User:RollFizzlebeef//retsu/

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Dead to Rights
File:Retsu logo.png
/retsu/ - Retsupurae
Founded 4 April 2014 Manager ??? Owner Something Awful LP Sandcastle IRL manager this team will never exist Team colors Chat color edec08 Unregistered Hyperyellow 2 Top scorer () Top assister () Captain Ridley Website /retsu/ - Retsupurae Nickname FAT FUCKS
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 0 0 0 0 0%
GF GA GD 0 0 0
Biggest win TBD  –  TBD Biggest defeat TBD  –  TBD First match TBD  0–0  TBD
Team music
Anthem Snatcher OST- Main Theme Goal horn Rock Knight- DEATH BALL
Kits

Roster

No. Position Player 1   GK Mike Dawson 2   LB Meet and Fuck 3   CB The Man with No Name 4   CB Edward Carnby 5   RB Jack Slade 6   CMF Slowbeef 7   CMF Ridley 8   CMF Diabeetus 9   SS Jollo 10   CF ROCK KNIGHT 11   SS Steve the Kidder

No. Position Player 12   GK Jack 13   GK WiiFat 14   LB Skateboard Skamper 15   LB Picac 16   CB M.O.D.O.K. 17   CB Xin 18   RB Drunken Mario Kart 19   RB The Arfin Nose 20   DMF Dan McNeely 21   DMF The You Testament 22   CMF General Ironicus 23   CMF Chip Cheezum