Friendlies | 1-2 L | Daily Reminder 6'
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| July 12th, 2013 |  /v/
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2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies | 0-0 D | |
| July 20th, 2013 | /int/
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2013 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies | 5-2 W | Hitler 19' Doom Paul 38', 72'Stormfront 50', 85' (pen)
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| August 17th, 2013 |  /ck/
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2013 4chan Summer Cup | 0-2 L | |
| August 23th, 2013 |  /co/
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2013 4chan Summer Cup | 1-2 L | Doom Paul 89'
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| August 25th, 2013 | /sci/
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2013 4chan Summer Cup | 0-1 L | |
| September 28th, 2013 |  /lgbt/
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2013 4chan Autumn Cup Friendlies | 1-4 L | Penn Jillette 8'
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| September 29th, 2013 | /wg/
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2013 4chan Autumn Cup Friendlies | 0-2 L | |
| November 16th, 2013 |  /s4s/
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2013 4chan Autumn Cup | 2-1 W | Jews 39' Stormfront 80'
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| November 22nd, 2013 | /r9k/
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2013 4chan Autumn Cup | 4-2 W | GOD EXISTS 13' Doompaul 15'Stormfront 16', 75'
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| November 24th, 2013 |  /cgl/
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2013 4chan Autumn Cup | 3-4 L | Hitler 13' Stormfront 66', 80'
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| November 30th, 2013 | /s/
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2013 4chan Autumn Cup | 3-3 W (7-6 PK) |
Hitler 39' Stormfront 93', 119'
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| December 1st, 2013 |  /y/
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2013 4chan Autumn Cup | 3-0 W | Stormfront 10', 65', 79'
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| December 1st, 2013 | /toy/
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2013 4chan Autumn Cup | 3-5 L | Hitler 16' Stormfront 45+', 70'
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| December 1st, 2013 |  /hr/
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2013 4chan Autumn Cup | 0-3 L | |
| April 5th, 2014 |  /adv/
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2014 4chan Spring Cup | 3-0 W | Hitler 16' Zimmerman 35'Doom Paul 71'
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| April 6th, 2014 | /co/
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2014 4chan Spring Cup | 1-0 W | Jews 45+'
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| April 12th, 2014 | /k/
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2014 4chan Spring Cup | 1-3 L | Stormfront 8'
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| April 18th, 2014 | /lit/
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2014 4chan Spring Cup | 2-1 W | Stormfront 67' Doompaul 90+'
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| April 26th, 2014 |  /po/
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2014 4chan Spring Cup | 3-2 W | Zimmerman 28' Hitler 36', 116'
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| April 27th, 2014 |  /e/
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2014 4chan Spring Cup | 1-1 W (5-4 PK) |
Stormfront 83'
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| April 27th, 2014 |  /diy/
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2014 4chan Spring Cup | 2-0 W | Stormfront 26', 71'
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| April 27th, 2014 |  /fa/
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2014 4chan Spring Cup | 2-1 W | Stormfront 76' Doompaul 107'
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| June 6th, 2014 | /toy/
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2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies | 0-1 L | |
| June 8th, 2014 | /trv/
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2014 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies | 2-1 W | Zimmerman 9' Hitler 90+'
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| July 19th, 2014 |  /asp/
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2014 4chan Summer Cup | 1-2 L | Doompaul 47'
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| July 25th, 2014 | /s4s/
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2014 4chan Summer Cup | 2-2 D | Stormfront 34', 71'
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| July 27th, 2014 | /soc/
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2014 4chan Summer Cup | 0-0 D | |
| October 17th, 2014 |  /jp/
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2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 0-0 D | |
| October 24th, 2014 | /tg/
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2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 0-1 L | |
| October 26th, 2014 |  /biz/
