User:Tottori//katawacrash/

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Seriously, fuck this game
/katawacrash/ - Katawa Crash
Founded 2011 Manager Tottori IRL manager Team color Chat color Top scorer () Top assister () Captain Website /katawacrash/ - Katawa Crash Nickname '
Historic performance
W D L TOTAL EFFICIENCY 0 0 0 0 0%
GF GA GD 0 0 0
Biggest win TBD  –  TBD Biggest defeat TBD  –  TBD First match TBD  –  TBD
Team music
Anthem [// ] Goal horn [// ]
Kits

No. Position Player   GK Student Council Get   CB Can't See Lilly's Super   CB >playing this >game   CB I WANNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE   RMF King Aura   DMF Better Than The VN   DMF Blue Multiball   LMF RuMbA rUmBa rUMbA   AMF TOUCH DOWN! THURMAN THOMAS   SS SHOW TIME   CF Unlimited Drill Works

No. Position Player   GK Nanaca Ripoff   GK Scoreboard Hacker   CB Chihaya   CB Professor T-Rex   CB Skill Shot!   CB Gendou is Kenji   CB Benny Hill Modo   DMF World -1   DMF FROG BLAST THE VENT CORE   DMF He's On Fire!   AMF >Flash >FPS   AMF 0.9.10

Roster Description

Player	>de scription
Student Council Get	Going 150m/sec? Couldn't get that wahaha off in time? So close to a new record? Nope, game over.
Can't See Lilly's Super	We had placeholder memes back in the day too ya know.
>playing this >game	My best run was when I just let it run in another window and forgot about it.
I WANNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE	WANNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE WANNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE WANNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE WANNA TAKE YOU FOR A RIDE WANNA TAKE YOU FOR *kaboom*
King Aura	2011-09-13 15:49:32 0.8.31 195750.22 Aura The Return of the King 2012-01-03 14:39:10 0.8.36 195250.89 Chortana I am the maddest person the world has ever seen. 2012-08-27 01:39:03 0.9.10 159770.09 thewizardninja My best run yet, probably.
Better Than The VN	Usually only admitted in spoiler text.
Blue Multiball	Pretty OP tbh
RuMbA rUmBa rUMbA	さぁ、逃げまどえその隙に 踊ろよ僕たちはルンバ 微笑み軽やかに君と その日は来るのか? わからなくて
TOUCH DOWN! THURMAN THOMAS	1st in our hearts, x34th position on the field forever and ever
SHOW TIME	Now you've done it.
Unlimited Drill Works	At its (bandaged) heart Katawa Crash is probably a just a simple game about making elaborate cutscene animations and then sticking them behind somewhat ludicrously random qualifying conditions.
Nanaca Ripoff	Fuck this casual meme bullshit, Nanaca Crash was the GOAT penguin launcher game.
Scoreboard Hacker	>knizz
Chihaya	WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT THING
Professor T-Rex	Still the only dual Richter Bromont/Dinosaur Comics reference in the history of mankind.
Skill Shot!	A potential reward for not just blasting your launch straight into the first character. Sometimes combos with TTT if you hit it just right.
Gendou is Kenji	Pro tip: if your current angle is close to 45 degrees, Kenji will become Gendou. Use the Nurse to acquire clones!
Benny Hill Modo	I had to REWRITE NEARLY FUCKING EVERYTHING to get it to work, but it was worth it! Kinda.
World -1	What IS on the other side of the hospital?
FROG BLAST THE VENT CORE	Carefully designed to get oldschool Bungie fanboys to splooge in their pants, lest any of it be used for actual procreative purposes.
He's On Fire!	Originally it wasn't possible to hit Hanako while this was happening, but since I never got around to coding it to intentionally corrupt your save files and crash when I realized it could I guess you got lucky.
>Flash >FPS	It's not recommended to play in fullscreen mode.
0.9.10	Last version before involvement in a certain memeball cup ground progress to a halt and a certain hard drive crash obliterated all the source code and project files. RIPIP