User:Suule//Lynch/

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Eraserhead is my most spiritual film.
/lynch/ - Lynch
Founded 1977 AD Manager Alan Smithee Owner David Lynch IRL manager Suule !!/bQ+kfA6ObJ Team colors Chat color Uncanny Black Top scorer N/A (N/A) Top assister N/A (N/A) Captain Naomi Watts Website /lynch/ - Lynch Nickname Lynched
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 0 0 0 0 0%
GF GA GD 0 0 0
Biggest win TBD  0–0  TBD Biggest defeat TBD  –  TBD First match TBD  –  TBD
Team music
Anthem [// ] Goal horn [// ]
Kits
Home kit Away kit Goalkeeper kit Third kit

Players

No. Position Player 25   GK Man in the Planet 95   LB Crazy Clown Time 76   CB Dumbland 99   CB The Straight Story 10   CB Elephant Man 5   RB *Pulls the heartplug* 90   DMF "Horrible Lynchbaby" 96   CMF David Lunch 2   AMF Mystery Man 3   SS Agent Cooper 8   CF Naomi Watts

No. Position Player 20   GK Lady in the Radiator 0   LB Yellow Man 40   CB Inland Empire 48   CB Dick Laurent is dead 20   CB Midnight Cowboy 77   RB Rabbits 49   RMF Spencer 83   RMF Alan Smithee 13   DMF Blue Velvet 26   DMF David Bowie 88   LMF Fire Walk with Me 6   LMF BOB