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2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 0-0 D | |
| November 1st, 2014 |  /vr/
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2014 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 0-3 L | |
| April 25th, 2015 |  /t/
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2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 3-3 D | Hitler 18' Doompaul 20'Zimmerman 54'
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| May 1st, 2015 |  /gif/
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2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 2-2 D | Doompaul 3' Jews 32'
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| May 8th, 2015 | /co/
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2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 1-2 L | Stormfront 68'
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| May 10th, 2015 | /m/
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2015 4chan Spring Babby Cup | 2-2 D | Hitler 8', 59'
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| October 30th, 2015 |  /c/
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2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 1-1 D | Hitler 50'
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| October 31st, 2015 | /lgbt/
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2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 3-2 W | Hitler 9', 38' Donald Trump 22'
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| November 6th, 2015 |  /vp/
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2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 2-3 L | Donald Trump 25', 56'
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| November 8th, 2015 | /lit/
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2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 3-1 W | Donald Trump 3' Hitler 30'Jews 44'
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| November 14th, 2015 | /r9k/
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2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 2-1 W | Hitler 42' Donald Trump 68'
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| November 15th, 2015 | /s4s/
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2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 2-0 W | Hitler 13' Jews 43'
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| November 15th, 2015 | /int/
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2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 0-2 L | |
| November 15th, 2015 |  /an/
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2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup | 4-2 W | Jews 4', 109', 119' Doompaul 94'
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| February 19th, 2016 |  /u/
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2016 4chan Winter Cup | 1-3 L | Stormfront 71'
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| February 21st, 2016 | /sp/
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2016 4chan Winter Cup | 5-1 W | Donald Trump 20', 63', 90+5' Stormfront 67'Jews 90'
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| February 27th, 2016 | /tg/
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2016 4chan Winter Cup | 1-1 D | Donald Trump 74'
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| March 5th, 2016 | /s/
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2016 4chan Winter Cup | 0-1 L |
Unofficial Matches
| Date | Opponent | Competition | Result | Scorers |
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| April 7, 2012 |  /3/
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2012 AAGMC Quarterfinals | 6-2 W | Stormfront 2', 50', 65' Hitler 69'Jews 85'Doompaul 90+2'
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| April 7, 2012 | /a/
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2012 AAGMC Semifinals | 0-1 L | |
| October 12, 2013 | /int/
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2013 World Wars Cup Group Stage | 1-1 D | Heinrich Himmler 3'
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| October 12, 2013 | /k/
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2013 World Wars Cup Group Stage | 0-1 L | |
| October 13, 2013 | /jp/
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2013 World Wars Cup Group Stage | 4-1 W | Reinhard Heydrich 19', 62' Adolf Hitler 67', 90+'
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| October 13, 2013 | /trv/
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2013 World Wars Cup Semifinals | 2-4 L | Adolf Hitler 49' Reinhard Herdrich 70'
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| October 13, 2013 | /sci/
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2013 World Wars Cup Third Place Playoff | 2-1 W | Reinhard Heydrich 11' Adolf Hitler 61'
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| June 24, 2014 |  /twg/
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Detroit's Clusterfuck Invitational | 1-1 D | Zimmerman 90+'
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| June 24, 2014 |  /feg/
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Detroit's Clusterfuck Invitational | 0-1 L | |
| September 13, 2014 | /sci/
