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Our vow is recorded, our banner unfurled, in the name of Vermont we defy all the world! | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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/VT/ - The Vermont Republic | ||||||||||||||||||||||||||||||
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Coming Multinational Bowl 3
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Roster Description
Player | >de scription |
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Ethan Allen | Ethan Allen was ten feet tall and could breathe fire. He was fueled entirely by alcohol and the blood of New Yorkers |
>Flatlanders | The Legions of Hampshire and York |
The Green Mountain Boys | The Army of the Republic. Started as a terrorist group in 1770 to prevent New York from occupying the New Hampshire Grants. |
Ira Allen | Ethan Allen gets all the credit for founding Vermont, but his younger brother Ira did all the real work while Ethan was in jail. |
Thomas Chittenden | Co-founder of the republic with Ira Allen. Also the governor. |
Nathaniel Shays | Hey remember that time Vermont cucked Massachusetts and destroyed the US Government? Of course not because the (((Yorkers))) have rewritten your history books! |
William Delaplace's wine cellar | Ethans says he captured Fort Ticonderoga for the cannons, but we all know what he was really after... |
Onion River Land Company | After his terrorist organization drove New Yorkers off their land, Ethan's land company bought it from them for pennies on the dollar. THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH THIS |
(((Yorker))) | SMELLY DUMB YORKER SCUM |
Battle of Bennington | Not actually fought in Bennington, or with the flag widely attributed to it. |
Fort Ticonderoga | Literally the only reason anyone has heard of Vermont. |
Lake Champlain | THE Lake |
Haldimand Affair | [Insert joke about Vermont being Canadian] |
Battle of Longue-Pointe | Ethan Allen decided he was so much of a badass that he could capture Montreal all by himself...it didn't work out |
"Natural Pattern" | The stars were not sewn on at random! Really! |
Good luck I'm Behind 7000 Mountains | >Declare war >Put a bunch of almost impassible mountains between you and your opponent >Wait for them to give up >??? >Profit |
Benedict Arnold | "THIS CAN'T BE HAPPENING, I'M IN CHARGE HERE!" |
The Republic of New Connecticut | Admittedly not the best name choice |
New Hampshire Grants | Perfectly 100% legal land sales |
Remember The 2 Million | It is the official position of the State of Vermont that we never should have had to pay NY for our land and that with inflation they owe us $2 Million |
The Black Snake | Fuck you Thomas Jefferson we trade with whoever we want |
UVM | One of America's first universities. Founded by Ira Allen the same year Vermont was recognized by Congress |
Western Union of the State of Vermont | PLATSBURGH IS OUR CLAY, CHAMPLAIN IS OUR LAKE |
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