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Ved's 1.04 Test Cup ro16 | 2-0 W | Jews 4 Doompaul 28
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| September 14, 2014 | /mlp/
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Ved's 1.04 Test Cup Quarter Finals | 4-3 W | Stormfront 15', 102 Doompaul 74',105+
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| September 14, 2014 | /r9k/
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Ved's 1.04 Test Cup Semi Finals | 1-2 L | Jews 86
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| September 14, 2014 | /vr/
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Ved's 1.04 Test Cup 3rd Place Playoff | 1-0 W | Stormfront 8
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| January 17, 2015 | /r9k/
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2015 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies | 0-1 L | |
| January 24, 2015 | /s4s/
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2015 4chan Winter Cup Friendlies | 1-0 W | Brit/pol/ 38'
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| July 11, 2015 | /k/
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2015 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies | 2-1 W | Doompaul 45+' Stormfront 53'
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| July 12, 2015 |  /tv/
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2015 4chan Summer Cup Friendlies | 4-0 W | Doompaul 3', 12' Jews 22'Stormfront 45+'
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| August 22, 2015 | /lit/
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Lark's Madness | 1-5 L | Beivik 90+'
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| January 30, 2016 |  /b/
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2016 4chan Winter Cup Unfriendlies | 4-2 L | Hitler 43' Stormfront 83'
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| January 31, 2016 |  /mu/
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2016 4chan Winter Cup Unfriendlies | 5-4 L | Donald Trump 10', 23', 79' Stormfront 27'
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| June 13, 2016 | /fa/
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Rigging After Dark 2016 | 3-2 W | Donald Trump 7' Stormfront 76', 89'
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Scorers
| Player | Career Goals |
|---|---|
| Stormfront | 52 |
| Doom Paul | 25 |
| Hitler | 15 |
| Donald Trump | 10 |
| Jews | 9 |
| Zimmerman | 3 |
| Hayek | 1 |
| Daily Reminder | 1 |
| Penn Jillette | 1 |
| GOD EXISTS | 1 |
Total Goals For: 118
Total Goals Against: 108
Team Record in Cup Matches: 19-5-18 (6 gorillion %)
Team Record in Friendlies: 10-3-6 (53%)
Team Record in Invitationals: 6-2-4 (37%)
as of June 14, 2016
Honors
2013 4chan Winter Cup: 3rd Place
2013 4chan Autumn Babby Cup: 4th Place
2014 4chan Spring Babby Cup: Champions
2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup: 3rd Place
Highest Attendences
| Competition | Opponent | Audience |
|---|---|---|
 2016 4chan Winter Cup Round of 16
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/s/
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2188 |
 2013 4chan Winter Cup Semifinals
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/sp/
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2007 |
| 2016 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage
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/tg/
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1884 |
 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Semifinals
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/int/
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1776 |
| 2016 4chan Winter Cup Group Stage
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/sp/
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1714 |
| 2015 4chan Autumn Babby Cup Third Place Match
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/an/
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1686 |
Video Archive
- 2012 Spring Babby Cup: /pol/ vs /mlp/ highlights
- 2013 Winter Cup: /pol/ promo
- 2013 Summer Cup: /sci/ vs /pol/
- 2013 Autumn Babby Cup: /pol/ vs /s/
- 2014 Autumn Babby Cup: /pol/ Promo
- Hitler denying the Jews a goal
NEW DOWNLOADS SECTION
PES16 Tactical Export
http://puu.sh/qk3FV/afe9a2fe0b.zip
PES16 Aesthetic Export
https://mega.nz/#!aBZW0QSb!k7cC9iVWqY4G5yKBT0HSYtP6CY38-QKUxWMT4YB2JTU
Old Downloads
Tactics
https://mega.co.nz/#!nxlBgByb!O791dEK3ib54nGyZae73JoIWdcRdsOS-zBkYal9NuMk
Aestetics
https://mega.co.nz/#!f91A0Q5J!TQTL0d9ZrLfIHSYypgyq88UbIKWFyAuqWsy3VXbgiJY (last updated April 17th, 2015 23:30)
Export
http://www.mediafire.com/download/qt0rt819gf7ku1c/newpol_export.rar (last updated January 10th, 2015 15:34)
Kits
http://www.mediafire.com/download/zuadj8957dkk31l/Winter+Friendlies+pol+harbor+edition+KITS.rar (last updated January 12th, 2015)
Faces and Kits for Winter Friendlies
http://www.mediafire.com/download/qhz6hchw4ojn3jp/newpol_aesthetics.rar (last updated January 10th, 2015 15:34)
Banners
http://www.mediafire.com/?z7lf00o3qimfxxf (last updated a long time ago)
Chants
http://www.mediafire.com/?13ntvr3jzyh5bbf (last updated September 9th, 2013)
Stadium
http://www.mediafire.com/download/yba05cl634cf6v4/zeppelinfeldSource4.zip
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